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Goosnargh, said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.
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Victor Hernandez, like an orchestral conductor directing his troops ...
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Gabe pulled the card from the envolope.

I want to help you.

He flipped the card over.

You are the best thing to ever happen to Vernon.

Then in the tiniest script were words that Gabe had to squint to read:

PS. The dog's name is Guppy.
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Glurk hit the guard in as friendly a way as possible.
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The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.
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So instead of a bra, what do you think I wore for support, intergalactically? Gaffer's tape.
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Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Graff-'
'Not Graff,' the big man snapped, looking annoyed. 'The name is Garff-Garff!'
'Say, that's good,' the hunter said. 'Garff-Garff- that's even better than bow-wow. Do you know any other animal imitations?
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I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
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There is no gaiety as gay as the gaiety of grief.
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Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As
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Gary, hit me as hard as you can in the face when I'm showing my ID, and then, Grayson, you just walk behind me like you belong in the joint,
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Back of the job-the dreamer Who's making the dream come true!
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A fine job of work and a fine colt. Shall I reward you or Coquette - or both?
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For Gat with everything, everything. Cady
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It pays to advertise," Nanny agreed. "This is Greebo. Between you and me, he's a fiend from hell." "Well, he's a cat," said Mrs. Gogol, generously. "It's only to be expected.
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He's this Goth dude, can control people." "Goth, like a Visigoth German Viking of the middle ages, or a Neil Gaiman-looking, Robert Smith, make-up-and-moonbeams Cure fan?" "What's a Neil Gaiman?" "You're an idiot.
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Ulick Norman Owen.
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I should think this a gull, but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it; knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such reverence.
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I am the gaiaphage.
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It seems like every family has to have one goon, guess whos it on this homestead?
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Thugly the Tormentor of Young Pilots.
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Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!
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Sarah Jane turned to face me square on, her eyes full of compassion and wisdom and strength I could never match. "You are the gaurdian, Jess. The truth is inside you if you look for it. Trust that you're here because you're destined to be.
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Cashier." Turnover
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Great God of wonders, the Creator of all dreams.
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The squealing little arse-gerbil.
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We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.
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I am simply one "hell" of a butler.
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Ah," cried Gavroche, "what does this mean? It rains again! ... If this continues, I withdraw my subscription.
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When I look at the net I don't see a goalie.
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Doughboy, we need to talk."
Doughboy opened his wax eyes. "Finally! You realize how stuffy it is in there? At last you've remembered that you need my brilliant guidance."
"Actually we need to become a coat.
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...Who knew he'd rather be a waiter than your guardian. I guess being a guardian isn't paying too well these days. Or maybe he's finally come to terms with the fact that he sucks at it.... ~Mazriel from Sanctuary
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commander like this one. Ser
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I'm simply one hell of a butler.
-Sebastian Michaelis
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He who controlleth the backboard, controlleth the game.
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General Mills Editorial Director: Jeff Nowak Publishing
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God is a good paymaster; He pays His servants while at work as well as when they have done it;
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I'm the goofball. I'm the person cracking people up.
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My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call me God"

"Well Mr Slade, if we are going by acronyms, I guess I could also call you Ass?
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Gipsies, who every ill can cure,
Except the ill of being poor
Who charms 'gainst love and agues sell,
Who can in hen-roost set a spell,
Prepar'd by arts, to them best known
To catch all feet except their own,
Who, as to fortune, can unlock it,
As easily as pick a pocket.
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In the kitchen Gamache's German shepherd, Henri, sat up in his bed and cocked his head. He had huge oversized ears which made Gamache think he wasn't purebred but a cross between a shepherd and a satellite dish.
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Being a Viking's guarian angel is hard work...
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I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.
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gate, the guards, who
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What's a gom jabbar?
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The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don!
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that arrogant bastard Gunther shit-canned the
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doting, the guy on the sideline at
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My name is Gilan. The King wants to see you.
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One of those librarians who rules the stacks with an intimidating scowl, whispers quiet sharply enough to lacerate the tender inner tissues of the ear, and will pursue an overdue-book fine with the ferocity of a rabid ferret.
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When, a few months later, Goldman Sachs announced it was setting aside $542,000 per employee for the 2006 bonus pool, he wrote again: "As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended." In
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Just someone who gets bounced around in whatever position needs to be filled, used and used like a candle on a moonless night until I burn away into a puddle of compliance and obedience.
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The GP appeared in its typical V formation. "Goose on the lawn," Luc said. "Goose?" I asked. "That V formation. I like to use derogatory terms to describe the GP whenever possible.
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Gamache in anger. "He knew that's
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Agony without genius was gaucherie.
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Gamache was the best of them, the smartest and bravest and strongest because he was willing to go into his own head alone, and open all the doors there, and enter all the dark rooms. And make friends with what he found there.
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AND THE PERSON OUTSIDE TO WHOM YOU WERE speaking?" Inspector Hewitt asked. "Dogger," I said.
"First name?" "Flavia," I said. I couldn't help myself.
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If God is your coach, you score the most amazing and unbelievable goals
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He that staies does the businesse.
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That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
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The gretteste clerkes been noght wisest men.
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Gaea?" Leo shook his head. "Isn't that Mother Nature? She's supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry."
"Leo, that's Snow White," Piper said.
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In for a sheep, in for a gargant.
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My generals are a parcel of post inspectors.
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He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes."
"He's always taking something - generally food.
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A quiet worker but a very productive one and a great one for the state of Georgia.
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He is both the Raffe I know and a terrifying stranger. He looks like a pissed-off demigod. I've only glimpsed him once in this perfect angel form.
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Greeley knew no language but his, but of that, he possessed a most extraordinary mastery. An employee
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Ray Garton never fails to go for the throat!
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Vagina Whisperer.
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The devil, that old stager, who leads downward, perhaps, but fiddles all the way!
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grudge who grudge
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GAWKING IS A LOOK stronger than a stare. The gawk was full of brazen curiosity, pity, and fear, every unattractive human emotion rolled into one unflattering facial expression.
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Grumble is the god of henchmen and minions. Once a former lackey himself, after his deification he chose to look over his own people rather than putting on airs.
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CHAPTER XLV NOAH CLAYPOLE IS EMPLOYED BY FAGIN ON A SECRET MISSION
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To a good spender God is the Treasurer.
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of all this?" Gilpin
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A God who counts minutes and pennies, a desperate sensual God, who grunts like a pig. A pig with golden wings, who falls and falls, always belly side up, ready for caresses, that's him, our master. Come, kiss me.
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Griff's pretty neat on his own. Scottish hedge!
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Pull up your big-girl panties, Gabi.
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Does he have a nickname?' Diana went on remorselessly. 'I mean, 'gaiphage' is so long. Can we call him phage? Or maybe just 'G'?
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What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye
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Knowing Gary, he probably caught
sight of one of those thick, furry sausage things they have on the end of the ropes one day
and just couldn't resist giving it a tug.
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I've been told I'm a good midcareer manager.
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I'm Dan Gelber. As a federal prosecutor, I helped put away corporate criminals, corrupt politicians and violent gangs.
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From sage on the stage to guide on the side.
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Perry Johansson.
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He is well paid that is well satisfied.
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Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks.
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Rebus lifted a Guardian
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My dad is kind of a rascal, like in a Dickensian sense. He just goes from career to career.
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Perched on the edge of Case's worktable like some kind of state of the art gargoyle,
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A first-class storyteller
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What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.
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Christophe, with the careful tone of an adult telling a kid not to pet the nice foaming-rabid pooch.
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Gervasio Lonquimay
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Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse!
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Ah betcha you wants some dressed up dude dat got to look at de sole of his shoe everytime he cross de street tuh see whether he got enough leather dere tuh make it across.
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Fahlberg is a scoundrel. It nauseates me to hear my name mentioned in the same breath with him.
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A seagull manager is one who periodically flies into the area, makes a lot of noise, dumps on the people, maybe eats their lunch, and flies away.