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You okay?' Nate asked warily.
My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. 'I look like the Bride of Frankenstein with a massive hangover.'
'I'd be hungover too if I'd just had to fuck Frankenstein.
How in the ever loving fuck am I severely hung over and turned on at the same time? I didn't think that was possible.
Slept too long. And I don't much like the world I woke up to.
Frazzled and delirious, as I've just finished a new book of stories. I feel like Moses staggering down the mountainside with the tablets of stone.
She's drunk herself out of her senses,
You are dehydrated," I said. "The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It is the only way to do a man any good.
Breaking a fast feels like the exact opposite of a hangover.
very acutely conscious
The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.
Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.
If I felt any better I'd be unconscious.
Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks.
Awake. And alone with demons of my own.
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.
Beer or three. My nerves were still singing from the morning.
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk.
I'm in my usual state up here in the commentary box: high tension, heart beating like a trip hammer, whatever that is.
Drunk words are sober thoughts
How do you look when I'm sober?
How do you feel?" "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.
I'm hungrier than a kid on his third day of fat camp.
When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
It was Saturday late, have you seen my mates, can you tell me when the boys get here? Well, it's seven o'clock and I want to rock and get a belly full of beer.
She's as drunk as a skunk!
Taking a dump...blackout
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
Man I'm high off life. Fuck it, I'm WASTED
Bored .... nearly to death
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.
I was wide awake, and yet part of me was so glassed-off and numb I was practically in a coma.
(Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung
Indescribably delirious!
An unfinished feeling.
Down here in the pain, I don't have to know. I just note the question and move on. Answers are rare and come in their own time but hangovers are reliable and never in short supply.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
The kind of tired that sleep doesn't fix. Just tired of ... being.
Can I assume you're sober?"
"Nope, had two diet root beers.
SORIN
Last night I went to bed at ten and woke at nine this morning, feeling as if, from oversleep, my brain had stuck to my skull. [Laughing] And yet I accidentally dropped off to sleep again after dinner, and feel utterly done up at this moment. It is like a nightmare.
English teacher: Sam, form a sentence using the word aftermath. Sam: 'I always feel sleepy after math class.' ***
It is nearly two o'clock in the morning, and Tom Bolan is ass-over-head, military-grade, wearing-more-booze-than-he's-ingesting drunk.
Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.
I'm tired, it's raining, and I am not a waterlily.
dazed mind. Early morning rays highlighted the water stains shining through the slap-dash
after-meal sleepiness.
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was.
You can't be happy if you're hangry all the time.
In your defence, it's been a long day and you've had a lot to drink.
I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.
Another crazy day where you drink the night away and forget about everything.
For the last few hours I could feel myself growing less drunk and more hungover by slow degrees. I'd never been awake through the entire process before, and it was not pleasant.
Blood is pounding in my ears. Lingering smoke and tequila fill my nostrils as adrenaline courses through my veins. My lips curl into a smile. The only thing that would make this night more perfect is if I had killed some zombies.
Pregnant. You come to see me for one weekend, and here
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
Call went through much of the next day in a daze.
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.
Fuck going into work today. Do you have any alcohol?
Drink up cause everyone here is good tonight. Except the niggas that I came wit, they good for life
I have a lot on my plate. I'm not going to lie about it, I'm tired. I'm really tired but I'm also very happy with my life.
I'd rather be nauseous than tired, I think.
You're not sure because you're feeling pretty stiff and achy, and
Strange, but I actually wished I was hungover. Because when you're so busy thinking about how awful you feel you forget for a moment how awful you are. Because pain can be its own relief. Because throwing up is a super-effective way to stay a size 0.
I'm tired, but proud.
Half as sober as a judge.
discombobulated around
Too weary and dazed by unfinished sleep even to swear. There comes a degree of numbness in fatigue and exasperation which can be expressed only by a sullen silence.
Sleep is out ... tired is the new black.
Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
We're all a little tired.
was working the cold up
home from school!
My body, still too heavy with sleep to move...
Steam was rising weirdly from his clothes. His hangover was visible. It heaved itself to his shoulders and sat there like a bag of wet cement.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I'm exhausted from not talking.
I just had way too much energy for six A.M. Too much motivation. It was like the drunk side of my brain was trying to act distracting and entertaining, so the business side wouldn't realize it was being held hostage by a drunk. I
Drunk, if you like; so much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts; and Caderousse began to sing the two last lines of a song very popular at the time, -
Here ah am in the junky's limbo; too sick tae sleep, too tired tae stay awake. A twilight zone ay the senses where nothing's real except the crushing, omnipresent misery n pain in your mind n body.
If you woke up that's a reason to celebrate.
Being here all day, I was quite exhausted - I had to drink coffee before the match to stay awake
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
I am too tired, even to be happy.
I'm drunk but truthful.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
Joys season'd high, and tasting strong of guilt.
Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair
I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.
Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press.
I think better when I'm not sober
I am drunk with the beauty of life, I am at the verge of insanity. Every moment is a pearl of my life, so I have to enjoy every one of them.
Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.
I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.
I admit I get the occasional headache," I said. "I admit some of my hangovers are epic. But usually all it takes for me to bounce back is a sauna, cold-plunge pool, steam bath, massage, and wasabi to clear the sinuses".
Eyes wide and blank as the buttons on a first Communion coat.
An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.
IT WAS ONE of those midsummer Sundays when everyone sits around saying, I drank too much last night.
To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow.
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
You went to a party, did a keg stand, and got so drunk you forgot half the night. Congrats on this amazing milestone in your life." He squeezed my leg. "What are you gonna do next?"
"Uh, Disneyland?