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Football is a sad game.
Footballers are kept in such a bubble that horse racing is a release.
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage ... more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing out the carcass of a dead animal.
When I go home every night, I can look in the mirror and say I have given 110 per cent for Newcastle United. If people aren't happy with that, I can't give any more.
Sports became a favorite subject of reflection and will soon be the only way of thinking
Totally mad,' he said, 'utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
When the Champions League is at stake, ... you do everything you can, whether it's called gamesmanship or cheating, to put the opposition off.
The excuses we make destroy the results we deserve
Football is all about sentiment; if it weren't then we'd all support Manchester United.
The critics are always right. The only way you shut them up is by winning.
Things are neither clear nor clean in the world of football right now and many people recognise this reality.
Nothing is more ridiculous than ridicule.
Robert Smith is a whingebag.
Bullshit reigns.
the most trenchant commentary was
Predictions are preposterous.
Life goes on, sport.
we got beat to shit tonite. beat to shit. i know tosh is hurt worse than shes letting on, and james must be banged up a treat. owen too, but hes playing it all macho.
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.
It's impossible to work under conditions where they confused negativity with objectivity. You can't fool the fans.
If something can't be explained on the back of an envelope, it's rubbish.
Trash talk ... Washington floats on a river of aspersion.
The technique of winning is so shoddy, the terms of winning are so ignoble, the tenure of winning is so brief; and the specter of the has-been-a shameful rather than a pitiable sight today-brings a sudden chill even to our sunlit moments.
When the dust settles, the horses will be gone
It is not rubbish! It is the part of people that you do not understand.
There was a lot of pot and kettle going on here.
There is nothing so banal in the world,' said Ada 'than pitching stones at a hawfinch.
Idle words. From foolish people.
Bollocks to the rules!
Be a harsh critic of your own wins.
The EU report speaks for itself. The statement in my view shows that the mission has turned out to be something worse than a farce, ... We shall in the coming days and weeks see what we can do to expose the pack of lies and innuendoes that characterise the garbage in this report.
Taint what a horse looks like, it's what a horse be.
Before you abuse, criticize, and accuse walk a mile in my shoes.
we are only horses, and don't know.
Still whining, Louis!
Nobody likes being criticised, particularly by players who will be in Disneyland this summer on their holidays rather than the World Cup in Japan
Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you
Sports is entertainment.
Horses are far worse than men for treachery...
wankers snorting
I'm a mad lover of sport. You cannot say a bad word to me about sports. So I know business is involved and I know it can be cynical, and, of course, I watch it, but for me it's pure.
So please, be tolerant of those who describe a sporting moment as their best ever. We do not lack imagination, nor have we had sad and barren lives; it is just that real life is paler, duller, and contains less potential for unexpected delirium.
The world, a tired performer, offers us another half-assed season.
Truth is always wilder than fiction. Hold on to your hats and enjoy this page turning
look inside the world of sports betting from a good girl gone bad for love.
Laura Atchison, Author of What Would A Wise Woman Do?
A knock-down argument; 'tis but a word and a blow.
You've got to stop whipping a dead horse sometime.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.
Petty mind mocks.
He doth nothing but talk of his horses.
I'm a racehorse fanatic rather than a football fanatic.
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch
Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.
This is ridiculous. I'm talking to a horse about politics.
In football you sometimes have beauty and cruelty together.
Valid criticism does you a favor.
West Ham play a speficic type of game - football.
Bollocks,' she curses softly.
Unbelievable how silly this Formula 1 is these days, with this stupid overtakes.
THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS
Because you were being a salty bitch
Nonsense, seems to sum up everything.
So casually cruel in the name of being honest
Insight makes argument ridiculous.
Mere abuse is no criticism.
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
It does not astonish me that the critics in London relegate me to the lowest rank. Alas! I fear that they are only too justified!
Sour grapes, the champagne of the intelligentsia.
Of the horse I will say nothing because I know the times.
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
When you write about sports, you're allowed to engage in mischief. Nothing is at stake.
Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker.
You're wrong about me, because we can be friends if you let me try, now that you know how worthless I am. And you're wrong about Barcelona, too, because you may think you've seen everything, but I can guarantee that's not true. If you'll allow me, I can prove it to you.
Bollocks to should.
One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.
Ridicule may be the evidence of with or bitterness and may gratify a little mind, or an ungenerous temper, but it is no test of reason or truth.
there - it was evidently stupid,
What fools American can be for England
Making predictions is like throwing a dartboard at the fixture list
Facts are stupid things.
Ignorance is toxic.
Injuries accompanied with insults are never forgiven: all men, on these occasions, are good haters, and lay out their revenge at compound interest.
Ben Harrison is a dick-faced troll!
If novels and stories are bulletins from the progressive states of ignorance a writer passes through over the years, observations and opinions about horses are all the more so, since horses are more mysterious than life and harder to understand.
Let the wild rumpus start!
The technocracy of professional sport has managed to impose a soccer of lightning speed and brute strength: a soccer that negates joy, kills fantasy and outlaws daring.
egocentric melodrama.
Some of the fans here were not too sure about their club signing a player from their biggest rivals. Fortunately, we had a great season and won the League title for the first time in four years. Now, I think, everyone can say it was good business.
Football is a sport of paradox. It requires reaction, not reflection. Yet you must use your mind to calculate, to anticipate - to think and not think at the same time.
Irony. What a fucking bitch.
[Football] has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence: in other words it is war minus the shooting.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
Imagine that it's sugar," Korbyn said. 'You're riding across candy.'
"Salt can never be sugar," Fennik said.
"We should talk about the definition of the word 'imagine'.
The sport of horse racing which, at its best, showcases the majestic beauty of this animal and the athleticism of jockeys, has reached an alarming level of corruption and exploitation.
Chickenshit can be recognized instantly because it never has anything to do with winning the war.
We play a tough game. If people want to whinge, they can go to a different sport. It's part of the game, it's what I love about it ... and I'd hate to see it go.
Suffer fools gladly; they may be right.
I think anybody who bets on horses and says they win is probably a liar.
Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
Football without fans is nothing.