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Wine maketh the band quivering, the eye watery, the night unquiet, lewd dreams, a stinking breath in the morning, and an utter forgetfulness of all things.
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
You can't be happy if you're hangry all the time.
Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
For 14 years, I'd been on medication for the pinched nerve, the arthritis, the muscle spasms in my neck, and I'd lost my tolerance for pills. If I had a single drink, the alcohol, on top of the pills, would make me groggy.
Hangovers had a way of teaching people that drinking alcohol was not a good idea.
I can party like a twenty-four-year-old but it takes me almost a week to recover.
I'd rather be nauseous than tired, I think.
The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.
Beer or three. My nerves were still singing from the morning.
You'd think that Modern Science would have found a cure for the common hangover by now, but evidently Modern Science has been too busy doing things like figuring how to reconfigure DNA and creating artificial gravity. Modern Science doesn't get invited to a lot of parties.
If it's possible to have a reading hangover, I have one.
She meant I was hungover. I had been slaughtered, legless, trolleyed, slashed, shredded, plastered, polluted, pissed. I thought, I do love my country's relationship with alcohol. How would I ever exist in the United States? I suppose I would have grief counselling instead. (77)
Every hangover feels like the worst hangover you've ever had, but this one was definitely a classic. One for the ages. He felt like all the water had been forcibly sucked out of his body, like an apricot in a dehydration chamber, and replaced with venom from an angry adder.
There are some nights when you've spent so long analysing things that all that's left to do is get drunk.
Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
The effects of overworking; you forget which day it is and unable to think straight.
I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up all night.
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
Drunk words are sober thoughts
(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I'm a leftover junkie.
I had a hangover you could sell to science,
The body, enervated by the excesses of the preceding day, weighs down and prostates the mind also.
The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
IT WAS ONE of those midsummer Sundays when everyone sits around saying, I drank too much last night.
The day I got called up to the majors I wasn't feeling well. I had gone out with my friends for 'sodas' the night before.
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk.
The timely dew of sleep.
If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind.
I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment.
I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink.
drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine,
Boredom and booze
cause and effect.
Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.
Even the best buzz wears off, and you wake up more trapped than the day before.
Strange, but I actually wished I was hungover. Because when you're so busy thinking about how awful you feel you forget for a moment how awful you are. Because pain can be its own relief. Because throwing up is a super-effective way to stay a size 0.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks.
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.
Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover.
Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time.
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
Jesus Christ on a six-day wine bender.
It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.
Reevie ... I feel wasted." Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. "Will you please take me home?"
I peer at her. She's had, like, two beers. I've seen her finish a six-pack in under an hour and not get tipsy.
It's the drunkenness of all the new things that can be.
You are dehydrated," I said. "The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It is the only way to do a man any good.
The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover
It was eight in the morning, a time when drinkers are trying either to forget who they are or remember where they live.
While we are familiar with the adverse effect of drink on an empty stomach, we are now witnessing the far worse effect of drink on an empty mind.
I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.
Book Hangover - The inability to start a new books because you're still living in the last book's world.
Taking a dump...blackout
I just had way too much energy for six A.M. Too much motivation. It was like the drunk side of my brain was trying to act distracting and entertaining, so the business side wouldn't realize it was being held hostage by a drunk. I
To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow.
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
You get yourself prepared for a big game, you get yourself up for it. Then afterwards you don't sleep or eat properly.
Don't bother tellin' me what I've got comin' in the morning ... I already know. I've got some feel good pills and a red Gatorade by my bed, ready to go!
You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes.
Having a hangover with small children is never a good idea. I did it once and it was the biggest mistake I've ever made, I've never felt so ill in my life. You have to get out of bed and look after your kid who doesn't care if you've got a sore head.
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
Kelso's hangover had gone, to be replaced by that familiar phase of post-alcoholic euphoria - always in the past, his most productive time of day - a feeling that alone was enough to make getting drunk worthwhile.
Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.
Late nights, bloodshot eyes at school, walking around like a Flare-infested Crank,
My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until midnight I was drunk out of my mind. So she says there was this period of about three hours when she could talk to me like a rational human being ...
What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)
You have the upmost amount of energy because you're not just having a cocktail at the end of the night. You're actually not drinking alcohol and you're keeping your body really clean and it's an amazing feeling to be getting out all the toxins.
Hangovers are fun, said no one ever.
SORIN
Last night I went to bed at ten and woke at nine this morning, feeling as if, from oversleep, my brain had stuck to my skull. [Laughing] And yet I accidentally dropped off to sleep again after dinner, and feel utterly done up at this moment. It is like a nightmare.
Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.
It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.
You know you grow old, when you start choosing your drink depending on its next morning after effects
Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love.
Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair
The familiar smells of a busy tavern at an hour closer to dawn than dinner. Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke, and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of the civilized nightlife.
Seriously, people. You suck at partying."
"We're depressed," Simon explained.
"You're too young to be depressed, unless you have gonorrhea. That shit is a buzz kill.
A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.
Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.
What hath night to do with sleep?
I've got a hangover, okay? So I'm not very ... It's not easy sometimes.
What sobriety conceals, drunkenness reveals.
You're wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man.
The lovely effects of champagne were quite gone and only the nasty ones were left; the taste in the mouth, the splitting ache in the brow and the impotence of not being able to clarify one's thoughts.
Another crazy day where you drink the night away and forget about everything.
In your defence, it's been a long day and you've had a lot to drink.
Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife
All of your brain cells rotting from weed, feeling like if you ain't got it life's not as complete.
Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.
Joys season'd high, and tasting strong of guilt.
Drinking and other forms of body-wrecking pleasures are signs of weakness rather than manliness. It takes a better man to live a clean life - free from the stimulants, depressants, and drugs - than to be artificially [stimulated].
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.
I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking for even one day, the accumulated hangover would probably kill me.
You okay?' Nate asked warily.
My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. 'I look like the Bride of Frankenstein with a massive hangover.'
'I'd be hungover too if I'd just had to fuck Frankenstein.
Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.