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Piglets and pawprints!" cried Eatbugs, then paused and looked quickly around. He leaned toward his companions. "Let's be off!" he added, his voice a conspiratorial whisper.
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If aw his hums and haws were hams and haggises, the country wad be weel fed!
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Please put the ladybug outside without harming her. (to his butler)
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True humility scarcely ever utters words of humility.
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Napoleon has humbugged me, by God; he has gained twenty-four hours' march on me.
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There is such a mistaken notion abroad in this country that the individual who makes sharp remarks must be sincere, while the one who says pleasant things must be more or less a humbug.
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a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop
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Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.
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I have sounded the very base-string of humility.
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Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?
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For a beach bum you're not very chill," said Benny.
Bob frowned. "This beach bum is a retired death god who is getting a little agitated," he said.
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Hear ye not the hum Of mighty workings?
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False humility is better than no humility at all.
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You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!
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Why does a silly bird go on saying "chiff-chaff" all day long? Is it happiness or hiccups?
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Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew. "You don't mean that, I am sure?"
"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? what reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
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Humility has to precede instruction.
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On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.
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granny-humping butt sucker!
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Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.
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Without humility there can be no humanity.
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Humility is not a trait I often associate with America.
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The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.
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Wow. Talk about humbling.
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We live in an age of progress," announced Professor Wogglebug, pompously. "It is easier to swallow knowledge than to acquire it laboriously from books. Is it not so, my friends?" "Some
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It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.
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You're not flaming Bob the Builder, Poppy. There are some things is you can't fix.
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Okay, no more jokes about ladybugs making you their bitch.
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I have a healthy amount of humility.
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Humility is the mother of giants.
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You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.
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Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him
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'Tis the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain, you have waked me too soon, I must slumber again.
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There she blows!-there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!
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Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
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Word For The Day BOONDOGGLE (BOON dahg'uhl) n. A pointless project. Work of no value, done merely to appear busy. Alternate Word ICKY (IK ee) adj. Very distasteful; disgusting.
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Truth without humility would be an arrogant caricature.
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Bulgy Bears," said
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Driggs, wake up." she shook him. "Driggs!"
"Whaaat?" he groaned, squinting. "Why again? With the shaking?"
She held up the scrap. "I just found this in your pants."
Driggs raised an eyebrow. "What were you doing in my pants?"
She smacked him. "Focus! Read what it says.
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Another day the ladybugs arrive. Thousands of them, soaking up the sun on the back door. It's an Indian summer day, warm, with temperatures in the upper sixties and plentiful sun.
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When I find a ladybug I ask the butler to take it outside instead of killing it.
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Humility is born of the spirit, humiliation of the ego.
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If my gravy train stops at SAG, honey, it's been a great ride.
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You have a humming dodo bird," I said stupidly.
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Dearest Amabot,
If you only had a heart to absorb our hatred...
Thanks for nothing, you jury-rigged rust bucket.
The gorgeous messiness of flesh and blood with prevail!
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Bentley is a good bee with a shaky sense of direction and an appetite for mayhem. Just don't call him a drone. He hates that.
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False humility is more insulting than open pride!
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Humility is a quality for which I have only a limited admiration. In many phases of life it is a great mistake and degenerates into defensiveness or hypocrisy.
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Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?
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Keep buggering on....
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The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?
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Humility is a flower which does not grow in everyone's garden.
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Lumpyface Lumpyhead
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Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
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Had a cold hummus with pita bread,
Under a delicious food, yellow or red.
Might just have the appetite to cook
Urgent dinner by hook or crook.
So that's just a humus humor spread.
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And she says, "Then let's just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven."
I smile, a little. "You said effing," I say. "You actually said the word effing.
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Life is a long lesson in humility.
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Joke:
What did the young ladybug learn from her dance teacher in Ladybug Finishing School?
Curtsy no flirtsy, Stand Tall not small, A lady must be a lady at the Ladybug Ball
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You just don't get it, do you, man?' I said. 'In the '80s if you were in a rock band, when you asked for a hummer, you got a hummer.'
Dr. Roberts nodded and wrote something down on his pad. Maybe it was 'motherfucker'.
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Standing over her, I took the time to admire my handy work until I realized that I had just killed a potential meal.
"Damn it Bobbi," I snarled as I kicked her corpse. "Look what you made me do.
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The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.
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I don't got to show you no stinkin' bahdges!
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
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voluptuous sluggard,
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More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing in nothing, than by believing too much.
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What do you call the Hrothgar-wrecker when Hrothgar has been wrecked?
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Tomorrow, we're gathering rosebuds.
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Humility is truth.
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Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.
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I think people who lack humility are really annoying.
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I need some Ummagumma.
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Humility is one of the most repulsive virtues, nearly always false.
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Humility Preceeds Glory
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Ho. What's so surprising? Asach aahe. It is what it is. Bambai is a bitter pill. Take large gulps of water and swallow it, or its bitterness will quickly begin to sphraidd in your mouth, making it impossible for you to gulp it down," said Laxmi.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think we're nuts.
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I know that you are a mere flea! I know that you need only be squashed to be done away with! I know that I have fought this same battle a thousand thousand times before ... but, perhaps this time I can crush you like the insect you are!
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Now hang on a ding darn minute.
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Humility is divine.
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Humility accepts the very nature of a human being is complete, unadulterated, ecstatic joy.
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Blah, said Toad.
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G'bye, Saba, he says.
You sonofabitch, I says.
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Many people struggle to make hummus that lives up to their expectations at home, and recreating a favourite brand or the stuff from your local deli is almost impossible.
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Holy throbbing vag,
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I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.
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BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.
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Humility is the time that you spend in love with existence.
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Humility is a natural symptom of those who love God.
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You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
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Babbit was an average father. He was affectionate, bullying, opinionated, ignorant, and rather wistful. Like most parents he enjoyed the game of waiting till the victim was clearly wrong, then virtuously pouncing.
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Go away, G. I'm wooing.
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Discombobulated.
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Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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Mind how ye go, hag o' hags. Ye'll be sore missed.
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Zag when they think you'll zig.
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Alright Shamblers Let's Get Shamblin'.
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Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - "
"The what?" said Seamus Finnigan, sounding revolted.
"Pus, Finnigan, pus," said Professor Sprout.
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Humility is like a tree, whose root when it sets deepest in the earth rises higher, and spreads fairer and stands surer, and lasts longer, and every step of its descent is like a rib of iron.
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Well done, Mr. Krebbs, well done.