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When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When you have an itch, scratch it.
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You smell good, too," said Patch
It's called a shower." I was staring straight ahead. When he didn't answer, I turned sideways. "Soap. Shampoo. Hot water."
Naked. I know the drill.
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The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
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The "down and dirty
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Ah, but what is form but a bum wipe anyhow?
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One hand washes the other.
(Manus Manum Lavat)
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Wipe away the tears, cleanse your throat so you may speak and hear, restore the heart to its right place, remove the clouds from the sun in the sky.
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Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can't flush.
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Blue Face
Disgusting taste
Flush it
Shush it
Cold disgrace
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You better learn to regulate your perspiration. This is not collision theft. To flush is a sign that you're hard at work. Nobody works hard riding the tram - not even the driver.
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crying, and go in the toilet bowl
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If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!
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The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.
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I do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
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Repooping is the purest form of pooping
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empty out the toxins of life to avoid clogging
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How you refill. Lying there. Something like happiness, just like water, pure and clear pouring in. So good you don't even welcome it, it runs through you in a bright stream, as if it has been there all along.
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I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
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is the answer none of the above
crouched in a hole like a mud-streaked fugitive
everyday a different version of
pouring it away like a water through a sieve
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I washed walls, polished door knobs and the tiny window. The scales and stench of defeat floated into the pail's dirty water. The
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Cleanse the fountain if you would purify the streams.
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You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.
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It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire was French and therefore knew nothing about hygiene or shower gel.
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A flatterers throat is an open Sepulcher.
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occasional puke puddle.
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Every time you reach for food, ask yourself, 'Will this cleanse or clog me?'
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I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
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Flavius's foot catches on a metal grate over a circular opening in the floor, and my stomach contracts when I think of why a room would need a drain. The stains of human misery that must have been hosed off these white tiles ...
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Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food.
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You're so clean that you're dirty.
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When in doubt - wash!
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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
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One hand washes the other ... both hands wash the face.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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wash off the journey
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But now that I'm scrubbing
toilets on my hands & knees,
with four degrees,
I realize that one escape route
leads to another
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Which do you think, Commendatore? Bowels in or out?
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When do you stop to de-douche?
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Yesterday's dirt and mistakes have moved through me. I am shiny and pink inside, clean. Empty is good. Empty is strong.
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One senses that, in these conditions, no amount of wet-wiping could bring true hygiene.
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The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
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Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop away, and some can't.
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Crap on a stick.
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At the end of the day, every man has to wipe his own ass.
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A token of bathroom stoner etiquette.
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People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
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Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn't been cleaned in weeks. Nobody had noticed, because nobody who mattered ever went in there.
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It is a question of discipline," the little prince said to me later on. "When you've finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care.
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Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.
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Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.
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It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.
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With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.
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Make a mess. Clean it up.
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As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver. Still, the cleanse has recalibrated my definition of a splurge.
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For raging wind blows up incessant showers
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If you don't flush out the pipes, they'll run brown.
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
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They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.
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In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice.
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Dry wells send us to the fountain.
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Cleaniness is the cornerstone of discipline and the trademark of success
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Oh. That. Look, that was a time long time ago.
That's not going to happen this time. I'm clean. I just want to have a nice dinner here with my girlfriend.
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Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me a half smile of embarrassment.
'Gracie, I've been chemically inconvenienced and I don't think I can ever leave this toilet. Take a picture of this so I'll never do it again.
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To get the stuff out of you, especially if what you're dealing with is yourself, requires you to open up and touch tender spots. You have to be anesthetized a little bit.
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People empty me. I have to get away to refill.
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I'm as clean as the days are long.
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She turned the water scalding hot and scrubbed her face until it hurt, but the eyes still looked wrong. She tore off her clothes and stepped into the shower; but it was not enough.
The dirt was on the inside.
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wankers snorting
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When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off.
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I flush,and my inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.
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Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub.
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I flush with heaving passion's strange delight, Yet find contentment lost in appetite.
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All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.
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Sometimes we all get dusty by a few mundane and tiring affairs - and merely need a gentle soul wash to see, and get deeply entangled with, the fervors of life again.
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No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.
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When in doubt, take a bath...
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When you take the time to cleanse your physical body of accumulated stress and toxicity, you are rewarded with increased vitality and optimal health.
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We sit against the tiles of the bathroom wall with our legs sprawled out in front of us, passing the brain back and forth, taking small, leisurely bites and enjoying brief flashes of human experience.
'Good ... shit,' M wheezes.
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That to wipe my ass, you golden pricklick?
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You slam the bottom and either walk away or suck it up and get through it.
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People who go to the Opera, they don't go to the toilet, not even at home.
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Nobody wants to feel dirty, but everyone has to wipe their own butt.
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You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils
as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding
hundred dollar bills.
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Even a dry well may freshen.
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When nature called, the men would relieve themselves in a pot at the sideboard without interrupting their conversation, an English custom instituted not so much for convenience as to preempt any excuse for the weak of stomach or head to sneak out before the drinking was finished.
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Muddy water, let stand, becomes clear.
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When your ship comes in, don't be in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles."

quoted by Frank McNichols, father of Rose McNichols in A Nose for Hanky Panky, a Granite Cove Mystery
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You can't get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek. One
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Whasthat!"
"Um ... those are the toilets.
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Go for the throat. If you cant, go for the nads.
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Wiping out is an underappreciated skill.
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A gal who wants to powder her nose should have enough toilet tissue in hand.
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You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
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If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea.
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If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean.
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I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water?
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Bodies are cleansed by water; the mind is purified by truth.
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There are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged bladder. The world slows down, the focus sharpens, the brain comes back on line. Huge nebulous difficulties prove on close calm examination to be merely cloud giants.