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Gloaming," Dad said. "What?" "That word I couldn't remember. Gloaming. That short, murky time between half-light and dark.
C++ is the only current language making COBOL look good
The great library that Google is rushing to create shouldn't be confused with the libraries we've known up until now. It's not a library of books. It's a library of snippets.
Emacs is written in Lisp, which is the only computer language that is beautiful.
Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.
An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic jumbles.
Lisp is still #1 for key algorithmic techniques such as recursion and condescension.
We've been using C and C++ way too much - they're nice, but they're very close to the machine and what we wanted was to empower regular users to build applications for Linux.
There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.
A lot of the websites built through the 1990s used Perl. The first webmaster of Sun Microsystems coined a wonderful phrase. He said Perl is the duck tape of the Internet - it's this language that people would write all these scripts that make things just work.
Im.' The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. 'E's a twat.'
'Is he?'
'Yeah, 'e is. Ask Kieran.'
She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula's world.
Python is an experiment in how much freedom programmers need. Too much freedom and nobody can read another's code; too little and expressiveness is endangered.
Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Language is the tool of the tools
One of the most important and fascinating of all computer languages is Lisp (standing for "List Processing"), which was invented by John McCarthy around the time Algol was invented.
Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.
White
Godiva, I unpeel --
Dead hands, dead stringencies.
My life is an open library
I refuse to use the computers if Google is on them.'
Librarian: 'Okay.'
'--'
Librarian: '--'
'--'
Librarian: 'Enjoy your day!
Well, I think Perl should run faster than C.
Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick
C is the assembly language of Tcl.
You can't take over the world without a good acronym
L -Life
I -Is
F -For
E -Entertainment
Library is a beautiful old thing
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
You're a library of me.
Libraries are sexual dream factories. The langour brings it on.
I don't know. I was just calling it that in my head all along, and so I programmed that name into the processor. What do you think?"
"It's stupid," Lourdvang rumbled.
I'm a neo-Luddite.
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.
A library should be like a pair of open arms.
The library is a symbol of freedom.
Libraries are innately subversive institutions, born of the radical notion that every member of society deserves free, high-quality access to knowledge and culture.
I want to see people using Perl to glue things together creatively, not just technically but also socially.
Smack me if we ever get that awful."
"But I strong>sstrong>mack you strong>sstrong>o often," strong>sstrong>he strong>sstrong>aid, "how will you know that'strong>sstrong> what I'm strong>sstrong>macking you for?"
"We strong>sstrong>hall work out a strong>sstrong>macking code.
Glum. It meant having the blues in a way that annoyed other people. Having the blues aggressively.
I've got libraries in my blood.
I jokingly refer to the word 'gourmet' as the 'g' word.
Googol?' 'That's a one with one hundred zeroes after it.
Groovy? Is that some kind of code word?
If you want to know why Lisp doesn't win around you, find a mirror.
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
I offer a duo of free-range
monosyllabics: one being "wow" and the other being
"cool," often said in sequence, spoken without drawl.
Take them, leave them, or show me to the Dewer's--
What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?
Let's just hope that all the world is run by Bill Gates before the Perl hackers can destroy it.
Bloy was the ultimate weapon against the twentieth century, its mediocrity, its moronic 'engagement,' its cloying humanitarianism; against Sartre, and Camus, and all their political playacting; and against all those sickening formalists, the nouveau roman, the pointless absurdity of it all.
No,' I say l. 'It's not all right. But I couldn't help it-- Tim Tharp
Compilers resemble gluttonous eaters who devour excessive quantities of healthy food just to excrete them as refuse.
Life!" urged Fook. "The Universe!" said Lunkwill. "Everything!" they said in chorus.
What would you do if you ruled the world?" The gigolo replied that he would abolish all laws. Barthes said: "Even grammar?
A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
Support your libraries ... or else!
poxy shitweasel,
Why don't you lift the end?" said Alf. "It's me back, Alf," complained Mack. "You know how it troubles me." "No more than mine troubles me," said Alf. "But I said it first," said Mack.
G.O.D Great Omnipresent Divinity
Lolita, Lolita, Lolita, Lolita, Lolita, Lolita, Lolita, Lolita, Lolita. Repeat till the page is full, printer.
I don't know what the language of the year 2000 will look like, but I know it will be called Fortran.
Don't blame Perl. It's the same as in C. IEEE says we have to do this.
CSL - cock- sucking-lips.
FORTRAN, the infantile disorder, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is now too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use.
Bonkie bit Garp!"
Garp bit Bonkie
A library is a physical equivalent of a sigh.
The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.
Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
Had I the power, I would scatter libraries over the whole land, as the sower sows his wheat-field.
I use emacs, which might be thought of as a thermonuclear word processor.
Using Unix is the computing equivalent of listening only to music by David Cassidy.
C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.
Check it out. I got a new name tag today." He unclipped it and held it out toward me.
I looked at it. "A. GUY."
He grinned. "Someone actually asked me what the A stood for," he said, his hand brushing mine as he took the tag back, sliding it into his pocket. "I said Larry.
MacRieve: You can't drop a line like that without unpacking it.
Nix: Just did. You-Lame.
MacRieve: It's MacRieve!
The fantastically wasteful prodigality of human tongues, the Babel enigman, points to a vital multiplication of mortal liberties. Each language speaks the world in its own ways. Each edifies worlds and counter-worlds in its own mode. The polyglot is a freer man.
Libraries are a kind of communism which the least revolutionary among us may be proud to advocate.
I changed my name from Gail to Gayle in seventh grade because I liked to make a loopy 'y.'
A library is a platform upon which we catch trains to Every Where and Any Place, Another Time and Across Space. All aboard!
The name was supposed to be 'Googol,' which is the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeroes. It was before the Google spellchecker existed.
Invaders always destroy libraries.
I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic.
How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library? Play conqueror all you want, Mighty Caesar! Rape, murder, pillage thousands, even millions of human beings! But neither you nor any other barbarian has the right to destroy one human thought!
Your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.
General Electric.' It has a rather nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Even though it was only the word 'like', it roughly followed the same rules as the other L word.
By the late 1990s, it was almost as if the Orwellian scenario of the Mac's "1984" commercial had come true. Big Business, with a pair of capital B's, ruled computing. The drones used what they were told.
You're going to make me L-word you.
I'm a libertine, but it's not my specialty.
C++ is an insult to the human brain
The weight of absence is as much a feature of any library as the constriction of order and space.
Reepicheep: Unhand the tail. Aslan the Great gave me this tail and no one, repeat, no one, touches the tail. Period, exclamation mark!
What in the world would we do without our libraries?
We gave you a perfectly good language and you f***ed up.
When one heated exchange (in English) led a commenter to write "Go fuck yourself!" in Lojban, it turned into a lengthy discussion of why he hadn't said what he meant to say, and what the proper Lojban expression for the sentiment might be.
C++ is a language strongly optimized for liars and people who go by guesswork and ignorance.
A louse in the locks of literature.
The library is my cathedral.
Developing a compiler was a logical move; but in matters like this, you don't run against logic - you run against people who can't change their minds.
Just get up. What's your name, kid?"
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license?
For all intents and purposes, the power of the Library is infinite. Tonight we're going to settle who inherits control of reality.
Lew? Not that I don't appreciate it, but itLew-- Nora Roberts
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.