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The GP appeared in its typical V formation. "Goose on the lawn," Luc said. "Goose?" I asked. "That V formation. I like to use derogatory terms to describe the GP whenever possible.
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Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
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The Angelfucker strikes again.
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The first time you face up to a googly you're going to be in trouble if you've never faced one before
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Oh, easy," said Janine. "It was George Herman. That's it. I won!" "Cheater!" I cried. "You looked! You must have looked!" "I did not," Janine retorted. "I just knew it." "Nerd!" Janine slammed the board shut and walked off in a huff.
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God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was.
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Who's the Angelfucker now?
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I could pick a favorite YouTuber, maybe I would say GloZell.
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G.U.R.U - Gee, you are you!
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pocket lizard licker.
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In addition to their 'do no evil' motto, Googlers have always been guided by another, much less explicit philosophy: 'computational arrogance.'
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What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
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I don't need to Google myself.
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I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.
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My Google-fu is strong.
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FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
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What's a Laster? A dead man.
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I'm a real goof-ball deep down. It's always been my thing to make people like me.
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Google is so my bitch
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Gilly Gilleshpee
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You know, I try to avoid Googling myself, but sometimes I slip up. Sometimes I just want to see how the world is viewing me on a particular day.
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Like Gallant just busted out of Goofus.
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I am only young once, who cares if I'm a goofball!
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You really had to learn to protect yourself from all Gooks in Vietnam, or else you would end up dead.
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G'deveingReadingfestival!
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Gilderoy Lockhart
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I definitely don't Google my name.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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There is real honor in being a total goofball
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I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.
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Avery was no ordinary Googler.
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Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker!
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I'm going to f
ing kill Google.
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The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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Cruddy Mouthbreather
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Even Google can't reach God.
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Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!
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I did Google him, you know."
"Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search?
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A hundred quintillion googols!
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Greger gave us a faraway look.
'Now you'rrre getting somewhere, lads! This is Holgerrri.'
I turned to Niila and muttered a gruesome premonition:
'By God, but he's going to get beaten up.
'What?' said Greger
'Oh, nothing.
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I used to Google my name to see what came up - it hurt.
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You're too busy writing the next book to worry about Googling yourself all the time.
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I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.
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Goosnargh, said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.
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I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.
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Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
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Whaddup, deskfucker?
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Bode Gazzer was five feet six and had never forgiven his parents for it. He wore three-inch snakeskin shitkickers and walked with a swagger that suggested not brawn so much as hemorrhoidal tribulation.
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Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
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I've never Googled myself on the Internet.
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You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder)
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Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"
-Spader
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I googled it Sir.
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speed understander,
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G.O.D Great Omnipresent Divinity
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I try not to read Google.
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I can be a goofball sometimes. I love having a good time and being carefree.
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One should not google oneself. My mother lets me know when I'm being followed by paparazzi.
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Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary? Who's your Daddy?
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Coach Genghis rather
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I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.
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He was Gully Foyle, the oiler, wiper, bunkerman; too easy for trouble, too slow for fun, too empty for friendship, too lazy for love.
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What's your name?" Scapegrace asked.
"Gerald," said the man.
Scapegrace pondered. Gerald the zombie just didn't have that fear-inducing ring to it. "I'm going to call you Thrasher," he said.
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Today Google celebrated its 13th anniversary ... That's right, Google turned 13 years old. Which explains why today when I searched for something, Google was just like, I don't know. Stop asking me questions! I'm going upstairs.
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I refuse to use the computers if Google is on them.'

Librarian: 'Okay.'

'--'

Librarian: '--'

'--'

Librarian: 'Enjoy your day!
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There's so much goop inside of us, man," he said, "and it all just wants to get out.
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His name was Rayner. First name unknown. By me, at any rate, and therefore, presumably, by you too.
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What are you looking at?" I asked ...
"City slicker. What are you looking at?"
"A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn't know how to mind his own business.
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I am the Golux, the only Golux in the world and not a mere device
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You may think using Google's great, but I still think it's terrible.
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Do you mind if I ask you a question, darlin'?"
"Only if you stop calling me darlin'"
"Now where I come from that's a term of endearment."
"Really? Well, where I come from motherfucker is a term of endearment. Want me to start calling you that?
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I have a rule that I won't Google my own name.
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I Googled myself, and I saw some nice things and some not-so-nice things. I've learned that that stuff isn't real, and it doesn't exist unless you look at it.
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Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's door, would you call a mischievous young ghoul? A ghouligan? I snorted at my own pun. I cracked myself up.
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General consultant to mankind.
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Oh Google, she thought I was suicidal.
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I never Google myself. Only if I want to feel really terrible about myself would I do that.
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Who is this god person anyway?
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I would rather Google other people than Google myself.
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Well, come back and have tea with us," saidMoon-Face. "Silky's got some Pop Biscuits -andI've made some Google Buns. I don't often makethem-and I tell you they're a treat!
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It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right.
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I was on the computer the other day and typed my name into Google. Everything on there was bad. I hope in a few years there might be something there about me playing football.
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CRUSHER: [NOUN] SOMEONE WHO SURFS HARD, AS IF THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND NO FEAR INSIDE
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Young Juiceman, he a flamer!
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Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
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This is for my G's, this is for my Hustlas.
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I am the gaiaphage.
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crocogator." She
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out of my way cakesniffers
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GILDEROY LOCKHART T
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Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
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I am a kamikaze gadfly.
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She's a gray woman with gray sayings."
"A crape-hanger.
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Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean ... ?
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Never Googled myself. I use a computer for market quotes and news, but I've never Googled myself. But I have visited their headquarters.
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If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question
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some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
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I'm one of those goobers who comes out of the polling place actually wearing the 'I VOTED' sticker on my jacket.
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I know bugger all about golf.
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Bonkie bit Garp!"
Garp bit Bonkie