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. . . it's part of the adventure!
Just remember, when your mother's gnawing my ankle like a furious mama bear separated from her cum, I did it for you.
Life goes on, brah!
Oh God, I've got to do this today.
Dear God, let me be damned a little longer, a little while.
Good God!" Lids sliding closed, he moaned. I think I was witnessing a foodgasm and it was far too similar to another gasm I never wanted to hear from my father.
I should avert my eyes. This shit would scar me.
Leah: I want those gubs Mommy.
Kate: They're not 'gubs' they're 'gloves'
Aaden and Leah try and say gloves
Leah: Gloves!
Kate: Good job!
Aaden: Gubs!
Kate: No
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
All is not gold that glisters.
Life's that way
>Life-- Jim Beaver
Sorry, Jesus, I have to curse!
Lord, it was expensive to die
There's a lamentation in the flutter of your lash.
I feel a sin coming on.
...pain that would have made even a god shiver in terror.
Well, they had to have me in the G-string because this is PG-13, right?
Spending time with her father was like showering with a cheese grate - it got more painful each time.
Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!
Damnation. Damnable, damned, damningly damnation.
Oh God. I'm so sorry, princess. I'm sorry.
Ray Garton never fails to go for the throat!
...All that grotty jiz crusting to sugar in my ass crevice...
Living is hell of a death
Sweet mother of twat tingles.
jammed inside the bastard for three hours.'). And that bridge, the bridge . . . have to make a pilgrimage to
Oh my fucking god,
Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it.
The horror had begun.
...my soul bleeding tears of anguish
You will be so dead, dear Sister.
God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Oh, how daily life is.
What ugly sights of death within mine eyes!
That was the end of Grogan... the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!
Merciful God.
Faithful God.
Oh God, make me good, but not yet.
But hey this was the FAYZ, where all you could really hope was to delay the pain.
Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.
ohmygodIthinkIsuckedhisdick.
Girl, I'd warn you that God Almighty's goin' to strike you dead, exceptin' I been warnin' your mama that for years, and he in his infinite mercy has so far seen fit to withhold his lightnin'.
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!
I did not do it for you, sire." Gawain was deadly serious now. "Death comes to us and all mortals. I shall still lose you one day. But Logres! The only perfection under heaven would fall if I could not save you.
Good God, I whispered, sitting on the van's cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy - not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn't-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly grossed out, I took a peek at my armpit, jerking away. Oh, that's just ... nasty.
there it must end!
Oh no, that's me grounded for a month.
Life is a wince-a-thon.
Accursed! Accursed! You shall be accursed to the thirteenth generation!
It'll be your damnation, boy. You'll wear out a hundred pairs of boots on your way to hell.
Oouuu, you nasty man!
He who is proud of his knowledge, has gout in the wrong end.
The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror.
And there but for the grace of God go I,
Goddamn, sometimes it hurt to be free.
I hate To tell again a tale once fully told.
Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death.
Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings."
Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!"
"What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying.
Oh, you queer soul!
One day I looked at Gat, lying in the Clairmont hammock with a book, and he seemed, well, like he was mine. Like he was my particular person.
Gil's hands imprison my own.
God spent a little too much time on my nose.
In the future, when Joss Whedon and I are best friends and hanging out together in my tree fort, I hope Neil Gaiman comes over too.
The world had went to hell, but at least I'd have pretty toenails.
A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.
Excuse me for just a sec, I've got eczema around my nubbins.
Nat Parson says it's the devil's mark."
"Nat Parson's a gobshite."
Maddy was torn between a natural feeling of sacrilege and a deep admiration of anyone who dared call a parson 'gobshite.
The pain decimated me.
He's got _go_, anyhow.'
Certainly, he's got go,' said Gudrun. 'In fact I've never seen a man that showed signs of so much. The unfortunate thing is, where does his _go_ go to, what becomes of it?
Oh, Grandmother, what terribly big teeth you have!
The darkness is coming now god dammit!
I'll go to hell with him
If you Ever say Anything about fairies knitting for two gay men again, I will fire you, Then I will knit you a noose, do you hear me?
Craw outburst at Jeremy's comment.
The wound is a warning.
OHMYGODHE'SGOTAGUN!!!
I have more important things to do anyway. I have a hangnail that needs my attention. (Dev)
Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts
The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.
Now, I'd got diresome hole-spew that day 'cos I'd ate a gammy dog leg in Honokaa,
GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
No damn cat, no damn Cradle.
Oh, hello there, my name's Ozzy Osbourne, and I've been bonking groupies for a couple of months, and I think my knob might be about to fall off, would you mind terribly giving me a shot of penicillin to make sure my missus doesn't get whatever I've got?
A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
Let the galled jade wince' -
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
Then came the digging. Oh God, the digging.
People wish their enemies dead - but I do not; I say give them the gout, give them the stone!
Dear me! I must be turning into a god.
Dammit ... Don't you dare ask God to help me.
There's more than this, Sethy," Gudmund said. "This sucks beyond belief, but there's more. We just have to get there.
Some things you cannot stop happening.
One o' these days, lass, I'm goin' t' still that mouth o' yers. - Nate
Hell, what balls!
So intense was his sexual frustration that it had begun to feel like a life-threatening illness: testicular gout, libidinal gangrene.
Thank God for your mother.
Anything is forgiven those who sin elegantly; while gaucheness sours even the noblest deed.
Suddenly all I wanted to do was watch Gronk do his thang-thang in the zone place there. My vagina demanded it.
Oh my God. What in - "
I was going to be killed by two generations of beautiful women. While naked.
"Mom," Isabel snapped, interrupting. "Do you mind not staring? It's totally perv.
Anyone else would have just killed the alligator
I'm the queen of my pain ...
I hated myself for being so weak. I seemed to have no real personality of my own. Gaby was the mirror in which I saw myself.