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Dill if you don't hush I'll knock you bowlegged.
I leave to various future times, but not to all, my garden of forking paths.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
We are fiddle, fork, and spoon,
We are dancing with the moon,
If you'd like to steal a kiss from us,
You'd better steal one soon!
Will set his fork down and began cheerfully, in the manner of Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense:
"There was once a lass from New York
Who found herself hungry in York.
But the bread was like rocks
The parsnips shaped like -"
I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it's exact purpose!
CONTENTS CHAPTERS I. Excitement on the West Fork
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Life's too short to cavort with fork-tongued carnivores.
Meg took a batch of forks from the drawer and turned them over and over, looking at them. "I'm all confused again." "Oh, so 'm I," Calvin said gaily. "But now at least I know we're going somewhere.
Ale Perez What happened to your right hand?
TCKeller hucky made me finger-spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious untill he got it right. it took an hour and a half. i still can't hold a fork. what's the favour.
I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?
Dude, can I have your pickle?
Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...
Kirpal's left hand swoops down and catches the dropped fork an inch from the floor and gently passes it into the fingers of his daughter, a wrinkle at the edge of his eyes behind his spectacles.
Summerlee burst into derisive laughter. 'A ptero-fiddlestick!' said he. 'It was a stork, if I ever I saw one.
To the attention of the New Fiddleham Police Department: You've got my middle-C, and I would like it back.
...
Please return Jackaby's tuning fork. He's getting even more obnoxious than usual.
Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork.
Through the practices of yoga, we discover that concern for the happiness and well being of others, including animals, must be an essential part of our own quest for happiness and well being. The fork can be a powerful weapon of mass destruction or a tool to create peace on Earth.
misbegotten cockwaffle.
If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them exactly how multifunctional the utensil can be.
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
bradawl. It was just a blunt steel spike set into a handle.
THE GRACKLE
The
Ivan held both hands in front of him as if this was very serious. My current approach is using one fork for each bite and then making a pile of them in the middle of the table.
Life takes up one long, winding road to fulfill its seemingly endless journey, and when we find ourselves stumble upon forks in the road, we choose wisely.
pilaster, probably meant to anchor a
What is it, you fucking freak? If it was anything like that fork thing he put on me, I would most likely find a way to just kill myself. Salvation be damned
Johann Nikolaus Forkel, author of the monograph of which the following pages afford a translation, was born at Meeder, a small village in Saxe-Coburg, on February 22, 1749, seventeen months before the death of Johann Sebastian Bach, whose first biographer he became.
To be successful you can't show up to the potluck with just a fork.
Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle.
Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple.
At mealtime a very broad cloth is laid on the trestle table in the solar. to facilitate service, places are set along one side only. On that side the cloth falls to the floor, doubling as a communal napkin...there are several kinds of knives...but no forks.
StocktontoMalone
I should have had the pickle.
Hee must have a long spoone, shall eat with the devill.
A dance club? Why don't you just
stab me in the eye with this fork?
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
The Chollerick drinkes, the Melancholick eats, the Flegmatick sleepes.
Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.
A dinery server behaving like a pureblood attracts trouble; trouble attracts blame; blame demands a scrapegoat.
(forks did not appear until the late fourteenth century and weren't commonly used until the Renaissance).
Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper.
What the heck is this, a trivet?"
"I AM WAFFLE FACE!
prestidigitator,
fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
You can't dingleberry that! That's a flagrant misuse of the dingleberry!
I began to wonder why we cuddle some animals and put a fork in others.
Killer with a polo mallet.
Grinding his jaws. Barb snapped, "Over and done, put a fork in it." Stan
pocket lizard licker.
This fork in the road happens over a hundred times a day, and it's the choices that you make that will determine the shape of your life.
How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.
What's the handle, Zock?
Whoa, whoa! Hold up, there, kid. She lives in Forks, remember? So she gets rained on.
Eating soup with a fork: slow and messy.
Kale, jackass. His name is Kale, I snapped. Someone had joined the line behind Dad. The woman made an irritated noise of disapproval at my choice of wording and covered her small son's ears.
Great. Now I was corrupting children.
Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself.
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
I don't want no pickle. Just want to ride my motorcycle.
Link held up a spoon. "Bend this fork with your mind." "It's a spoon." "Trick question." Sampson grabbed it and crushed it in his hand. Link swallowed. "So you think with your fists? Good to know.
God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks - his fingers. Therefore it is an insult to him to substitute artificial metal forks for them when eating.
a misbegotten cockwaffle.
Get out of my chair, dillhole!
Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.
You mean Piglet. The little fellow with the excited ears. That's Piglet.
voluptuous sluggard,
If you come to a fork in the road, take it
Build: Vookworm, but tough
At New Year's he had given Anne a present of silver forks with handles of rock crystal. He hopes she will use them to eat with, not to stick in people.
Cucumber. The cucumber is just a pickle before it started drinking.
Then at the top of the hill, the road forks.
Which just figures.
"You gotta be kidding." I say.
One part of the road goes left, the other goes right.
(Well, it's a "Fork" ain't it?)
Are you all right? I know last night was kind of scary."
"I just didn't expect it. It was asparagus ... He literally punched someone over a vegetable."
Kile laughed. "See, this is why you stick with butter."
"Oh, you and your stupid butter."
The Executioner shall not have much trouble, for I have a little neck. I shall be known as La Reine Sans Tete
Don't trust the cannibal just 'cos he's usin' a knife and fork!
Nik gripped his fork so tightly his knuckles turned white. His temper flared up like a beast inside him, clawing at the walls of its fleshy prison.
Seine and Piave are silver spoons,
But the spoonbowl-metal is thin and worn
SCRAPPLE Place a pig's head in 4 quarts of cold water and bring slowly to the boil.
I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.
It's drones over Brooklyn, you blink, you could get tooken,
And now you're understanding the definition of 'Crooklyn.'
Pigs on parade, but bacon fryin' and cookin',
Cause kids' tired of dyin' and walkin' round like they shooken.
At our production company, the trademark dish - and this sounds particularly revolting - is curried pickled herring.
So many pickles, so little time.
Pyp had stabbed a turnip with his knife. "The night is dark and full of turnips," he announced in a solemn voice. "Let us all pray for venison, my children, with some onions and a bit of tasty gravy.
Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, And munched and mumbled a bare old bone; For many a year he had gnawed it near, For meat was hard to come by. Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone, And meat was hard to come by.
Britney: You in a fight?
Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.
Lumpyface Lumpyhead
Hunger is the best pickle.
What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?
If I'm a tuning fork, you're the perfect A, making me hum.
Did we ever find out for sure about the possible forked penis?
Come, then! Face Ravelle! The gods have sent your doom, motherfuckers!
Peace, prattler.
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.
I disliked having a fork pointed at me and I disliked the sound of the voice never stopping; I wished he would put food on the fork and put it into his mouth and strangle himself.
Trying to straighten the question mark!
Danzhol. The one with the marriage proposal and the objections to the town charter in central Monsea. "Bacon," Bitterblue muttered. "Bacon!" she repeated, then carefully made her way up the spiral stairs.
Cassoulet, that best of bean feasts, is everyday fare for a peasant but ambrosia for a gastronome, though its ideal consumer is a 300-pound blocking back who has been splitting firewood nonstop for the last twelve hours on a subzero day in Manitoba.
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.