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Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you master the game.
I'm a golfer - not an athlete.
I'm an awful golfer.
The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
Golf is played with the arms.
Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit it. And the goal is to get it into a little hole placed in a hard spot.
Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.
Like one's own children, golf has an uncanny way of endearing itself to us while at the same time evoking every weakness of mind and character, no matter how well hidden.
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
I played golf all over Detroit.
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.
Golf is fluid. It's always changing. It's always evolving. First of all, you never master it.
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.
I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.
A golfer has to learn to enjoy the process of striving to improve. That process, not the end result, enriches life.
Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.
Golf is a mental disorder.
Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating ... yet so joyous.
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.
Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.
The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark.
Golf is something I do selfishly for myself.
Golf is tougher than my first wife.
Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
Hit the ball pretty solid. Haven't played a lot of golf this year, so was really unsure of what it would be like. I've been playing pretty well lately, especially hitting the ball solid.
My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do on weekends is what golf is truly all about.
Actually, I'm a very good golfer.
Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.
Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
When my father realized he was going blind, he took up golf.
Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament.
I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
Oh my God, what's happened?' asked Birdie, putting
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of everybody.
Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark ...
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
In the '60s, I thought golf was bourgeois, so I didn't play at all for 20 years.
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemployed actors. I'm a member of the Stage Golfing Society, and I play golf with all sorts of people.
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you.
Golf is my boyfriend right now.
I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.
Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer.
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
When you're on a golf course, a couple of things are very interesting. No matter who you're with and who you're playing with, people want each other to do well.
I just go out there and play the game; I get on with things. Golf is not everything in life.
Golf is a game to be played between cricket and death.
See, as much as I love the game, golf was my vehicle to competition. And I love to compete.
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
Golf and dating don't mix.
I played competitive golf all my life. Then all of a sudden, when I quit playing the game, I've got all this spare time and this energy. And certainly I wasn't ready to pack up my bags and go sit in front of the television with a shawl on.
In retrospect, golf for me was an apparent attempt to emulate the person I looked up to more than anyone: my father. He was instrumental in helping me develop the drive to achieve, but his role, as well as my mother's, was one of support and guidance, not interference.
Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.
My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.
Night after night I went to sleep murmuring, 'To-morrow I will be easy, strong, quick, supple, accurate, dashing and self-controlled all at once!' For not less than this is necessary in the Game of Life called Golf.
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the hero of unbelievable melodrama, or the clown in a side-splitting comedy.
I play golf because it's fun.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.
Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.
Golf is not a good walk spoiled. It is becoming a good walk prohibited. Show me the common sense in this and I promise I will relent. But there is no common sense at all in the prohibition of walking.
If I have a day off I will play golf.
Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
Man, I'm in the World Golf Hall of Fame. Don't forget that, now. I'm in the World Golf Hall of Fame with all the players. That little old golf I played was all right, wasn't it?
Players need to remember they didn't make golf. Golf made them.
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
Nicklaus plays a kind of golf with which I am not familiar.
There are times when a golfer is tempted to throw her clubs away and forget the whole 'humblin' business.' At other times, she wouldn't trade places with a queen-that's when the shots are long and true, and putts are dropping.
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.
When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal.
If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes, then you know an 18-hole round of golf shouldn't take more than three hours out of your day - there are other important things to do.
Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, If you are going to keep company with me, don't embarrass me.
Woods pumped both fists and yelled, as jacked as you'll ever see him. But the crowd explosion drowned out whatever was coming out of his mouth. It was the closest golf has ever come to sounding like fourth-and-goal at LSU's Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night.
Show me a man with a great golf game, and I'll show you a man who has been neglecting something.
I loved junior golf.
I hated golf when we first started, but a big part of the training process was falling in love with this sport, so I went on tour with the UCLA Team.
The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt.
Golf isn't just about hitting a lot of drivers. I grew up playing on my front lawn, chipping and putting into soup cans, out of the ivy and over rose bushes and hedges - the little Alcott Golf and Country Club. I just loved having a wedge in my hands.
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Professional golfer ... what a life.
fell apart after the first three holes?" Milo looked a little glazed. "After the third hole, we had to wait a while for the foursome ahead of us and she asked me to 'explain the scorecard.'" Exasperatedly Denise said, "Explain the scorecard! She's four under par after three holes, and she's