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A paunchy man with a face the color of corned beef,
The emotive power of hummus all over the Middle East cannot be overstated, being the focus of some serious tribal rivalries.
If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
THE DOG AND THE SPARROW
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf.
Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper.
Who is this pompous hobgoblin? His jaw had grown square, his belly had gone soft. He was parading like a dictator in jockey shorts and argyle socks.
Humility Preceeds Glory
Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar
Had a cold hummus with pita bread,
Under a delicious food, yellow or red.
Might just have the appetite to cook
Urgent dinner by hook or crook.
So that's just a humus humor spread.
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.
A bellyful is a bellyful.
My Little Pegasus pyjamas, the
StocktontoMalone
... is inhabited by a Mrs. Buckle,four children,a fat black woman, and myself and a man.
Pigpen's on the move.
The Black Pirate,
Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
Hymies." And "Hymietown.
I poke around in the pile, about to settle on some cod chowder, when Peeta holds out a can to me. "Here."
I take it, not knowing what to expect. The label reads LAMB STEW.
...a leering, sneering obscene little harpy...
It's humbug still!" said Scrooge. "I won't believe it.
--spring lamb roasted, with a mint jelly made from Constance's garden mint. Spring potatoes, new peas, a salad, again from Constance's garden. I remember it perfectly, madam. It is still one of my favorite meals.
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes all the same.
[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it tends to be found in the New Age music section, as well as in tropical waters ... )
Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Um, Sparrow ... did I really hear you say dagnabbit?
Humility rests upon the shores of your sorrows and blossoms upon the mountain of your faith
Land!" shouted Thomas. "Is there food?" asked Tubby Ted.
the senile, lecherous expression of a camel.
That's got to be Nix," Benny said as he pulled the door open. "Hey, sweetie ... "
Morgie Mitchell and Lou Chong stood on the black porch.
"Um," said Chong, "hello to you, too, sugar lumps.
Heap high the farmer's wintry hoard! Heap high the golden corn! No richer gift has Autumn poured From out her lavish horn!
I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
Humility is the greatest shaper of souls and crafter of character, for it wipes away all the grandiose things that we spend so much of our lives pretending to be, so that we can spend all of our lives being the exceptional person that we were actually created to be.
Who spit in your porridge?
She must not look too proud nor yet too humble, lest people say she is proud of her humility."
Excerpt From: "Catherine, Called Birdy.
piece of Turkey carpet
Professor Branestawm
Tweedle dee and tweedle dum
If I don't save her from the hands of that humbug," he said, aloud, as he went to bed, "she is lost. But I shall save her."
He put out his lamp and felt a need to insult Erik in the dark. Thrice over, he shouted:
"Humbug! ... Humbug! ... Humbug!
..the happy hum of humanity.
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
Menagerie. Personally,
A Platypus is a duck designed by a committee
True humility scarcely ever utters words of humility.
Grumph let out a harrumph, which indicated either that he was unharmed and waiting patiently for a new opportunity to arise, or that a sparrow had shit in his porridge.
Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?
Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
She wasn't on heroin then, but she was a mess. I thought I was going to put Humpty Dumpty back together and turn her into a princess. Instead, she turned into scrambled eggs, and always was
Plunderous is the palate I gift to you, openly I hug the universe of our friendship expanding its outer limit.
Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits.
How lucious lies the pea within the pod.
Lord of the Muck.
I attended [Sir Humphry] Davy's lectures to renew my stock of metaphors.
[ ... ]the stately and slow-moving Turk,
With freight of slippers piled beneath his arm.
You know what I wisht I had, Ma? A pouch like a 'possum, to tote things.
The Yearling
It was a summer of great rumblings in the belly of the earth, of atomic flatulence and geopolitical indigestion, consequences of the consumption of sectarian chickpeas by our famished and increasingly incontinent subcontinent.
The Homestuck-ery of it all!Homestuck-Ery-- Me
Many people struggle to make hummus that lives up to their expectations at home, and recreating a favourite brand or the stuff from your local deli is almost impossible.
Mama and I sat on a burping bus full of chickens in cages, and round-eyed babies on round mothers' laps. (The Pinata-Maker's Daughter)
Mum, mum,
He that keeps nor crust nor crumb,
Weary of all, shall want some.
Great steaming elephant turds!
I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.
Humbledrum farted mournfully, three distinct notes.
Hummingbird Suppose I say summer, write the word "hummingbird," put it in an envelope, take it down the hill to the box. When you open my letter you will recall those days and how much, just how much, I love you. - RAYMOND CARVER
A pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the ocean
To whom the wilie Adder, blithe and glad.
I think there ought to be
a little music here:
hum, hum.
Duchess's knee, while plates and dishes crashed around it
once more the shriek of the Gryphon, the squeaking of the Lizard's slate-pencil, and the choking of the suppressed guinea-pigs, filled the air, mixed up with the
Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)
Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?
The ram, a huge wooly creature named Hughie, with testicles that hung nearly to the ground like wool-covered footballs, shouldered his massive way into the front rank with a loud and autocratic Bahh!
My meal arrived. It was a bowl of tepid, green curried water with two spinach leaves floating in it. The waiter called it 'vegetable soup'. I called it inedible slop.
Peace to the shacks! War on the palaces!
Brummel would rush upon his plate & gulp down a roast in such a revolting manner that the other guests complained they were nauseated and Brummel had to be fed in his room ... ... ... .
Ariel Gordon is superbly, supremely, a poet of the body. She finds words for the physicality of the forest, of the garden, of pregnancy. Hump speaks the erotics of being alive and being in love with being alive.
Humility is royalty without a crown.
His entired life bundled into wenty refuse sacks.
His and her memories bundle away in Holly's mind.
Each item unearthed dust, tears, laughter and memories. She bagged the items, cleared the dust, wiped her eyes and filed away the memories.
Humility, however deep it be, neither disquiets nor troubles nor disturbs the soul; it is accompanied by peace, joy and tranquillity.
A parcel of country boobies
Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew. "You don't mean that, I am sure?"
"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? what reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
Why should the Marquis de Cussy wage war on soup? I cannot understand a dinner without it. I hold soup to be the well beloved of the stomach.
Without humility there can be no humanity.
If she was going to live in Cow's Bowels, New York, she wanted the complete small town package. She wanted a Fourth of July parade, a country fair with an oxen pull and a pie-eating contest, and she wanted a little, homey mom-and-pop supermarket, run by Mr. Whipple himself.
I'm Bertie Byrd. I rent your house since you don't live here anymore." "Did you say Dirty Bird?" He laughed out loud. "Oh, that's a good one, Mr. Fortney. I never heard that one before. A real knee-slapper. Where's the key?
Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
My fatal flaw is hubris.
The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse.
What could be worse than hummus?
Nothing is more scandalous than a man that is proud of his humility.
What is home without Plumtree's Potted Meat? Incomplete.
Whistle a birdcall. The mockingjay cocks its head and whistles the call right back at me. Then, to my surprise, Pollux whistles a few notes of his own. The bird answers him immediately.
What are those humps on her chest?
Humility is often merely feigned submissiveness assumed in order to subject others, an artifice of pride which stoops to conquer, and although pride has a thousand ways of transforming itself it is never so well disguised and able to take people in as when masquerading as humility.
Humility is the embroidery of chiefs.
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
Toys to deftly pluck up like animal crackers and deposit safely into a crate decorated with friezes of bright circus trains carrying aardvarks, dodos, swift dromedaries, baby elephants, and plastic dinosaurs. A box of mixed metaphors.