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I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.
Oh, fuck you, you self-righteous piece of...BALD
Hey, igloo-face, that's not cool,
Perspicacious individual I've met in years, you are
Congratulations on your face, darlin'...
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
You're like the cute version of the village idiot.
I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
mature great-nephew.
Careful old-timer, your age is showing."
"Hey, I'm only thirty-two. I'm in my prime, woman!"
She harrumphed. "Well, I'm a mere twenty-five and you're way too old for me."
Jay's eyes smoldered as he whispered, "My experience is your gain.
I've been doing old-people things since I was a child.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
I'm an old-timey gal.
What I don't want is to be called an octogenarian. I saw 'Octogenarian Jane Gardam' and I thought 'Blow me!' I mean, I am, but that's not the point."
(Inteview, The Guardian, 8 January 2011)
You might be an old soul, Carter, but you're still seventeen
your uncle Geoffrey.
I'm a fucker. It's what I doFucker-- C.d. Reiss
I am not a hater.Hater-- Fred Durst
After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way.
Peeple of zee wurl, relax
Niggards are oftentimes neat.
Kurtz pulled the glove compartment open and handed a set of thermal-imaging goggles to Aleks. He pulled his own pair on over his face. "You get smarter every day: It's light outside, comrade space cadet.
I am seventy years old, a gray age weighted with uncompromising biblical allusions. It ought to have a gray outlook, but it hasn't, because a glint of dazzling sunshine is dancing merrily ahead of me.
I won't compare him unfavorably to Fucker,
I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer,
I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer;
To everybody's prejudice I know a thing or two;
I can tell a woman's age in half a minute
and I do
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.
Call me Sunshine again, and I will murder you, cocksucker.
Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a... well, I prefer to be called a dork, thank you.
My bad, Z. I shouldn't have gone bitch on you. We cool?
You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
prestidigitator,
Beneath every goober is a kid. A person. Maybe he's not what you would call 'regular.' But so what? Is that a bad thing?
Give me a break, I'm trying to Gratefully Condescend.
Guess that's a thing you still do. You know, look like a douchebag.
Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.
You talk like somebody's grandmother, you know." "Shut
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
Goddam. Aren't you something else.
I'm a goofball and a comedian
Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat, dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine,
Bruckner he is my man!
I'm not the new anything; I'm just Agyness.
Snicker on hearing his name: 'the gentleman who thinks we are descended from the apes.'
I'm not a Twitterer, I'm not a twerker, I'm not a Facebooker, I'm not nothing. I'm old school.
Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel.
You're a hidjus old pollywobble!
Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you were.
Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye!
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
that fucking motherfucker
Hee lookes not well to himselfe that lookes not ever.
You weaselly short-dicked elk-fucker.
God, you tick me off."
"Well, at least I got you - "
"Don't even finish that statement!" I snatched up my socks and tights. Rolling them on, I hobbled on one foot. "Ugh, I hate you sometimes."
He sat up in one fluid motion. "Not too long ago, you were really, really loving me.
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin' me lawn and killin' what Brits come around.
granny-humping butt sucker!
I used to worry about you, Zoyd, but I see I can rest easy now the Vaseline of youth has been cleared from your life's lens by the mild detergent solution of time, in its passing. . .
I'm SUCH a DORK!!
Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)
She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a glazed donut. That gal's juices are flowing. She must be on some kind of hormone replacement therapy.
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
Hee that would bee well old, must bee old betimes.
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.
My entire youth has been Nasty Gal. My entire future is Nasty Gal.
A raving loony. She must be," Billy
I'm a complete and utter busker.
No one vinces me, baby
I may have at some point referred to him as a douche nozzle.
Hey, GreenHollyWood ruin my vision. I don't want to be gay... because what's shown in Mr.Robot it's geysish, mother fucker!
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has protective qualities"
You mean like a guardian angel?"
I mean, like, it has seatbelts
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
I am a poor hater.
Sweet dreams, motherfucker!
Idiot! You idiot!
Darlin', old don't mean dead.
I had been wrong about him Tuesday when I figured that he had always been fifty years old and always would be. He had already put on at least five years, and he had shrunk. Instead of tagging him a neat little squirt I would now call him a magnified beetle.
Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you.
Your not God, Steldor.
My name is Gin, and I kill people.
I'm just trying to age as ungracefully as I can in front of the nation.
Oh, thank you, Darrell Sikes, for being wild and nasty and rude and getting me out of The Program and making me Normal Dumb, not Special Dumb. I owe you one, Darrell Sikes.
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.
When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we see something which you do not see.
You just don't get it, do you, man?' I said. 'In the '80s if you were in a rock band, when you asked for a hummer, you got a hummer.'
Dr. Roberts nodded and wrote something down on his pad. Maybe it was 'motherfucker'.
You have to be able to unleash your inner goofball with me.
I'm 82 years old, wherever I go everybody knows me, but here's why ... I'm a merchandiser, I'm not just a writer, I stay in every avenue you can think of.
The older I get, the older old is.
Get off my planet, you son of a bitch.
I do consider myself to be something of a pretentious wanker.
If the munchkin, whose face I used to wash, tries to explain to us what a sixty-niner is, I'm going to report myself to child protection.
I'm putting you in Dink Meeker's toon. From now on, as far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God."
"Then who are you?"
"The personnel officer who hired God.
Hey, it isn't bad that I look young.
I am old now. So old. My sight fades, my muscles are weak, my piss dribbles, my bones ache, and I sit in the sun and fall asleep to wake tired.
Write like a motherfucker.
I've got nothing but the greatest respect for Mrs. Gogol," said Granny. "A fine woman. But talks a bit too much. If I was her, I'd have had a couple of big nails right through that thing by now."
"You would, too," said Nanny. "It's a good thing you're good, ain't it.
This sucks." "Smartest thing you've said yet, Greenie.
Know too much, young un," said Billy, "and that is one
No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.
The two-minute disparity prematurely aged Adam Parrish. He liked it when people knew how to do their jobs.
"Say something," Gansey said.
"That bell."
"Everything is terrible," agreed Gansey.