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I'd discovered that when the most precious thing in your life could slip through
your fingers, investments, money, those
things suddenly meant absolutely jack.
Spencer Blackwell
Jack furiously chopped vegetables. Captain Dependable! Wait, we vetoed that one. The Divine Door Maker? Too much? Hmm ... Handsome Hero, but maybe I should move away from alliteration. Something sleek. Our Lord and Master Jack.
Oh words, what crimes are committed in your name?
~Jack or The Submission
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.
How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?
You're hammered, Jack!" Jenna yells back.
The male voice laughs. "Hammered Jack. Jack hammer. I'm a jackhammer."
"You're a jackass," she shouts
What the hell? Jack was over six feet tall and two hundred pounds with arms like a steel beam. He couldn't get away from that pasty-faced piece of painted pine straw? What a guy. I wanted to punch him in the mouth.
What the hell is a SpongeBob?
And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous. Jack has no such excuse.
I know what Jack looks like naked. The image has been burned into my brain all these years, haunting my dreams and fantasies, but he's all that I remembered and a bag of chips. The party size.
The jackal with one eye that looks back and one that regards the path you consider taking. In his jaws are pieces of the past he delivers to you, and when all of that time is fully discovered it will prove to have been already known.
Mind the gap, Jack
What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye
Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful.
My character Jack in the New York Spring Spectacular is a lot of fun. He's playful, he's full of life. He can make things come to life. He can make things happen.
Jack had been my best friend since we'd been in diapers,
I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.
Jack is somewhere in this city, right now.
The thought was like passing by a house where someone was grilling in the back yard. You could smell it, but it wasn't yours, and you couldn't just barge into their home and demand a burger, no matter how your mouth watered.
I love that boy Walker.
Jack, you never saw him before in your life.
OPERATION WAND-JACKING
They call me, The Sharkalator
I think that nonexistent mythological creature just broke some of your toes," Jack said.
Oh, shut up," said Charles
Jack seemed kind. He was craggy and athletic, with lines like parentheses around his mouth, as if everything he wanted to say was an afterthought.
I'm your genetic jackhammer!
The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays.
This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
People think, 'Jack, you do too much.'
What species is he?" "British
Her son upon his throne. When the lion falls the lesser beasts move in: the jackals and the
Find something that reminds you of Jack ... "
"Like what?"
"The two of you were lovey-dovey. Didn't he ever give you.. I don't know ... a heart shaped locket necklace?"
"No."
"A teddy? With a T-shirt that says I LOVE YOU BEARY MUCH?
I rolled my eyes. "No. He wasn't like that.
Morgan with big organ!
Fuck you, Jack Ching," David Emerson swore. He found the keys were still in the ignition, and turned them. "Yeah. It's jackalope season, motherfucker.
Australopithecus.
Tabaqui the Jackal must have bitten all these people, he said to himself,
The Wombat is a Joy, a Triumph, a Delight, a Madness!
Carter-headed chicken.
Do you know who I am, you sodding barn animal?" he hissed. The publican gurgled. "I'm Jack fucking Winter." Jack said, releasing him with a push that rattled clean glasses on the bar back.
I'm the handsome Butterboy," Jack announced. "I'm the queen's soul mate. I just don't know it yet because I'm emotionally immature. Sorry Connor.
Tough, and square-jawed, J.C. is a cold-blooded killer. Or so he claims. I think it means he likes to murder amphibians.
Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high
in need of a good spanking.
Good heavens, that sounded creepy.
mouth," says Jack, as sharp as a needle.
O Jamesy let me up out of this pooh
Something peculiar is happening to my head. I remember that my father was Barnaby, but I had another named Balaton. Unless that's a lake in Albania.
StocktontoMalone
Any time you throw pain at a Jackal without a clear present request, within a millisecond he'll jump in.
Hell...chickens,' Jack groused. It was the snickering that really woke me. And the sound of... Elder Jacobs.... muttering, 'Chickens?' 'Kill 'em... bastards,' Jack snorted.
Jack wasn't my type at all. I thought he was too young and too posh, and I told him that. Plus, I couldn't deal with his dodgy bowl-cut. But he wore me down.
Ginger is now called Jack, and utterly adored in a home of his very own. Blending
What is the male equivalent of Bimbo?
Call me Jack-the-Bear, for I am in a state of hibernation.
But homegirl don't know jack about hockey!
Chadwickius frenemus,
I said his name softly to myself. Lucky. Lucian Radcliffe. His name must come from the Latin lucianus, meaning light, and that's what he was, golden and bright.
I didn't care what Jack's name meant. Probably Jackass.
I do love you, Jack. You've been the only person in my life I've ever said that to. And you'll be the only person from here on I'll ever say it to.
Logan McCade. Paging Logan 'Pantyripper' McCade. Please return to your conference call.
Jack! "Where have you been,you miserable little creep?"
He raised his eyebrows,a look of mock hurt on his face."This is the thanks I get?"
"Give me that bat and I'll show you how grateful I am, coward!
Jack doesn't belong anymore to just a family. He belongs to the country.
Each Australian is a Ulysses.
More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows.
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
The television was on. Leslie Mitchell had been watching a program about how to cook lamb when Hungry Jack came in and started eating him.
A parcel of country boobies
I have named myself an unofficial ambassador for Australia and I have the biggest mouth on Earth.
hospital johnny.
I haven't been with anyone since my break-up with Jackass. Yes, Jackass is his name. Officially.
Oh, I don't talk about Jack and me. Some things are too good to share.
In every heart, there lives a Jack Kearns.
If you are a jackal, you will try to reassure. Jackals try to fix people in pain. They can't stand pain, but make matters worse by trying to get rid of it. Put on giraffe ears. Try to hear what they are feeling and needing.
Elephants can sense danger. They're able to detect an approaching tsunami or earthquake before it hits. Unfortunately, Jack did not have this talent. The day his life was turned completely upside down, he was caught unaware.
All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy.
I love you Jack.
A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets.
Jack, this is where we first met.
Second - the Golden Thread I. Five Years Later II. A Sight III. A Disappointment IV. Congratulatory V. The Jackal
Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in
My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself.
Oh, I don't care about Jack. I don't care for anybody in the whole world but you. I love you, Cecily. You will marry me, won't you?
You silly boy! Of course. Why, we have been engaged for the last three months.
For the last three months?
And I will not be beaten by that jackass."
"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
Derek Randall bats like an octopus with piles
Who is this pompous hobgoblin? His jaw had grown square, his belly had gone soft. He was parading like a dictator in jockey shorts and argyle socks.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
Who do I think Jack The Ripper was? Do you know, I've got no idea who Jack The Ripper was. No idea.
Watching copulating dung-beetles is exciting if you drink enough Red Bull, Jack.
The jackal rips out the hare's bowels, but the world rolls on.
I whispered across the bars to Jackaby as I rose, "Shall I tell them the truth?"
"Have you killed anyone?" he asked, quietly.
"No, of course not!"
"Then I can't imagine why you shouldn't.
I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack."
"The coffin?"
I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box.
My real name is Nils and Booboo is a childhood nickname. It's not two words or two capital B's, it's B-o-o-b-o-o.
You don't deserve Jack.
You don't deserve to sleep.
You don't deserve to live.
It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum.
I said, Well, looks like he's pretty ornery. I wonder where he gets it?
Jack just shrugged and kissed my cheek, and then whispered in my ear, He gets it from his mother.
My nickname is Dickie Jukebox.
So the Giant. Maybe Jack had no particular giant in mind; maybe it was just a giant-sized hole in his dreams and desires that the big-G Giant later came forward to fill.
What about: I got Jack and shit and Jack left town.
Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
Jack. He'd never give us a phone, or a window. "Ma takes my thumbs and squeezes them. "We are people in a book, and he wont let anybody else read it.
Son of a poodle.
He called himself Jack, a plain handshake of a name, a far cry from the Clive Staples he had been christened, and to be Jack was the hard work of a lifetime.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Comparing John to James is like comparing a racehorse to a jackass.
Keep calm and consult Jack,
You smell like honeysuckle. You likin' ole Jack now?"
"I never stopped liking you. Even when you were warding me away with the power of Catholicism.