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In Jiu Jitsu an inch is a mile, and a second is an eternity. Use each wisely.
Aingeal, there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Because, I'm a guy, and we have to measure everything, I can assure you I am a humble ten inches or so, not twenty-four. Yes, I realize I'm on the large side, I also know while it may be a snug fit," his voice dropped to a wicked, suggestive growl, "every slow, thick inch WILL fit.
The nine inches right here; set it straight and you can beat anybody in the world.
Godzilla sized dick.
Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.
When God gives you an inch, don't take a mile.
She's Prim's size in diameter.
Another inch of your life, sacrificed for your brother, in the nick of time.
For the record, and those readers oblivious to metaphor, I would have avoided the subject entirely if my wife did not assure me I was of average size, an opinion as comforting as it is troublesome, because I know how much research she's done first hand. From the chapter, "Small Penis Rule".
Sliced off like a chicken neck and stuck with a hatpin. Reminded me of my husband." Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. "You talking about size? Was your man's part that big?" "Heck no," Grandma said. "His part was that dead.
Harley studied his erection, lightly running her fingers over the smooth skin. His cock jumped at her touch. It was a pretty penis, she had to say. Good length, pleasing circumference. Not too big, not too small ... the Goldilocks of cocks. Just right.
Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears.
Just measured my thing. It has grown one centimetre. I might be needing it soon.
Auguries of innocence
The emmet's inch and eagle's mile
Make lame philosophy to smile.
He who doubts from what he sees
Will ne'er believe, do what you please.
In his mind progress was always to be measured in inches, especially when you didn't have yards or even feet of success to show off.
If you want it, measure it. If you can't measure it, forget it.
Nothing less than 7 inches.
I can't take a dick-measuring contest."
...
"I know Meshack has a big one. And from what I've felt, Zulu is big. Both of your dicks are equally big.
I am not a Measurement
I'm supposed to be here taking measurements, but I haven't even brought a measuring tape. And it's not the apartment I need to measure -- it's the size of my balls.
My happiness is measured in Inches, 2, 4, 6, 8, ... I LOVE SHOES TOO MUCH ...
Hold him till we get there, comrade," said another, who then appeared to reconsider. "Hang on, how big is he?"
The dwarf examined David. "Not very big," he said. "Dwarf and a half. Dwarf and two-thirds at most.
Doesn't the seventeenth-century use of the measurement yard for penis strike you as a bit of an exaggeration, unless the yard then was not the yard now?
You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.
You can tell all that about me from your measuring tape?'
'Well, I use the metric system, It's the only way to get really exact numbers.
DONT CALL ME SMALL!!!!!!
My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch!
There shall come a day when all the women in the world will lie in the gutter screaming for cock,' he intoned. 'But not an inch shall they be given!'
'Am I to understand,' Knud Erik asked, 'that nobody wanted to screw you?
Ego gets you inches but it doesn't get you impact.
Whose foot is to be the measure to which ours are all to be cut or stretched?
Baby, you remind me of my big toe. Why? Because sooner or later I just know I'm ginna bang you on the table.
But I am a-eppisodin' and a-eppisodin' to a length and depth almost onprecedented and onheard of - and to resoom and go on.
If we take care of the inches, we will not have to worry about the miles.
Here, there is nothing my size. There's nobody around here to make himself the measure of everything, to praise or condemn others for their size
Something out there has a comm array that'll put a dot the size of your anus on us from over three AU away," Alex said. "Okay, wow, that's impressive. What is our anus-sized dot saying?" Holden asked.
Throw one more thing, Jimmy, and I'll shove my three-inch heel so far up your ass you'll need a surgical team to extract it.
The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.
It bears repeating that the human penis is the longest and thickest of any primate's - in both absolute and relative terms.
He had measured five feet four inches of pure gamecock.
Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.
The perfect size is happy" -Garvey
Obould stuck it in deep, and stuck it hard,
If I were two inches tall
I would sit on your shoulder all day
and nurture a relationship with your earlobe
my hands would be too small to effectively touch you
I would create empty space using the tip of my tongue
and feel afraid of every bone in my body
especially my sit bones
Until now, I've barely had the chance to register his size. I knew he was big, I even just watched him stroking it. But like this, from behind when he's taking it slow, making me feel every inch, I really know it.
He had a penis eight hundred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but practically all of it was in the fourth dimension.
How about Oversized Dickhead?"
He shrugged. "Didn't hear you complaining about my oversized - "
She shot to her feet, jostling the table. "Can I speak with you in private?"
"You need it right now?" He feigned exasperation. "We're in the middle of dinner, woman. You're insatiable.
Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.
I do not understand how you humans can walk in shoes that are that tall."
"Its my motto," said Isabelle, with a sultry smile. "Nothing less than seven inches.
How tight are you,Hellen?If I fuck you with my fingers,will you squeeze them tight?Show me what my cock aches to feel.
JUST so you know, I don't have a gargantuan penis.
Oh honestly, Whyborne, don't put up such a fuss. I swear, you men have your entire egos tied to the functioning of a few inches of flesh."
"More than a few," Griffin said with a smirk.
I buried my face in my hands and wished the mummy's curse were real and might strike me down immediately.
No one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.
It's not about size, it's a science.
While Hannah was busy positioning the laptop and shimmying out of her shorts and a thong, I pushed off my boxers and squirted lube into my palm. I glanced at my cock. It stood stiffly from me, nine thick, smooth inches for which I didn't thank God often enough.
An inch of gold can't buy an inch of time
And here's the good part: He got a tongue could measure twenty-one inches. Bet Mrs. Giraffe likes that one.
Give an inch, he'll take an ell.
Too big for a youth, too small for a grown man,
The further in you go, the bigger it gets.
Can I ask you something personal?
Six inches but I tell everyone eight.
He had a penis one inch in diameter and seven and a half inches long. During the past year, he had averaged twenty-two orgasms per month. This was far above the national average. His income and the value of his life insurance policies at maturity were also far above average.
Not so wide that a woman would feel as if she might fall in, and not so small it looked as if he'd just sucked a lemon like Ronald Trump's, or whatever his name was. All in all, Richard's lips looked just right.
One inch at a time, that was how her father had taught her. You can't do anything but worry about the few inches right in front of you.
Small as a pea. Wider than the sea. This is where you and I came to be.
Two dots an inch apart, as small and tidy as punctuation marks at the end of a sentence none of us could read. The sentence would have started somewhere just above her heart.
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
Just one more question, Pilgrim. How far up your ass do you want my boot?
Measure me while I live - after it will be too late.
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.
You don't deserve her," he growled, stepping closer to Dillon until their faces almost touched. "Not ... one ... fucking ... inch."
McHugh, Gail (2013-09-17). Collide: Book One in the Collide Series (p. 379). Atria Books. Kindle Edition.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
Round still, but that's fine.
Feeling good outside and in.
Maybe I'm not thin,
but skinny isn't perfect.
The perfect size is happy.
Now he was rock hard. He looked down and laughed. Shit, dude, your cock is bigger than your leg.
I measure meteors the size of planets when led to erection,
Size and strength didn't intimidate Herman. As he told me later, no matter how big they grow, balls and eyes stay soft and a tire tool has no friends.
And I understand you've got a few after-market add-ons - " "Keel-mounted rail gun," Alex said with a grin. " - that scream of overcompensating for tiny, tiny penises, but might prove useful. The
Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD!
I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one. An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. we must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.
Bite me, Goth princess," Shane called from the back. "Not literally or anything."
"Maybe you should say that to Michael."
"Not funny, Eve," Michael said.
Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. "Little bit," she said.
This is Mr. Round."
"SHORT Round.
I really wish I could confirm to him
that you do in fact have a penis. A very
big and pretty penis," Blaire whispered.
I winced.
"Please, just call it big.
Don't call it pretty. That hurts its
feelings.
Burgers the size of your fist.
You should put it on your business cards - Tom Paretski, the pocket-sized plumber. No job too small."
"Again with the height jokes. What do you have on yours? Phil Morrison, the muscle-bound moron?"
"Now, come on - that's poor effort. How about Private Dick - the biggest in the business?"
You bet your bindi that's how big I want it.
I measure every grief I meet with narrow, probing eyes - I wonder if it weighs like mine - or has an easier size.
It was October in Pennsylvania and on the first morning the ground was frosted. As I walked to breakfast, some guy yelled out, 'Thirteen inches in the Poconos.'
'Is that I porn film?' I asked.
All comedians have to use their physicality, so I use my size.
This world ain't about how how big you are, or how little. It's about how every little thing touches every other thing in creation.
The game's afoot, Watson, or quite possibly thirteen inches
Size doesn't matter, when Matter thinks big.
Live Life King Size!!
I am a stranger to half measures.
Inch by inch, it's a cinch.
Nothing is so small
that you cannot
cut it in half
Show me how big your brave is.
Length isn't as important as what you say and how you say it.
Fifty years from now I'll be just three inches of type in a record book.