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I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude." I sat up groggily. "Not cool." "But he gave you a lovely hairdo," Sadie said. "Agh-agh!" Khufu agreed.
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Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's door, would you call a mischievous young ghoul? A ghouligan? I snorted at my own pun. I cracked myself up.
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She's a wolf. Get it right, crap for brains. Tink's knickers, you have got to be the stupidest lunker I've ever lit on.
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Driggs, wake up." she shook him. "Driggs!"
"Whaaat?" he groaned, squinting. "Why again? With the shaking?"
She held up the scrap. "I just found this in your pants."
Driggs raised an eyebrow. "What were you doing in my pants?"
She smacked him. "Focus! Read what it says.
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Snarky Snarkerson!
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Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters,precious, eh, what's taters?"
"Po-ta-toes!" said Sam.
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Bedazzled? What the heck was a bedazzle?
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I am Ragnuk, and I am going to eat you now.
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He snapped his scowl at Sali Dalib. "As you delay! You will take us to the guildhouse of Pasha Pook," he reiterated, more insistently, "and then you are dismissed." "Pook? Oh, Pook," the merchant beamed.
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Grumph let out a harrumph, which indicated either that he was unharmed and waiting patiently for a new opportunity to arise, or that a sparrow had shit in his porridge.
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was being plundered
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Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.
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Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, And munched and mumbled a bare old bone; For many a year he had gnawed it near, For meat was hard to come by. Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone, And meat was hard to come by.
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The gretteste clerkes been noght wisest men.
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Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He's all set to be a hero and rescue her
and then he finds out he'd need fireplace tongs to get her undressed? Yeah, upset is the word.
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Jesu, Rike, you been gargling rat piss again?
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It is grievous to be caught.
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I'm not him, I'm not the turncloak, he died at Winterfell. My name is Reek, It rhymes with freak
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I was helplessly captured; and hopelessly enraptured.
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By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?
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Whoever invented the spork should be killed.
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I think he probably wants you to play Scrabble with him again,' said Ford, 'he's pointing to the letters.'
'Probably spelt crzjgrdwldiwdc again, I keep on telling him there's only one g in crzjgrdwldiwdc.
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Chicken butt fried in grease want a piece
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Soon-to-be divorced Stew Harbinger to get this one up to his room. Stew's hand slid up her inner thigh - not too long a wait. His cell vibrated again. Another message from Trav. Dammit. Trav knew
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OMFGEIGHTPOUNDBABYJESUSONAPOGOSTICK WHAT?
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suspected in the
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Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I am here to arrest your manservant. The one named Bugg.'
'Oh, now really, his cooking isn't that bad.
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I'm retarded and I'm on TV
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Take care of my moonlark.
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You are yoked with a lamb,
That carries anger as the flint bears fire;
Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spank,
And straight is cold again.
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SANE ASYLUM Ed Shank
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Sedgewhisker appeared farther down. We need to get out
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
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Summerlee burst into derisive laughter. 'A ptero-fiddlestick!' said he. 'It was a stork, if I ever I saw one.
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Oh, I see. I'm the wicked Grisha seductress. I have beguiled you with my Grisha wiles!"
She poked him in the chest.
"Stop that."
"No. I'm beguiling you.
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Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says:
My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak!
Thank you, Kwikspell!
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incredulous. Miss
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a pot a cook but the food na kno
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Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
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Global warming my gluteus maximus
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Go away, G. I'm wooing.
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I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something.
Sheriff Toots Burns.
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Grumble is the god of henchmen and minions. Once a former lackey himself, after his deification he chose to look over his own people rather than putting on airs.
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Voytek is here, to fuck penguin.
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Squeezed back. Or, more likely, someone
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I've been shucked and gone to heaven.
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You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
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Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat down in his nightshirt, took up his pencil, sucked the end for a moment, and then wrote:
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Blind and naked as an unearthed mole, uncomprehending.
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Nicholas had not seen such a look of unwelcome surprise on his captain's face since the time their former cook announced he had served the crew stewed rat instead of salted beef.
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.
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Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!"
"I can't see anything either," Iggy complained.
"I'm rolling my eyes, Ig." I had to tell him that because he couldn't see me do it, what with his blindness and all.
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Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,' said Carrot
'What, in Ankh-Morpork?'
'Yes, sir.'
'We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value
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you are khan- khan
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Ank froze. The moaning became more stressful and a little bit louder. "I think its coming from the basement."
Without warning, Ank grabs a pool stick and starts banging on the floorboards. "Would you shut up! It four o'clock in the morning and people are trying to get their beauty sleep!
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I'm very, very questioned and cinnamoned out.
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Aboot the gold Syvertsen stole
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I have brought you half of my pancakes," said Gollie.
"And I have removed one of my outrageous socks," said Bink. "It's a compromise bonanza!
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Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank. "Next time, you milk the cow," said Little Richard.
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It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.
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Steak swallowers zonked on Television!
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The GP appeared in its typical V formation. "Goose on the lawn," Luc said. "Goose?" I asked. "That V formation. I like to use derogatory terms to describe the GP whenever possible.
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Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
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Use the hook, you
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glared an upset glare
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Life I love you, all is groovy.
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Ank froze. The moaning became more stressful and a little bit louder. "I think its coming from the basement."br>Without warning, Ank grabs a pool stick and starts banging on the floorboards. "Would you shut up! It four o'clock in the morning and people are trying to get their beauty sleep!
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Stark raving mad.
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The top seed this weekend is Richard Krajicek,12 a 6'5" Dutchman who wears a tiny white billed hat in the sun and rushes the net like it owes him money and in general plays like a rabid crane.
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Silflay hraka, u embleer rah," replied Bigwig.
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I've been racketeered on.
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Unleavened Bread, all
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Bagged her? What does that even mean?" I asked, already wishing I hadn't. "Intimate relations. Intercourse. Coitus. Doing the deed. Nookie. Fornicating. Laying pipe. Screwing. Sex. Tapping that ass. Fucking. Need I go on?
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Ruthan Gudd drew off his gambeson and paused to luxuriate in the sudden escape from unbearable heat as his sweat-slicked skin cooled.
'Well,' said Skanarow from her cot, 'that woke me up.'
'My godlike physique?'
'The smell, Ruthan.
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Krawg's vulturebeak nose twitched in the middle of the few undisciplined whiskers that grew where a mustache did not.
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The trick of wearing mink is to look as though you were wearing a cloth coat. The trick of wearing a cloth coat is to look as though you are wearing mink.
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I GOT TIGAR BLOOD
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To claim, at a dead party, to have spotted a grackle,
When in fact you haven't of late, can do no harm.
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Mischief Managed.
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fisselig (German):
Flustered to the point of incompetence. A temporary state of inexactitude and sloppiness that is elicited by another person's nagging.
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A sly old fish, too cunning for the hook.
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Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
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Fraking phenomenal.
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Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.
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APPENDIX 1 DICKENS AND CRUIKSHANK
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The rooftops of Ankh-Morpork sprouted a fine array of gargoyles even in normal times, but now they were alive with as ghastly an array of faces as ever were seen outside a woodcut about the evils of gin-drinking among the non-woodcut-buying classes.
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Really?" i stared at him, surprised. "You're going to Tir Na Nog? Why?"
"I told you before, I am looking for someone."
"Who?"
"You ask a wearying amount of questions, human."
-Grimalkin
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The way I'd put it," said Makin, "is that Rike can't make an omelet without wading thigh deep in the blood of chickens and wearing their entrails as a necklace.
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Indescribably delirious!
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There is no gaiety as gay as the gaiety of grief.
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We hand the meat over to Greasy Sae in the kitchen. She likes District 13 well enough, even though she thinks the cooks are somewhat lacking in imagination. But a woman who came up with a palatable wild dog and rhubarb stew is bound to feel as if her hands are tied here.
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Actually, Keke is my nickname. When I was little, my sister was about four years old, and she had an imaginary friend named Keke. And she wanted my name to be Keke.
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Climbed that roost, alighted right there.
Made mush of his head for the onlooker bears.
A two-pronger her prize, a meat most rare.
Do-gooders will pay. Do-gooders will fear.
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This particular ogre, who went by the name Skoorn, was (by ogreish standards) exceedingly clever, and he had developed a taste for what ogres call "screech melons.
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If you throw up," Kles said unsympathetically, "remember not to face the wind."
"Yeah, Koko. You're the one who's been complaining about doing the same things lately," Leech said. "Enjoy it."
"Oog, and double oog," was all Koko could say.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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He was flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.
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G.U.R.U - Gee, you are you!
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Looking for goshwawks is like looking for grace: it comes, but not often, and you don't get to say when or how.