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What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. -- John H. Johnson
The great thing about idiots is that they're idiots. -- Jason Sheehan
The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped -- Bob Sadino
I am not an idiot. It's just that sometimes there are things that I don't want to know. -- Alice Hoffman
How can I lose to such an idiot? -- Aron Nimzowitsch
Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. -- Markus Zusak
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. -- Dylan Moran
I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. -- Charles Barkley
What kind of an idiotic question is that? -- Stephenie Meyer
I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. -- Scott Lynch
Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right? -- Winston Churchill
The Greek word for idiot, literally translated, means one who does not participate in politics. That sums up my conviction on the subject. -- Gladys Pyle
Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot. -- Cary Middlecoff
Who is he?"
"An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society. -- Richelle Mead
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. -- Sherwood Smith
Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth. -- Barry Hughart
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. -- Elizabeth Banks
There's no point in arguing with an idiot - save for exposing their stupidity in their own words. -- Christina Engela
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care. -- Lindsey Vonn
I'm an idiot like you said, so whatever you say about me doesn't matter, but you know ... Don't you dare point a gun at your own brother! -- Kazue Kato
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. -- Johann Sebastian Bach
A fool is someone whose arrogance is only surpassed by his ignorance. -- Orrin Woodward
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. -- Groucho Marx
THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. -- Lawrence Summers
Don't argue with an idiot, he'll only beat you with experience. -- Steve Berry
The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. -- Andre Breton
By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. -- Gustave Flaubert
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. -- Bob Smith
Who has two thumbs and isn't an idiot? -- R.s. Penney
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry, -- Rio Ferdinand
No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. -- Stephenie Meyer
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid! -- Fakeer Ishavardas
A fool is someone who wants you to apologise for your intelligence
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The original Greek word "idiotes" referred to people who might have had a high IQ, but were so self-involved that they focused exclusively on their own life and were both ignorant of and uncaring about public concerns and the common good. -- Jim Hightower
Life's too short to spend time trying to explain the obvious to an idiot. -- Gloria Naylor
If we accept the Greek's definition of the idiot as an altogether private man, then we must conclude that many American citizens are now idiots. And I should not be surprised, although I don't know, if there were some such idiots even in Germany. -- C. Wright Mills
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. -- Robert Webb
Smart stupid. Stupid smart. -- Michael Grant
Deemed a fool is better than smartass. -- Toba Beta
I'm a fool.
At least i'm a self aware fool. -- Colleen Hoover
If I'm sitting around exulting over traffic data, I'm an idiot. -- Ezra Klein
Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate. -- Walter Dean Myers
Are you a terrorist? Or just an idiot? -- Wataru Watari
The 100% American is 99% idiot. -- George Bernard Shaw
I hit him with a board; of course he's got a concussion. Don't be an idiot. -- Kendare Blake
Oh, there's no use in talking to him,' said Alice desperately: 'he's perfectly idiotic!' And -- Lewis Carroll
SHUT UP IDIOT USUI! -- Hiro Fujiwara
A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses. -- Carlo M. Cipolla
Then tell me who Ronald McDonald is."
"Very soon I'll have to apologize for calling you an idiot again. -- Anthony Marra
Stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, -- Neil Gaiman
Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot? -- Cassandra Clare
Stupid is you can't learn, ignorant is you haven't learned yet. -- Chris Cleave
I never considered myself an idiot until this very moment,' I said, staring wide-eyed at Eden as we drifted towards it.
'Really?' said Millie, blinking heavily. 'But you've done so many idiotic things already. -- Catherine Doyle
A fool is someone who enjoys calling other people crazy before they check out their own insanity in the mirror ... first. -- Timothy Pina
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. -- George Carlin
Only a stupid does something for nothing. -- M.f. Moonzajer
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. -- Gordon Korman
Translation: I'm an idiot. -- Alyssa Day
He's an idiot for letting you walk away in that dress tonight. -- Kelly Stevenson
Smartass is a latent idiot. -- Toba Beta
fool does not delight in understanding, but only wants to show off his opinions. -- Anonymous
If you become a guy who always knows everything and explains it to others all the time, you just get called an idiot. -- Christian Grobmeier
Stupid f***ing white man. -- Jim Jarmusch
Totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool. -- Nelson Demille
You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena)
That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads. -- Quentin R. Bufogle
An optimist without realism is an idiot. -- Ben Tolosa
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession. -- Katharine Hepburn
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. -- Stanislaw Lem
Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS. -- Samuel L. Jackson
Stupid is the New Smart. -- Richie Norton
Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder. -- George V. Higgins
You charming idiot. -- Gregory Maguire
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. -- Adam Sandler
Damn, it feels great to hurt idiots. -- Richard Kadrey
I am a fool, but I know I'm a fool and that makes me smarter than you. -- Socrates
A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings. -- Ashok Kallarakkal
The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better. -- William, Saroyan
No one believes he is an idiot until the consequences of his actions prove it. Then hindsight rubs it in. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
Wake up, genius. -- Stephen King
Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more. -- Kelly Barson
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party. -- Franz Kafka
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot. -- David Weinberger
Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot. -- Peter Griffin
Abracadabra, moron. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
Irony. What a fucking bitch. -- Jennifer Estep
If you think that," said Bean, "you're an idiot." "Actually, I do think that, and I'm not an idiot. -- Orson Scott Card
Did I hear God call me an idiot? -- William Paul Young
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I -- Sharon M. Draper
If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror. -- Francois Rabelais
Even fools are right sometimes. -- Winston Churchill
Stupid people are dangerous. -- Suzanne Collins
The idiot that had designed the self-checkout lane was an idiot. -- Benjamin Wallace
Whoever is ignorant is vulgar. -- Miguel De Cervantes
Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple. -- Pete Seeger
Reversed stupidity is not intelligence -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
Stupid is as stupid does~ -- Winston Groom
