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I refuse to use the computers if Google is on them.'

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Smart stupid. Stupid smart.
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Google is so my bitch
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I am a Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech.
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this "gawky, stammering adventurer.
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I can assume I know what 'asshole' means
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Someone has opened the flood gates of stupidity...
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Goonies are good enough, good enough for me
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I know Quine, by the way. Real asshole.
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I am a kamikaze gadfly.
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I'm just having fun.
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Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
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Tactically, yelling at Google is unwise.
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A gaffe is a politician inadvertently telling an inconvenient truth.
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I don't write about Google except to insult the company.
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Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
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God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was.
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One should not google oneself. My mother lets me know when I'm being followed by paparazzi.
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I want an immediate explanation of the infernal muddle your incompetence has made.
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What was "grokking"? He had been using the word for a week - and he didn't grok it.
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Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.
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I definitely don't Google my name.
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Groovy? Is that some kind of code word?
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I don't think I've ever googled myself.
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If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question
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People ask me all the time: 'What is it like to be a woman at Google?' I'm not a woman at Google, I'm a geek at Google. And being a geek is just great. I'm a geek, I like to code, I even like to use spreadsheets when I cook.
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You may think using Google's great, but I still think it's terrible.
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I'm just a kid having fun.
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In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a ... well, yes I am.
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I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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I am a scholar of stupidity, so thanks for existing.
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Are you demented, you stupid badger ? Is that your problem ? Or are you just an idiot ?"
"As to that, I ... Did you just call me a badger ?"
"A bastard. I called you a bastard.
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Google was now my teacher.
I was a student of the world.
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Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
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I don't Google myself, but I've heard that people think I'm gay. I've heard it all.
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I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.
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The chicest thing is when you don't exist on Google.
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I am a student of stupidity. I am a political reporter.
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In addition to their 'do no evil' motto, Googlers have always been guided by another, much less explicit philosophy: 'computational arrogance.'
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Oh, you fuckguzzling shitweasel.
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I am what you call a hooligan-
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Blessed are the dumbfucks.
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Totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool.
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General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.
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What a cocky little turd. I
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Who is this god person anyway?
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a confused heap of mingle-mangle").
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Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!
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You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
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Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel.
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You're an idiot,' said Mum, when I relayed to her the entire situation on Wednesday. 'Not an unintelligent idiot, but a sort of naive idiot who manages to fall into a difficult situation and then can't get out out of it because she's too awkward.
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My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism
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Stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale,
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I try not to read Google.
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You freaking, flippin', moronic frat boy!
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You're too busy writing the next book to worry about Googling yourself all the time.
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Asshole cunt peepee fuck." "Ah," grinned Old Sludge, showing his one tooth, "going to the company store to get some algae chewies, huh?" "Goddamn poopoo," I would grin back at him.
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Elementary, my dear fucksticks
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I'm a big stupid history nerd.
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Whoever is ignorant is vulgar.
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Leah: I want those gubs Mommy.
Kate: They're not 'gubs' they're 'gloves'
Aaden and Leah try and say gloves
Leah: Gloves!
Kate: Good job!
Aaden: Gubs!
Kate: No
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Don't gobblefunk around with words.
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You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
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A raving loony. She must be," Billy
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
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I would rather Google other people than Google myself.
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I'm a gooey, gushy gumdrop bullshitty drop bombs on Russia! ride a horse ...
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Loony, Loopy Lupin.
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I want to call you all those gooshy words you use when you love someone, no matter how stupid it sounds.
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I never Google myself. Only if I want to feel really terrible about myself would I do that.
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You didn't know? I'm a fuckup,
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid.
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I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
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Every day I don't Google my name, there's another beautiful day.
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What do you take me for, an idiot?
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Patronising fobbing bastard,
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There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.
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What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing?
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I could just call you Asshole or Shithead. Because you're kinda both, you ask me.
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Oh, thank you, Darrell Sikes, for being wild and nasty and rude and getting me out of The Program and making me Normal Dumb, not Special Dumb. I owe you one, Darrell Sikes.
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Instead of using this space to pretend the newly released CIA 'torture' report confirms that the United States is the most evil nation in the history of the universe, I'm going to address Jonathan Gruber's confirmation that he believes we're all stupid.
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I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.
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I'm not stupid. I know exactly what's going on, and I'm not fighting it. If I have to go through this, I will glean from it any small benefit I can receive. I will not fight this. Bring it on. Bring on the cure. Bring on the fucking happy. I'm committed.
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You're an obnoxious canker-blossom. Go ooze somewhere else.
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People ask me how I stay happy and sane: I never google myself.
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We don't need people who can spit back facts. We've got Google.
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I Googled myself, and I saw some nice things and some not-so-nice things. I've learned that that stuff isn't real, and it doesn't exist unless you look at it.
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You know, I try to avoid Googling myself, but sometimes I slip up. Sometimes I just want to see how the world is viewing me on a particular day.
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Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you ... "
... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible.
"Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?
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G.U.R.U - Gee, you are you!
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My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call me God"

"Well Mr Slade, if we are going by acronyms, I guess I could also call you Ass?
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Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
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Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a... well, I prefer to be called a dork, thank you.
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Will you please stop being an asshole for a few god-damn minutes?
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Avery was no ordinary Googler.
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People at different stages of their lives are doing different things, and they're all using Google.
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You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!