Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Funny. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Funny Quotes And Sayings by 97 Authors including James Callis,Friedrich Durrenmatt,Alan King,George Saunders,Andrew Eldritch for you to enjoy and share.
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. -- James Callis
Humor is the mask of wisdom. -- Friedrich Durrenmatt
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. -- Alan King
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. -- George Saunders
Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour. -- Andrew Eldritch
Always find the funny. -- Amy Susan Crohn
Another tormentor inquired if it was true that I had installed two ping-pong tables in my basement. I asked, was it a crime? No, he said, but why two? "Is that a crime?" I countered, and they all laughed. -- Vladimir Nabokov
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. -- Thomas Lansing Masson
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. -- Mae West
It's always funny until someone loses a testicle. -- Bob N. Boguslavski
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
I quite like dark humor. -- Marina And The Diamonds
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. -- Allan Pease
There's any funny -- Craig Johnson
The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny. -- Jimenez Lai
This is not at all funny."
"Which is why I'm not laughing. -- Dani Alexander
I don't know what humor is. -- Will Rogers
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. -- Ashley Williams
Ever notice how really smart people enjoy making silly jokes? -- Elizabeth Chandler
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. -- Jerry Seinfeld
I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes. -- Reese Roper
It's mighty funny. The end of time has just begun. -- Bob Dylan
Humor is just truth, only faster! -- Gilda Radner
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. -- George Bernard Shaw
I'm not much of a jokester. -- Adam Baldwin
Sometimes, humor makes more sense than reasoning. -- Toba Beta
Humor is the only reason to live. -- Marcel Duchamp
I'm just not very funny. -- Ira Glass
The police never think it's as funny as you do. -- Erin Nicholas
I laugh because your pain is amusing. -- Lauren Dane
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? -- Kurt Vonnegut
It's good to laugh! -- Ashley Tisdale
Alright ... what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say it's funny, so you can contradict me and say it's sad? Or do you want me to say it's sad so you can turn around and say no, it's funny. You can play that damn little game any way you want to, you know! -- Edward Albee
I'm sad, but I'm laughing. -- Alanis Morissette
Being funny is not the same as being happy. -- Dana Gould
Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? -- Bill Watterson
Humor is a universal language. -- Joel Goodman
A sense of humor is a requisite to surviving in our demanding world -- Janette Oke
Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. -- Lisa M. Cronkhite
I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor. -- Alison Jackson
Part of being human is having a sense of humor. -- Patrick Wolf
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. -- Stephan Attia
Good humor is the sunshine of the mind. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1St Baron Lytton
You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is a univeral language. -- Joel Goodman
If you have no sense of humor, You have no sense at all.. -- Himmilicious
It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny. -- Curtis Jackson
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? -- Nicholas Sparks
Humor is probably species specific -- Anna C. Salter
Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax. -- Bauvard
I love my jokes. -- Dave Chappelle
People don't get my sense of humour. -- Tamara Ecclestone
I know enough football to know that's funny! -- Gabriel Iglesias
Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny. -- Doc Holliday
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelbart
I have a funny name. -- Pia Zadora
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form. -- Craig Ferguson
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. -- Neil Gaiman
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. -- J. R. Martinez
Is this why you think you are chosen by God, because only you can understand the funnies that you make about yourself? -- Jonathan Safran Foer
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!
- Make your choice! -- Deyth Banger
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? -- Joe Pesci
You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. -- Max Wright
I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be. -- David Dobkin
Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously. -- Tim Meadows
It's sad being the funniest person you know. -- Grea Alexander
I just like making people laugh. -- Isaiah Mustafa
Success is always less funny than failure. -- Jon Ronson
Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. -- L. Ron Hubbard
Comedy is not pretty. -- Steve Martin
Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. -- Brandon Nolta
Life without humor is not funny. -- Fishel Jacobs
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. -- Robert Mankoff
Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. -- Elisha Cuthbert
Madness has no sense of humour -- Adam Foulds
Laugh now, cry later. -- Erma Bombeck
Koreans are hilarious. -- Bobby Lee
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. -- Brian Celio
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. -- Rebecca Mcnutt
Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny. -- Kaitlin Olson
I'm not very funny! -- Kimbra
Comedy is rarely funny. -- Dov Davidoff
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. -- Lucille Ball
The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious. -- Steve Coogan
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. -- Al Franken
A sense of humor isn't about being funny. It's about being human. -- Michael Kerr
I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. -- Dick Cavett
It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. -- John C. Reilly
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not. -- Max Cannon
It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. -- Rob Campbell
I don't mean to be funny. -- Yogi Berra
I can't help laughing because it's funny, -- Suzanne Collins
Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. -- Franklyn Ajaye
When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it. -- Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
We are not here to laugh. -- Charles De Gaulle
I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. -- Jasinda Wilder
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. -- Mark Russell
You think it amusing to have a death sentence imposed on us, sire? -- Darren Shan
