Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Hillbilly. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Hillbilly Quotes And Sayings by 41 Authors including Jeff Foxworthy,Henry Thomas,Dolly Parton,Steven Tyler,Annie Nicholas for you to enjoy and share.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
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You may be a redneck if ... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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I have horses, I drive a truck, and I wear cowboy boots. First I'm a Texan.
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There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.
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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
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You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
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You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
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I'm really just a country boy.
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You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
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granny-humping butt sucker!
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I'm a country bumpkin. I'm not a showgirl.
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I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and slip without a scratch down a honey locust [tree].
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I'm a country boy.
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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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I'm a simple hillbilly. I don't like eating modern, industrialized, fast food. I grew up eating home-cooked food. So when I'm traveling abroad, like when I recently received a six-month writing fellowship to Iowa in the U.S., I like to cook my own food.
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You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
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You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
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You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
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You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
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If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
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I am a planter - a cotton planter. I am a Southern man and a slaveholder - a kind and a merciful one, I trust - and none the worse for being a slaveholder.
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Writers who aren't from rural states in the Midwest or the West often treat such people as if they were the Waltons or the Beverly Hillbillies.
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He's a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.
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I'm a cowboy. I wear a hat. I drive a 4x4 Silverado diesel truck. I've got a farm.
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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
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Southern DADDY - Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!
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You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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Oh, honey, I'm from Oklahoma! This is who I am - middle-class all the way!
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I'm basically a country person.
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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
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Carter-headed chicken.
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I'm a country boy. I'm from Georgia.
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I grew up as a country boy.
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I'm just a simple country girl.
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You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
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Hopefully I'll be the first Mexican-American going into Hillbilly Heaven.
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It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.
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Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.
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You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
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Southerners...People partial to front porches, peaches, cool breezes, fast horses, sweet tea, bourbon, beautiful women and handsome men!
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There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
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You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
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Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
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You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
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You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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Last night I dreamed I went to hillbilly heaven and you know who greeted me at the gate? The ole cowboy-philosopher himself, Will Rogers.
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I am a country boy and proud of it.
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If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
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You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
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I am a country boy at heart.
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You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
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My family is Southern. I'm used to Bill Clintons.
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You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
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Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
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You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
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He was singing a hillbilly song that sounded half like a love song and half like a hymn.
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You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
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You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
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How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We're the mecca of beer-drinkin' rednecks.
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There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
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This woman talk like she from so deep in the country she got corn growing in her shoes.
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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
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You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
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If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
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We ate the same foods, watched the same sports, and practiced the same religion. That's why I felt so much kinship with those people at the courthouse: They were hillbilly transplants in one way or another, just like me.
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You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
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You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
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Down in Louisiana we call that Boogie Woogie!
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You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
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You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
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You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
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A country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistic philistines
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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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Look, you lost a tooth. Congratulations. Enjoy looking like a hillbilly. Here's a dollar,
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You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
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Some people want to call me an Appalachian writer, even though I know some people use regional labels to belittle.
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You know, Southerners are pretty cool.