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The GP appeared in its typical V formation. "Goose on the lawn," Luc said. "Goose?" I asked. "That V formation. I like to use derogatory terms to describe the GP whenever possible.
Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
The Angelfucker strikes again.
The first time you face up to a googly you're going to be in trouble if you've never faced one before
Oh, easy," said Janine. "It was George Herman. That's it. I won!" "Cheater!" I cried. "You looked! You must have looked!" "I did not," Janine retorted. "I just knew it." "Nerd!" Janine slammed the board shut and walked off in a huff.
God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was.
Who's the Angelfucker now?
I could pick a favorite YouTuber, maybe I would say GloZell.
G.U.R.U - Gee, you are you!Gee-- Jean Houston
pocket lizard licker.
In addition to their 'do no evil' motto, Googlers have always been guided by another, much less explicit philosophy: 'computational arrogance.'
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
I don't need to Google myself.
I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.
My Google-fu is strong.
FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
What's a Laster? A dead man.
I'm a real goof-ball deep down. It's always been my thing to make people like me.
Google is so my bitch
Gilly Gilleshpee
You know, I try to avoid Googling myself, but sometimes I slip up. Sometimes I just want to see how the world is viewing me on a particular day.
Like Gallant just busted out of Goofus.
I am only young once, who cares if I'm a goofball!
You really had to learn to protect yourself from all Gooks in Vietnam, or else you would end up dead.
G'deveingReadingfestival!
Gilderoy Lockhart
I definitely don't Google my name.
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
There is real honor in being a total goofball
I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.
Avery was no ordinary Googler.
Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker!
I'm going to f
ing kill Google.
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
Cruddy Mouthbreather
Even Google can't reach God.
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!
I did Google him, you know."
"Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search?
A hundred quintillion googols!
Greger gave us a faraway look.
'Now you'rrre getting somewhere, lads! This is Holgerrri.'
I turned to Niila and muttered a gruesome premonition:
'By God, but he's going to get beaten up.
'What?' said Greger
'Oh, nothing.
I used to Google my name to see what came up - it hurt.
You're too busy writing the next book to worry about Googling yourself all the time.
I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.
Goosnargh, said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.
I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.
Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Whaddup, deskfucker?
Bode Gazzer was five feet six and had never forgiven his parents for it. He wore three-inch snakeskin shitkickers and walked with a swagger that suggested not brawn so much as hemorrhoidal tribulation.
Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
I've never Googled myself on the Internet.
You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder)
Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"
-Spader
I googled it Sir.
speed understander,
G.O.D Great Omnipresent Divinity
I try not to read Google.
I can be a goofball sometimes. I love having a good time and being carefree.
One should not google oneself. My mother lets me know when I'm being followed by paparazzi.
Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary? Who's your Daddy?
Coach Genghis rather
I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.
He was Gully Foyle, the oiler, wiper, bunkerman; too easy for trouble, too slow for fun, too empty for friendship, too lazy for love.
What's your name?" Scapegrace asked.
"Gerald," said the man.
Scapegrace pondered. Gerald the zombie just didn't have that fear-inducing ring to it. "I'm going to call you Thrasher," he said.
Today Google celebrated its 13th anniversary ... That's right, Google turned 13 years old. Which explains why today when I searched for something, Google was just like, I don't know. Stop asking me questions! I'm going upstairs.
I refuse to use the computers if Google is on them.'
Librarian: 'Okay.'
'--'
Librarian: '--'
'--'
Librarian: 'Enjoy your day!
There's so much goop inside of us, man," he said, "and it all just wants to get out.
His name was Rayner. First name unknown. By me, at any rate, and therefore, presumably, by you too.
What are you looking at?" I asked ...
"City slicker. What are you looking at?"
"A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn't know how to mind his own business.
I am the Golux, the only Golux in the world and not a mere device
You may think using Google's great, but I still think it's terrible.
Do you mind if I ask you a question, darlin'?"
"Only if you stop calling me darlin'"
"Now where I come from that's a term of endearment."
"Really? Well, where I come from motherfucker is a term of endearment. Want me to start calling you that?
I have a rule that I won't Google my own name.
I Googled myself, and I saw some nice things and some not-so-nice things. I've learned that that stuff isn't real, and it doesn't exist unless you look at it.
Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's door, would you call a mischievous young ghoul? A ghouligan? I snorted at my own pun. I cracked myself up.
General consultant to mankind.
Oh Google, she thought I was suicidal.
I never Google myself. Only if I want to feel really terrible about myself would I do that.
Who is this god person anyway?
I would rather Google other people than Google myself.
Well, come back and have tea with us," saidMoon-Face. "Silky's got some Pop Biscuits -andI've made some Google Buns. I don't often makethem-and I tell you they're a treat!
It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right.
I was on the computer the other day and typed my name into Google. Everything on there was bad. I hope in a few years there might be something there about me playing football.
CRUSHER: [NOUN] SOMEONE WHO SURFS HARD, AS IF THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND NO FEAR INSIDE
Young Juiceman, he a flamer!
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
This is for my G's, this is for my Hustlas.
I am the gaiaphage.
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Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
I am a kamikaze gadfly.
She's a gray woman with gray sayings."
"A crape-hanger.
Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean ... ?
Never Googled myself. I use a computer for market quotes and news, but I've never Googled myself. But I have visited their headquarters.
If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question
some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
I'm one of those goobers who comes out of the polling place actually wearing the 'I VOTED' sticker on my jacket.
I know bugger all about golf.
Bonkie bit Garp!"
Garp bit Bonkie