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Jokes are very curious things psychologically. -- James Callis
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Humor is the mask of wisdom. -- Friedrich Durrenmatt
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. -- Alan King
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. -- George Saunders
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Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour. -- Andrew Eldritch
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Always find the funny. -- Amy Susan Crohn
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Another tormentor inquired if it was true that I had installed two ping-pong tables in my basement. I asked, was it a crime? No, he said, but why two? "Is that a crime?" I countered, and they all laughed. -- Vladimir Nabokov
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Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. -- Thomas Lansing Masson
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. -- Mae West
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It's always funny until someone loses a testicle. -- Bob N. Boguslavski
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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I quite like dark humor. -- Marina And The Diamonds
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A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. -- Allan Pease
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There's any funny -- Craig Johnson
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The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny. -- Jimenez Lai
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This is not at all funny."
"Which is why I'm not laughing. -- Dani Alexander
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I don't know what humor is. -- Will Rogers
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I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. -- Ashley Williams
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Ever notice how really smart people enjoy making silly jokes? -- Elizabeth Chandler
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers
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I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. -- Jerry Seinfeld
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I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes. -- Reese Roper
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It's mighty funny. The end of time has just begun. -- Bob Dylan
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Humor is just truth, only faster! -- Gilda Radner
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. -- George Bernard Shaw
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I'm not much of a jokester. -- Adam Baldwin
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Sometimes, humor makes more sense than reasoning. -- Toba Beta
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Humor is the only reason to live. -- Marcel Duchamp
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I'm just not very funny. -- Ira Glass
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The police never think it's as funny as you do. -- Erin Nicholas
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I laugh because your pain is amusing. -- Lauren Dane
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Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? -- Kurt Vonnegut
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It's good to laugh! -- Ashley Tisdale
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Alright ... what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say it's funny, so you can contradict me and say it's sad? Or do you want me to say it's sad so you can turn around and say no, it's funny. You can play that damn little game any way you want to, you know! -- Edward Albee
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I'm sad, but I'm laughing. -- Alanis Morissette
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Being funny is not the same as being happy. -- Dana Gould
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Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? -- Bill Watterson
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Humor is a universal language. -- Joel Goodman
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A sense of humor is a requisite to surviving in our demanding world -- Janette Oke
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Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. -- Lisa M. Cronkhite
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I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor. -- Alison Jackson
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Part of being human is having a sense of humor. -- Patrick Wolf
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Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. -- Stephan Attia
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Good humor is the sunshine of the mind. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1St Baron Lytton
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You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. -- Kurt Vonnegut
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Humor is a univeral language. -- Joel Goodman
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If you have no sense of humor, You have no sense at all.. -- Himmilicious
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It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny. -- Curtis Jackson
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Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? -- Nicholas Sparks
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Humor is probably species specific -- Anna C. Salter
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Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax. -- Bauvard
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I love my jokes. -- Dave Chappelle
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People don't get my sense of humour. -- Tamara Ecclestone
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I know enough football to know that's funny! -- Gabriel Iglesias
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Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny. -- Doc Holliday
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelbart
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I have a funny name. -- Pia Zadora
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Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form. -- Craig Ferguson
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You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. -- Neil Gaiman
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Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. -- J. R. Martinez
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Is this why you think you are chosen by God, because only you can understand the funnies that you make about yourself? -- Jonathan Safran Foer
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Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!
- Make your choice! -- Deyth Banger
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I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? -- Joe Pesci
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You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. -- Max Wright
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I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be. -- David Dobkin
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Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously. -- Tim Meadows
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It's sad being the funniest person you know. -- Grea Alexander
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I just like making people laugh. -- Isaiah Mustafa
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Success is always less funny than failure. -- Jon Ronson
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Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. -- L. Ron Hubbard
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Comedy is not pretty. -- Steve Martin
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Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. -- Brandon Nolta
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Life without humor is not funny. -- Fishel Jacobs
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. -- Robert Mankoff
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Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. -- Elisha Cuthbert
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Madness has no sense of humour -- Adam Foulds
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Laugh now, cry later. -- Erma Bombeck
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Koreans are hilarious. -- Bobby Lee
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Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. -- Brian Celio
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Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. -- Rebecca Mcnutt
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Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny. -- Kaitlin Olson
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I'm not very funny! -- Kimbra
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Comedy is rarely funny. -- Dov Davidoff
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I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. -- Lucille Ball
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The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious. -- Steve Coogan
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. -- Al Franken
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A sense of humor isn't about being funny. It's about being human. -- Michael Kerr
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. -- Dick Cavett
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It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. -- John C. Reilly
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It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not. -- Max Cannon
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It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. -- Rob Campbell
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I don't mean to be funny. -- Yogi Berra
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I can't help laughing because it's funny, -- Suzanne Collins
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Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. -- Franklyn Ajaye
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When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it. -- Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
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We are not here to laugh. -- Charles De Gaulle
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I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. -- Jasinda Wilder
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. -- Mark Russell
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You think it amusing to have a death sentence imposed on us, sire? -- Darren Shan