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Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
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Another blond boy came tearing from the opposite direction. "Can't find Smith. But I see you found my cupcake."

"Mine," Cole snapped. Uh, was the cupcake supposed to be me? Because it was a weird nickname for a supposed enemy.
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Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges could taste so good.
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You're such a cupcake.
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I'm not much of a cake person.
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I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.
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Late season fruits.
The blood orange has its admirer, who suck it smugly. Cooks stalk it; they'd like to put it in some tartare sauce. However, some, like me, turn their noses up. In silence they mould bits of bread into balls, delighting in their work, then chuck them in God's face.
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Exactly," said Maddie. "What's your favorite flavor?"
"I bet I can guess," said Simone. "Chocolate."
"Strawberry," said Maddie.
Losers. It was vanilla.
"Vanilla," said Seth.
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When you look at a cupcake, you've got to smile.
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You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat a cherry pie?
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I love you like I love cupcakes.
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Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
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I will never eat another pancake that appears out of nowhere.
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It is amazing how the world can change, he thought, during the life span of a fruitcake.
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You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.
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Mandy's description of "yummy" was so very incorrect. A cupcake was yummy.
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Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
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I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake.
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Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
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I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.
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I love fruit, when it is expensive.
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What's happenin', the cakest of all my baby cakes?
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I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair.
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Crap.

She's going to cry.

This was a situation that required neutralizing. I placed my hand over hers and gave her a squeeze.

"There, there." Fruit cake. "Calm down -
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There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.
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Piece of cake. Or toast, in your case. I'll stuff your toast, baby.
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What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake.
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I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.
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How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?
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You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.
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You have reached the end of cake
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I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination!
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I love watermelon!
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
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She was like a real strawberry in a roomful of strawberry Pop-Tarts.
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You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.
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Apple, candy apple, funnel cake, cotton candy, and a root beer float.
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If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.
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Cheesecake packs a sensual wallop unlike anything in the natural world because it is a brew of megadoses of agreeable stimuli which we concocted for the express purpose of pressing our pleasure buttons
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You know shit just got serious when you refuse gooey caramel cupcakes which taste like heaven.
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I can always think about cake.
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I am a grateful ... grapefruit.
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Your life should always come with hot fudge, whipped cream, and a cherry on top.
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The cake that launched a thousand hips
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Razzmatazz topped with hot fudge, strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. It looked nasty, but you had to admire a guy secure enough to order sprinkles.
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Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
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Orange, Longbottom.
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How was her crumbcake?
oh.. from the store ...
...
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Yes, ma'am, I like raspberry cake, only I like it better with no poison or scorpions in it.
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I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.
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A hummingbird cake, she decided as she turned on the kitchen light. It was made with bananas and pineapples and pecans and had a cream cheese frosting.
She would make it light enough to float away.
She reached over to open the window.
To float to her daughter.
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Who wants to get cake? - Following a pop quiz
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You like pie? I like pie.
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I love chocolate mousse, that's probably my favorite. I'm a big strawberry shortcake fan as well. I'm not mad at classic vanilla either. I'm not, I'm not sure what the word is. Cake discriminatory? Cakeist?
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It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast
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Peaches. Talk to me.
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I am an apple, yet i taste like a grape... Im a grapple.
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Call me what you want; I'm still taking your cake.
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Nothing bad can happen to you when you are surrounded by cupcakes.
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I like pancakes.
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That's it, cupcake. You're going down.
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Quinoa and Banana Muffins
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This is my breakfast. Just because you fancy having sex with it, doesn't mean I have to automatically give it up on your say so. You want fruit sex so badly, like I said, go and get your own.
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Apples peaches, pumpkin pah-ay
You're in love and so am ah-ay
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Paulie Pastrami learned that a misunderstanding could often be settled with a cupcake.
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Coconut Pecan Eruption Cake
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Cake is the only thing that matters.
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Pears are my favorite fruit! Reminds me of childhood.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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vanilla with a twist.
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In this light your eyes look almost purple. Like black raspberries.'
Belle laughed softly. 'You must be in a state of perpetual hunger. You keep likening me to fruit.
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White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.
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Cupcakes are for people who can't handle reality.
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Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
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Cowboy up, cupcake.
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I'll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.
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I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl.
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The shape and texture of fruit is sensuous and fascinating, but the true delight blossoms when you experience the flavor of these colorful gifts of nature.
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Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"
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The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and will die of sexual exertions in the arms of his mistress.
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You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake.
-L (from Death Note)
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Mrs. Bright cut another slice of the rich, dark cake. It was Mindy's fourth, counting dessert at home. But Mrs. Bright's layer cakes were, Mindy felt sure, the best in the world. Where else did you find the layers of icing almost as thick as the layers of cake?
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had a pancake in her hand, so I
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He isn't at all sweet. But if I wanted sugar, I'd eat a fucking cupcake. I
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I shall always be pointed at as the girl who flavored a cake with anodyne liniment.
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So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We could even put a cherry on top. (Talon)
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Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.
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Like this cake. It's really very good. (Arik)
As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)
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As they say, 'It's all downhill from cupcakes.
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You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.
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And I ate the cheesecake.
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Think apple pie is my favorite. Although, ask me tomorrow and I might change my mind.
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For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry ... although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself.
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I haven't met a cake I didn't like.
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floral olive oil sorbet with mandarin orange swirls.
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4) Beet and Pear Flavored Puree
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Cheesecake will always taste like love.
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I am not cake," Drake growled and pointed to the actual cake on the table. "That is cake. And I am not puffy, I'm studly. So there.
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I'm the king of brownie sundaes!
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I love you like crazycakes.
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Why are you looking at me I'm chocolate cake and you're PMSing?