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Now, Rowsby Woof was the man's dog; and he was the most objectionable, malicious, disgusting brute that ever licked a man's hand. He
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Fraking phenomenal.
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)
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A Waft of Cheese
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Pipe it, shuck-face,
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Son of a good goddamn holy motherfuck.
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Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck ... Attempting harder to give a fuck ... Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.
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Renfield, my ass. What I had on my hands was a Van Helsing.
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...that kernel of gaiety that never breaks.
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The thick plottens.
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Fitz fixes fyces fitz.Fatsafices.
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I jokingly refer to the word 'gourmet' as the 'g' word.
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Knock-knock, motherfucker.
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AGALAXY (A'GALAXY) n.s.[Gr.] Want of milk.Dict.
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Carter-headed chicken.
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... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint.
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I've got cracks baby, but you're my glue.
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Griff's taking out another wall or two at the old
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Beulah, peel me a grape
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My Name Is Latif Mercado, And I Am... A Workaholic!
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Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho ... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind of a nice word. It could have been, Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho.
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We may not be as perfect as we used to be,' says Raffe, 'but it's all relative.'
I try to give him a dirty look, but I can't help but laugh. 'Yes, I'm laughing at you.'
Raffe pulls me closer and kisses me again. I melt into his taut body. I can't help myself. I'm not even sure I should try
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
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I think he probably wants you to play Scrabble with him again,' said Ford, 'he's pointing to the letters.'
'Probably spelt crzjgrdwldiwdc again, I keep on telling him there's only one g in crzjgrdwldiwdc.
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FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
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If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".
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This is for my G's, this is for my Hustlas.
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His broad, flat face, made asymmetrical and inconceivably ugly by the scar, radiates friendly solicitude. Justineau
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That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian ... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?
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They lift their axes and slice through Raffe's wing joints. They . . . . . his wings . . . I don't know if Raffe yells out in his pain, because all I hear is my own scream. Raffe falls.
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Buggeration and Fuckery
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Fee-fi-fo-fum -
Now I'm borrowed.
Now I'm numb.
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I try to match Raffe's stealth and smooth coordination, but my frozen limbs are clumsy, and I have to grab him several times to keep myself from tipping over. He throws me a look with a clear message that I should deal with my issues.
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For Gogol Ganguli- The man who gave you his name, from the man who gave you your name.
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Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard'st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!
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I don't know what the word is in Austrian.
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Game On, Motherfucker.....
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Fuck a Smurf and call him Gimpy, is that who I think it is?
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me.
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Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
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Chadwickius frenemus,
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Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. What the he-eck are we supposed to do now? I asked Fang.
He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag.
Peanut?
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I just bonked a werewulf on the noggin. Jeez.
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Ulick Norman Owen.
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Stef is officially the sexiest member of Placebo
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CALL ME PATCH. NO REALLY, CALL ME
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I am the gaiaphage.
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Chill The Fuck Out (CTFO)
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I'm a false icon! The media collaborate in promoting my superficial lifestyle as somehow more valid, more worthy of attention than your real lives! - Gideon Stargrave
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So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on."
"Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said.
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pocket lizard licker.
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Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
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Kerrick the weed.
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I flamed amazement
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Mistress of the grisly and the glutinous
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Gallimaufry of ices and trifles and toasts, supervised
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He wasn't just Gat. He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee. All that was there, in the lids of his brown eyes, his smooth skin, his lower lip pushed out. There was coiled energy inside.
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I'm going to f
ing kill Google.
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A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
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Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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that fucking motherfucker
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My name is Gerhard Braun, and I am God.
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Cruddy Mouthbreather
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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NO!" Raffe grips me as if he can bind my soul to my body. An upside-down view of the doorway shows up in my field of vision. Smoke waft through it.
Although the pain obscures Raffe's warmth, I feel the presure of his hug, the rocking of our bodies back and forth as he repeats the word, "No.
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Giraffes are fairytale animals, almost heraldic - as if from the land of fables. They have extremely beautiful faces, huge eyes, very sensitive nostrils and oh, blue tongues!
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Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.
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of all this?" Gilpin
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Creff was visibly agitated by the stranger's appearance at our door. Memory calls to mind the anxious wringing of his hands, resembling two furless pink badgers wrestling for each other's throats ...
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Does he have a nickname?' Diana went on remorselessly. 'I mean, 'gaiphage' is so long. Can we call him phage? Or maybe just 'G'?
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Bung upwards, she means, Your Grace, a tart called out.
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King Offa's dyke,
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Someone had painted FUK U on the dented trunk.
"What does it say about the literacy rate when you can even spell fuck. It's sad," Eve decided.
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Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"
-Spader
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I loves me my Google
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Figjams, her mum would call them: Fuck I'm Great, Just Admire Me.
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And of course, there is always the F for failure. F for failing falling festering failure. F for fault. F for forgotten.
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Limp dick motherfucker! Let me go!
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Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!
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I wish you luck with a capital "F".
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In an analogy that would prove all too apt, Max Weber likened the city to a human being with his skin removed.
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Oh Ford, oh Ford!
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An agile but unintelligent and abnormal German, possessed of the mania of grandeur.
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He is both the Raffe I know and a terrifying stranger. He looks like a pissed-off demigod. I've only glimpsed him once in this perfect angel form.
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Where did you get that idea for a nose?
- Frizz Mizuno
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fisselig (German):
Flustered to the point of incompetence. A temporary state of inexactitude and sloppiness that is elicited by another person's nagging.
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A GLUTTON IS ONE who raids the icebox for a cure for spiritual malnutrition.
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I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
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Robin Einstein Sacrificial Lamb Varghese.
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StocktontoMalone
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Coach Genghis rather
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GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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The door opened to reveal something like the opposite of Inspector Genette: a very big man. Prognathous, callipygous, steatopygous, exophthalmos - toad, newt, frog - even the very words were ugly.
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There is a new codeword going round school. DFS. It means 'desperate for sex.' It sounds like you are talking about the furniture shop. For the record, I'm certainly DFS. In fact I am permanently shopping in DFS with no hope of getting out of the store.
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The golden langur is one of the world's rarest primates, noted for its expressive black face set off by a robe of dense golden fur.
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Like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when a' was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife.
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I'm Fred Mathews
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I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?