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I'm just not very funny.
You may be witty, but not satirical.
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all.
Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, "I must have an ombudsman to protect me." You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody.
Humour is our 'default mode', if you like: we do not have to switch it on deliberately, and we cannot switch it off.
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
A sense of humor is needed armor.
Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
I shall laugh my bitter laugh.
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces.
My intellect tells me read between the lines.. No need to humor something that is what it is and is not what it was.
Whoever can't laugh doesn't deserve to be taken seriously...
Mark you that and noat you wel.
Humour has always been a self-defence mechanism for me.
You should never try irony or self-effacing humour.
Well done is better than well said.
I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
Everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour.
Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.
Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same.
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
It desolates me to disappoint you, but your brother is not here. Despite two really praiseworthy attempts at rescue."
... The hint of amusement irritated me, and sick and hurt as I was, I simply had to retort something. "Glad ... at least ... you're desolated.
Humor is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road.
Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.
That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it to us holds.
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You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
I do sarcasm really poorly.
I meant it to be jokey, but it came out sounding bitter
Trade your cleverness for bewilderment.
I know it's hard, Peter," she'd said. "But if you could contain your erudition and ready wit for just a little while we'd be most grateful." "Am I allowed to be cheeky?" I'd asked. "No you're fucking not," said Seawoll. "I'm
Humour is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought - rather it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy.
Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle.
But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.
You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny.
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.
With humour, there is life.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Humor is the mask of wisdom.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.
Humor is ... despair refusing to take itself seriously.
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies.
Funny is funny is funny.Funny-- Bob Newhart
Self-pity does not appreciate pedantry.
Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.
I don't think I'm funny.Funny-- Liam Neeson
Appropriate is boring
All genuinely intellectual work is humorous.
I don't know what humor is.Humor-- Will Rogers
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these days.
Humor is the politeness of despair.
Humor is a passive form of terrorism, of resistance, and of pseudo-aggression that has less to do with changing the world than with mental hygiene. It is self-therapy...
Obsessed people are not humorless at all.
Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
It is always a bad sign when the lower classes laugh: their taste in humour is both poor and sinister;
Without a sense of humor, you don't have much sense at all.
I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
I'm not very funny!
Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished!
Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it.
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.
Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.
Humor is the most precious gift I can give to my reader, a reminder that the world is not such a terribly serious place. There is more than video games and drugs and nuclear threats; there is laughter, and there is hope.
Humourists lead ... an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
A society without humour is like a tree without roots.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
A sense of humour is common sense dancing.
Mental illness is not funny.
A sense of humor is a requisite to surviving in our demanding world
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
You need to be silly to be funny.
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, lady
Sarcasm is a suit of armor.
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.Funny-- Joan Rivers
When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.
Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
My humor is very dry. To me it doesn't make sense.
Humor is the pensiveness of wit.
Contrary to my image, I do have a sense of humour.
It is not very comfortable to have the gift of being amused at one's own absurdity. LXXX
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
True wit has a grave intention.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
I am a joke told
again.
If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself.
Give me an honest laugher.
I laughed derisively.
"For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious."
"I was laughing."
"Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you taking it in this merry spirit."
"Derisively," I explained.
Puns are a form of humor with words.