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Making love with his ego.
A horse is simply a horse.
I like hoofing you about.
You have to plan ahead so that rather then seek revenge for the horse's misbehavior, you see his aggressive behavior shaping up and can redirect it. You change his mind before he's acted and move on to something else.
I'm fine," [her dad] said gently. "Back on the horse, Cath.'
'What's the horse?' she sighed, watching him pull on a South High hoodie. 'Jogging? Working too much?'
'Living,' he said, a little too loud. 'Life's the horse.
Why will you be always sallying out to break lances with other people's wind-mills, when your own is not capable of grinding corn for the horse you ride?
To a greedy eating horse a short halter.
When you've just made the most complete fool of yourself, you feel the need of a specially high horse to ride.
A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
Crooked cards and straight whiskey,
Slow horses and fast women.
I readily admit it is easy to make of horses what we will. Silent, in some ways reserved, they allow us to train them, and to project our ideas upon them; to ride and drive them, and to make them symbolic, perhaps to a greater degree than any other species.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers
To confess that you are totally Ignorant about the horse, is social suicide: you will be despised by everybody, especially the horse.
Unspecified." I was amused. "So you have the proverbial horse thief in your
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
For what the horse does under compulsion, as Simon also observes, is done without understanding; and there is no beauty in it either, any more than if one should whip and spur a dancer.
The insolence of office.
A good seat on a horse steals away your opponent's courage and your onlooker's heart-what reason is there to attack? Sit like one who has conquered?
Pretending that there can be passion That has more life in it than death,
Flippancy, the most hopeless form of intellectual vice.
Detested sport, That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
Dressage is when you put a dress on your horse. It's like putting on drag, but for horses.
Poor, ill-advised Roderich! What evil power did you conjure up to poison in its first youth the race you thought to have planted for eternity?
Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.
Winching was apparently a guy thing. As was wenching.
We judge a horse not only by its pace on a racecourse, but also by its walk, nay, when resting in its stable.
Horses get anxious when their expectations are not met.
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
Great dressage demands more than skill; it engages a rider's inner wisdom and his ability to communicate with a mount in the silent language of horsemanship.
I learned that the true purpose of working with a horse at liberty in a round pen is simply this: to capture his attention and get him interested in you.
There's nothing better for the inside of a person then than the outside of a horse.
To spend our days betting on three-legged horses with beautiful names
[P]ride has no intrinsic substance, being no more than the name given to the soul devouring itself. When that loathsome perversion of love has borne its fruit, it has another, more meaningful and weightier name. We call it hatred.
We are horse folk, and that means more than we think it does.
I say again, if I cannot draw a horse, I will not write THIS IS A HORSE under what I foolishly meant for one.
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.
Spur not an unbroken horse; put not your plowshare too deep into new land.
Work is what horses die of. Everybody should know that.
Speak your mind, but ride a very fast horse!!
Words are as beautiful as wind horses, and sometimes as difficult to corral.
A team of horses cannot overtake a word that has left the mouth.
When you get on a good horse, you just know. They are powerful, they stop quickly, they can turn in both directions, and they are fast.
There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.
A corruption of intentions.
taking unfair advantage of folks of good will and had become
In training horses, one trains himself
There is no greater pleasure in the world than riding a good horse.
It not knowing what to do, it's doing what you know.
The definition of swiftboating is: producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.
Training a horse is above all feeling and trying, according to what you feel, to help the horse and not to force him.
A good horse runs with seeing just the shadow of the whip.
The horse is by Nature a very lazy animal whose idea of heaven is an enormous field of lush grass in which he can graze undisturbed until his belly is full, and after a pleasant doze can start filling himself up all over again.
A loose horse is any horse sensible enough to get rid of its rider at an early stage and carry on unencumbered.
telling. I thought I knew this
throwing himself into a chair in a manner which implied that he would rather have flung it at the head of his host.
I have not permitted myself, gentlemen, to conclude that I am the best man in the country; but I am reminded, in this connection, of a story of an old Dutch farmer, who remarked to a companion once that "it was not best to swap horses when crossing streams."
I like getting on my high horse. I look good on it. Like a knight ...
Making fun of anyone who seeks happiness rather than money and accusing them of "lacking ambition."
When a horse wants to display himself ... he lifts his neck up high and flexes his poll haughtily, and picks his legs up freely, and keeps his tail up.
Ingratitude is a nail which, driven into the tree of courtesy, causes it to wither; it is a broken channel, by which the foundations of the affections are undermined; and a lump of soot, which, falling into the dish of friendship, destroys its scent and flavor.
It was a dangerous world for a sparkly flying horse
Whining and panting beneath
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
Go nowhere on a horse that fades.
The masters eye fattens the horse, and his foote the ground.
an incantation of hatred.
The main secret for a horse that is heavy upon the hand, is for the rider to have a very light one; for when he finds nothing to bear upon with his mouth, he infallibly throws himself upon the haunches for his own security.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
Chickenshit is so called - instead of horse- or bull- or elephant shit - because it is small-minded and ignoble and takes the trivial seriously.
When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
Pedantry. The delight in living. Brio. The chance to act, to mime, to mock, to mimic.
sucking on a football.
The sport of horse racing which, at its best, showcases the majestic beauty of this animal and the athleticism of jockeys, has reached an alarming level of corruption and exploitation.
an ugly horse is often the best worker
The profession of music is lacking in horse sense, not only because the commonplace variety of horse is absent from its operations, but because parts of the horse are noticeably present.
Won't you ride my white horse?
Life is the horse.
It is said that the best horses lose when they compete with slower ones and win against better rivals. Undercompensation from the absence of a stressor,inverse hormesis, absence of challenge, degrades the best of the best.
The fault of the horse is put on the saddle.
This is the practiced habit of jabbing out one's eyes and forgetting the work of one's hands. To
He doth nothing but talk of his horses.
The horse is, like man, the most beautiful and the most miserable of creatures, only, in the case of man, it is vice or property that makes him ugly. He is responsible for his own decadence, while the horse is only a slave.
Sometimes a wild horse needs to feel that his rider is just a little bit wilder.
ingenuity. "This
A farmer's horse is never lame, never unfit to go. Never throws out curbs, never breaks down before or behind. Like his master he is never showy. He does not paw and prance, and arch his neck, and bid the world admire his beauties ... and when he is wanted, he can always do his work.
In riding a horse, we borrow freedom
EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.
It is having in some measure a sort of wit to know how to use the wit of others.
My uncle Khosrove became very irritated and shouted, It's no harm. What is the loss of a horse? Haven't we all lost the homeland? What is this crying over a horse?
Honor lies in the mane of a horse.
Horses are incredibly forgiving. They fill in places we're not capable of filling ourselves.
A horse is wonderful by definition.
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character.
Brooks too wide for our leaping, hedges far to high. Loads too heavy for our moving, burdens too cumbersome for us to bear. Distances far beyond our journeying. The horse gave us mastery.
Ride the horse in the direction it's going.
made Weary sick to be ditched. When Weary was ditched, he would find somebody who was even more unpopular than himself, and he would horse around with that person for a while, pretending to be friendly. And then he would find some pretext for beating the shit out of him. It
A horse is freedom so indominable that it becomes useless to imprison it to serve man: it lets itself be domesticated, but with a simple, rebellious toss of the head-shaking its mane like an abundance of free-flowing hair-it shows that its inner nature is always wild, translucent and free.