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I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.
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Oh, fuck you, you self-righteous piece of...BALD
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Hey, igloo-face, that's not cool,
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Perspicacious individual I've met in years, you are
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Congratulations on your face, darlin'...
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Knock-knock, motherfucker.
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You're like the cute version of the village idiot.
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I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
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mature great-nephew.
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Careful old-timer, your age is showing."
"Hey, I'm only thirty-two. I'm in my prime, woman!"
She harrumphed. "Well, I'm a mere twenty-five and you're way too old for me."
Jay's eyes smoldered as he whispered, "My experience is your gain.
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I've been doing old-people things since I was a child.
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Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
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I'm an old-timey gal.
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What I don't want is to be called an octogenarian. I saw 'Octogenarian Jane Gardam' and I thought 'Blow me!' I mean, I am, but that's not the point."

(Inteview, The Guardian, 8 January 2011)
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You might be an old soul, Carter, but you're still seventeen
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your uncle Geoffrey.
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I'm a fucker. It's what I do
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I am not a hater.
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After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way.
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Peeple of zee wurl, relax
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Niggards are oftentimes neat.
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Kurtz pulled the glove compartment open and handed a set of thermal-imaging goggles to Aleks. He pulled his own pair on over his face. "You get smarter every day: It's light outside, comrade space cadet.
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I am seventy years old, a gray age weighted with uncompromising biblical allusions. It ought to have a gray outlook, but it hasn't, because a glint of dazzling sunshine is dancing merrily ahead of me.
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I won't compare him unfavorably to Fucker,
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I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer,
I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer;
To everybody's prejudice I know a thing or two;
I can tell a woman's age in half a minute
and I do
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You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
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I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.
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Call me Sunshine again, and I will murder you, cocksucker.
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Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a... well, I prefer to be called a dork, thank you.
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My bad, Z. I shouldn't have gone bitch on you. We cool?
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You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
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prestidigitator,
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Beneath every goober is a kid. A person. Maybe he's not what you would call 'regular.' But so what? Is that a bad thing?
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Give me a break, I'm trying to Gratefully Condescend.
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Guess that's a thing you still do. You know, look like a douchebag.
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Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.
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You talk like somebody's grandmother, you know." "Shut
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Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
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Goddam. Aren't you something else.
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I'm a goofball and a comedian
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Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
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You call me misbeliever, cut-throat, dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine,
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Bruckner he is my man!
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I'm not the new anything; I'm just Agyness.
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Snicker on hearing his name: 'the gentleman who thinks we are descended from the apes.'
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I'm not a Twitterer, I'm not a twerker, I'm not a Facebooker, I'm not nothing. I'm old school.
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Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel.
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You're a hidjus old pollywobble!
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Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you were.
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Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye!
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What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
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that fucking motherfucker
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Hee lookes not well to himselfe that lookes not ever.
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You weaselly short-dicked elk-fucker.
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God, you tick me off."
"Well, at least I got you - "
"Don't even finish that statement!" I snatched up my socks and tights. Rolling them on, I hobbled on one foot. "Ugh, I hate you sometimes."
He sat up in one fluid motion. "Not too long ago, you were really, really loving me.
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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin' me lawn and killin' what Brits come around.
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granny-humping butt sucker!
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I used to worry about you, Zoyd, but I see I can rest easy now the Vaseline of youth has been cleared from your life's lens by the mild detergent solution of time, in its passing. . .
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I'm SUCH a DORK!!
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Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)
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She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a glazed donut. That gal's juices are flowing. She must be on some kind of hormone replacement therapy.
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Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
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Hee that would bee well old, must bee old betimes.
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Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.
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My entire youth has been Nasty Gal. My entire future is Nasty Gal.
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A raving loony. She must be," Billy
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I'm a complete and utter busker.
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No one vinces me, baby
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I may have at some point referred to him as a douche nozzle.
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Hey, GreenHollyWood ruin my vision. I don't want to be gay... because what's shown in Mr.Robot it's geysish, mother fucker!
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Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has protective qualities"
You mean like a guardian angel?"
I mean, like, it has seatbelts
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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
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I am a poor hater.
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Sweet dreams, motherfucker!
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Idiot! You idiot!
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Darlin', old don't mean dead.
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I had been wrong about him Tuesday when I figured that he had always been fifty years old and always would be. He had already put on at least five years, and he had shrunk. Instead of tagging him a neat little squirt I would now call him a magnified beetle.
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Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you.
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Your not God, Steldor.
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My name is Gin, and I kill people.
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I'm just trying to age as ungracefully as I can in front of the nation.
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Oh, thank you, Darrell Sikes, for being wild and nasty and rude and getting me out of The Program and making me Normal Dumb, not Special Dumb. I owe you one, Darrell Sikes.
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.
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When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we see something which you do not see.
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You just don't get it, do you, man?' I said. 'In the '80s if you were in a rock band, when you asked for a hummer, you got a hummer.'
Dr. Roberts nodded and wrote something down on his pad. Maybe it was 'motherfucker'.
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You have to be able to unleash your inner goofball with me.
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I'm 82 years old, wherever I go everybody knows me, but here's why ... I'm a merchandiser, I'm not just a writer, I stay in every avenue you can think of.
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The older I get, the older old is.
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Get off my planet, you son of a bitch.
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I do consider myself to be something of a pretentious wanker.
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If the munchkin, whose face I used to wash, tries to explain to us what a sixty-niner is, I'm going to report myself to child protection.
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I'm putting you in Dink Meeker's toon. From now on, as far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God."
"Then who are you?"
"The personnel officer who hired God.
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Hey, it isn't bad that I look young.
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I am old now. So old. My sight fades, my muscles are weak, my piss dribbles, my bones ache, and I sit in the sun and fall asleep to wake tired.
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Write like a motherfucker.
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I've got nothing but the greatest respect for Mrs. Gogol," said Granny. "A fine woman. But talks a bit too much. If I was her, I'd have had a couple of big nails right through that thing by now."
"You would, too," said Nanny. "It's a good thing you're good, ain't it.
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This sucks." "Smartest thing you've said yet, Greenie.
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Know too much, young un," said Billy, "and that is one
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No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.
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The two-minute disparity prematurely aged Adam Parrish. He liked it when people knew how to do their jobs.
"Say something," Gansey said.
"That bell."
"Everything is terrible," agreed Gansey.