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Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.
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Better a live goat than a dead fool.
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Mother... fucker...
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He walks in daylight. But, like a demon, he's weaker then. He seems to have the powers of a god, but no followers. What would you call him? (Xypher)
I wouldn't call him anything that didn't make him deliriously happy. (Simone)
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A singing goat is like reading books, I love goats and dinosaurs.-Albert Einstein
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The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire'and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'
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He doesn't have the sense God gave a billy goat.
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The goat does not lie down with the lion.
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Cruddy Mouthbreather
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I could pick a favorite YouTuber, maybe I would say GloZell.
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Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?
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that fucking motherfucker
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one that looked like a cross between a child with Down syndrome and a goat.
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Goat tongue is a gift, you got it from the day you're borned or you ain't got it. If you got it, goats'll heed your say-so, if you ain't, they'll jus' trample you muddy an' stand there scornin'.
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Chadwickius frenemus,
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Asked McTavish one day. "I read it in a book.* You can tell it is a very good name for a goat," Geoffrey replied.
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what I meant." Glaser
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Gilly Gilleshpee
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You don't get the name of the Goat with a Thousand Young without getting around.
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I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!
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There are no goats. That is why you have all these beautiful flowers." "There were goats, in your village?" "Yes, and they ate all the flowers." "I'm sorry." "Do not be sorry. We ate all the goats.
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Emil Drukker, the Head-hunter of Cologne.
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I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat
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I'm Raine Benares, seeker and ... " I looked up at Vegard.
"What else are people calling me now?"
The big Guardian chuckled and shook his head. "A lot of things, ma'am. Some you've heard, most you haven't, but I'm sure you could guess.
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In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting.
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Dante, or the hyena that writes poetry in tombs.
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pocket lizard licker.
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Sidewinder. I didn't even bother pretending
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Robin Einstein Sacrificial Lamb Varghese.
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He has a roar like a lion," some cat commented from behind Jayfeather. "Then I'll call him Lion's Roar," Shy Fawn murmured proudly. No, Jayfeather thought. This is Lionblaze. Welcome, brother.
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THE GRACKLE
The
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While i may have been strong, i was not particularly goat like.
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I think he got your goat, Atticus! And I've been meaning to ask you about the expression. When people get your goat, what do they do with it? Do they eat it or hold it for ransom or what?
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I won't compare him unfavorably to Fucker,
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SANE ASYLUM Ed Shank
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Storm. I shall call her Storm.
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Goats and monkies!
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If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'"
Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?
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You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
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As the suns rise, the goat chews. A
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{She] ain't got the sense God gave a goat.
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Christ, don't you ever knock?
It's Lassiter. L-A-S-S-I-T-E-R. How is it possible you're still getting me confused with someone else? Do I need a nametag?
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He's not my warlock.
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I love taking challenges, as my name Leander means 'lion's heart.'
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I'm not sure that secret goat-farming is the most effective show of defiance.
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It left a tuft of wool behind, caught on the matted grasses. I plucked it, and held it to my nose. It had that spicy scent of Keir's. I twirled it in my fingers, and smiled when I realized that Keir smelled like a goat.
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The best Shadowhunter of your generation,
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crocogator." She
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Cow - Tanith Low
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Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in
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Why does He hate the goats so much?'
[...]
'I'm not sure,' I said. 'He only seems to like sheep.
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Selma stood. "You can put a tuxedo on a goat, but it's still a goat."
"No, it's not," Bulahdeen said. "It's a completely different goat when you put a tuxedo on it.
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I think that the reason why 'Goats' is called 'Goats' is because you can't give direction to goats. They do what they want. That's the point of this film.
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One who sings with his tongue on fire, gargles in the rat race choir.
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Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?
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StocktontoMalone
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Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Graff-'
'Not Graff,' the big man snapped, looking annoyed. 'The name is Garff-Garff!'
'Say, that's good,' the hunter said. 'Garff-Garff- that's even better than bow-wow. Do you know any other animal imitations?
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A Better Beard that Yours. 'All true devotees wear a beard,' said the Imam to his audience. 'Show me a thick and lustrous beard and I'll show you a true believer!' 'My goat has a beard far bushier and longer than yours,' replied Nasrudin. 'Does that mean he is a better Muslim than you?
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ANSWER-JOBBER (A'NSWER-JOBBER) n.s.[from answer and jobber.]He that makes a trade of writing answers. What disgusts me from having any thing to do with answer-jobbers, is, that they have no conscience.Swift.
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I could hear my dogs barking. Worse I could hear bleating. Joyful goat chuckles of freedom.
"The goats!" I clutched my head, an absurdly melodramatic reaction suited to this farce. "The goats were in the tree!"
"The ... Wait, what?
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Goats are naught but bones and bleating, and their hair was not warm nor their bodies soft. Of course, there was the smell, too, bitter as overripe vinegar, intrusive as bile.
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My name is Spar. I am neither called Rocky nor made of rock. I am a Guardian, one of those warriors who were summoned to battle against the Seven demons of the Darkness and to prevent their possible return to this human plane of existence. I consider the others of my kind to be my brothers.
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Why did thee call that hell-goat Mephistopheles? asked McTavish one day.
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126If beards gave wisdom, goats would be prophets.
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Does he have a nickname?' Diana went on remorselessly. 'I mean, 'gaiphage' is so long. Can we call him phage? Or maybe just 'G'?
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You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder)
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He is called the horse
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Who's the Angelfucker now?
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Hungry Only: The Bulldozer
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On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.
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King of all Animals'.
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My nickname is Nuke.
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This is Marvin," he says. "He eats everything and yells like a distressed baby to get attention. I'm goat-sitting him this summer.
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think you just like tethering goats." "Well, be sure to tell me when your rope begins
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Hairy Mammal whaddya want
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Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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SAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies.
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My thief of junk. Climber of mountains. Builder of worlds.
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Isaac Rothe, Matthias
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Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.
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Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.
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Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat.
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Well, I knew that goat would be a little gold mine," I say.
Yes, of course I was referring to that, not the lasting joy you gave your sister you love so much you took her place in the reaping," says Peeta drily.
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A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.
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Then an orderly brought up the goat from the basement.
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I'm the great-great-grandson of a sheep stealer.
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The creature bleated like a wounded goat, which is kind of what its face looked like,
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So I dipped into my childhood and came up with Nicky Deuce. I wanted him to get into a lot of mischief, like the time I taped a fork to a broom handle and cattle-rustled a steak off the barbecue of the next-door neighbor.
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The bisy larke, messager of day.
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My name is Catbug. What's yours?
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Purple Cow (SETH GODIN) - Your Highlight on page 68 | location 1042-1042 | Added on Friday, 6 June 2014 10:00:32 Assume that what was remarkable last time won't be remarkable this time. ==========
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So you've got no name?" I asked. "They couldn't think of one ugly enough?"
The creature snarled, stepping over the unconscious policeman.
"Set animal is too hard to say," I decided. "I'll call you Leroy."
Apparently, Leroy didn't like his name. He lunged.
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I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk.
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Are you demented, you stupid badger ? Is that your problem ? Or are you just an idiot ?"
"As to that, I ... Did you just call me a badger ?"
"A bastard. I called you a bastard.
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My friends call me Wrath," says Raffe. "My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What's your name, soldier boy?
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.
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I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.
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The life of a man is like a flower, blooming so gaily in a field. Then, along comes a goat, he eats it and the flower is gone!
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I'mHereBecauseIHearYou'reDatingMySister.
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I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.