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Jiggery pokery!" said Harry in a fierce voice. "Hocus pocus - squiggly wiggly - "
"MUUUUUUM!" howled Dudley, "He's doing you know what!
What the heck are those?" I said without even thinking. "Ethan Wate, you watch your mouth, or I'll have ta wash it out with soap. You know better than ta use pro-fanity," Aunt Grace said. Which, as far as she was concerned, included words like panties, naked, and bladder.
There's nothing honerable in a man who hides behind a blue woman's hanky.
When your ship comes in, don't be in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles."
quoted by Frank McNichols, father of Rose McNichols in A Nose for Hanky Panky, a Granite Cove Mystery
The favor for the favor or One hand washes the other.
Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said.
"Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just ... I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me.
And so Harry became proficient in the task of cleaning up vomit.
Blowed if I ain't all in a muck sweat,' said the Giant, puffing like the largest railway engine. 'Comes of being out of condition. I suppose neither of you young Ladies has such a thing as a pocket-hankerchee about you?
...All that grotty jiz crusting to sugar in my ass crevice...
Whats the name you Poms have for that thing where you jump up and down and hit each other with sticks?"
"Sex?"
"Gardening?"
He snapped his fingers. "Morris dancing.
Lovey dovey or fucky wucky
The "down and dirty
Oh, sweet peaches and cream, this hurts."
"Child, what have you done to your foot?"
Beth glanced down to see blood dripping from the side of her sandal. "Crap."
"Honey, that's blood. That calls for a shit or a damn or something stronger than crap.
Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.
Otchky-potchky, itchky-pitch,
Pay attention to this witch.
A donkey takes you to a knight
Him you conquer in a fight.
Then you wed a princess who
Is even uglier than you.
Ha ha ha and cockadoodle,
The magic words are 'Apple Strudel
I love you to pieces, distraction, etc.
Sick unto death, I think they call it
Were uproariously demanding relief from their intolerable miseries - in this Potemkin sideshow there prevailed a preposterous and mendacious comfort.
This disease comes with a package: shame. When any other part of your body gets sick, you get sympathy.
I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
'What's this?'
'A needle.'
'What should I do with it?'
He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.'
- Kate & Saiman
He'd shoved his toque and mitts into the sleeve of his parka when he'd come in the night before, and now, thrusting his right arm into the armhole, he hit the blockage. At a practiced shove the pompom of the toque crowned the cuff followed by his mitts, like a tiny birth.
The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.
A Spoon swoon, if you will.
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for?
Daddy, what's that?
I had to kiss Ruthie Henshall once with a cold. It was the final romantic moment in She Loves Me; as we separated, I noticed this arc of glistening mucus threaded between us.
If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'
- to wit, 'the sweat of the brow.
We have lost the art of public tenderness, these small gestures of wiping and washing; we have forgotten how abjectly the body welcomes a formal touch.
Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.
It all comes out in the wash.Wash-- Harry Styles
Cancer. Rhymes with "dancer" and "you just shit your pants, sir".
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
small bottle of penicillin tablets.
happeinefs, what is it? lady, difterbed in her Bed, your thoughts of it?
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
What have you got in there you little bastard?
Watching you at work, I was reminded of the young lady of Natchez, whose clothes were all tatters and patches. In alluding to which, she would say, Well, Ah itch, and wherever ah itches, Ah scratches.
Panty-melting" - Mary Johnston
Pigskin crackling on my thumb, nummy nummy I hate pain.
Zip zop wop boopity bop.
For a desperate disease a desperate cure.
Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor's nose.
Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
After the fourth race, a $22.80 winner, he turned again and told Katherine, "I had that one, ten across." She turned away. "His face is yellow, Hank. Did you see his eyes? He's sick." "He's sick on the dream. We're all sick on the dream, that's why we're out here." "Hank, let's go.
The satisfaction of a special Pninian craving.
oxymel, a honey and vinegar drink used for the treatment of fever, pain, or whatever else the peddler thinks they need to say to sell the swill. Now that was just sad.
rubbing the ointment into the creases of his knuckles, massaging
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore,
She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" - BATS
Kleenex would have made a mint today.
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
A most malicious cough
caughtoutedness.
A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him!
Dry-humping, I believe it's called.
p.i.a.: puke inducing actions.
Thinkin' of a master plan
Cause ain't nothin' but sweat inside my hand.
Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.
Tea - that perfume that one drinks, that connecting hyphen ...
Poison ivy, because who needed a case of that on your pecker). We're all here in Derry. No camp, no relatives, no vacations, no AWAY. All right here. Present and accounted for. There's
Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.
The loamy perfume
Of ferns, rain, earth, flees before
Mister poopie pants
We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
Sometimes when I'm dancing and don't put in enough hairspray, I wind up looking like a ... what's the animal with needles? Porcupine.
What the ever-loving fuck was a cuddle puddle?
When I flush the toilet in my bathroom, it becomes stopped up with Kleenex, and blood clouds the water and I put down the lid, because there's nothing else for me to do.
To get the stuff out of you, especially if what you're dealing with is yourself, requires you to open up and touch tender spots. You have to be anesthetized a little bit.
Shite and onions!
These bad boys're what we call Runnie-undies. Keep you, um, nice and comfy."
"Nice and comfy?"
"Yeah, ya know. Your-"
"Yeah, got it." Thomas took the underwear and other stuff.
Cat piss and porcupines!
No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap.
Once there was a time
when I had jock itch .
It itchedbad. Then it
turned to acne. I chose
Stridex.
'Pig's Valve' - Mariah Carey: The Early Poems
My Little Pegasus pyjamas, the
What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.
His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter!
'One table-spoonful to be taken at bed-time.'
But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries for supper.
The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
You're only as sick as your secrets. - Recovery program saying
Be good now, Potty...Weasel King...
sausages. Behind
You gotta fart, Jayne. You've gotta break the spell. Fart for all you're worth! Let your butt sing!
Hank: As unbelievable as you may find this, Scott, we can do some things without your guidance.
Warren: You're right, Hank! Why, did you know I went to the bathroom this morning-
Hank: Not without Scott!
Warren: Yes!
Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
In the old days, ptomaine poisoning was a cover-all. If you missed a show and you were young, it meant you were having an abortion. If you were old, it meant you were having a face lift.
Loopy as a crochet convention.
Itchy, itchy, itchy, yo.
Scratchy, scratchy, scratchy, yo.
Itchy, itchy, itchy, yo.
Poison summac daddy. Got an itch real baddy.
Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn,
The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
Bottoms are alchemists who magically transform pain into sex.
They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," he told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?" "No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick." Then
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
Three days later, Hank and I were no closer
Sorry," I mumbled.
"Maybe you're hungry," said Zoya. "I always get mean when I'm hungry."
"Are you hungry all the time?" asked Harshaw.
"You haven't seen me mean. When you do, you'll require a very big hanky."
He snorted. "To dry my tears?"
"To stanch the bleeding.
licks donkey crotch,
You had an elaborate system that you thought would keep us out of bed: you sat on the other side of the room, you didn't let me crack your knuckles, you never stayed more than fifteen minutes. It never really worked, did it?