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I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right. -- Mitch Hedberg
Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And maybe a little butter. It certainly couldn't hurt. And jam ... no, he drew the line at jam. She was a spy, after all. -- Julia Quinn
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. -- Charles Spurgeon
Once it's jam, it can't be strawberries anymore. -- Marilyn Wallace
nothing in the bag but a quart -- Celeste Ng
The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars. -- Paul Newman
Once my jars were labeled, I felt contentedly thrilled with myself, as if I had pulled off a wonderful trick. People feel this way when they bake bread or have babies, and although they are perfectly entitled to feel that way, in fact, nature does most of the work. -- Laurie Colwin
The world is plentiful with honey, but only the humble bee can collect it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest -- Diana Wynne Jones
Is this the seedman Jasher?" The commander indicated the charred remains.
"It's his identical twin."
"We know he traveled with you until recently. Where is his amar?"
"I ate it."
"This is a foolish time for flippancy."
"I panicked. It tasted horrible. Do you have any mouthwash? -- Brandon Mull
I want the words you hold in your hand, lamplight in a jar. -- Alice Hoffman
I noticed Stucks was wearing - maybe ironically, possibly not - a T-shirt that read Save Gas, Fart in a Jar. -- Gillian Flynn
...bottle green Jaguar. -- Cathleen Schine
ORANGE MARMALADE', -- Lewis Carroll
I had been so mad at him when I left, I'd given them back. All except for the one that stuck to the bottom of the jar.
He smiled. "They're at home, waiting."
"For what?"
His eyes glittered. "That, I cannot say. -- Kiera Cass
I don't think Kitchen makes this. What's it called again?"
"Jell-O Surprise." Link grinned.
"What's the surprise?" Ridley examined the red gelatin more closely.
"What they put in it. -- Kami Garcia
It was a wine jar when the molding began: as the wheel runs round why does it turn out a water pitcher? -- Horace
We kept a jarful of keys
on a forgotten shelf
in the house.
What doors they opened,
or what they kept forever locked,
before they came by accident
or chance into our little jar,
we never learned. -- Merlie M. Alunan
Jam! I love my jam. I've just had a batch of it come through, I've been making it. -- Kate Moss
Jimmy: You'll end up like one of those chocolate merengues my wife is so fond of [Alison starts banging jars] ... sweet and sticky on the outside, and sink your teeth in it [savouring every word]-inside, all white, messy and disgusting. [offering teapot sweetly to Helena] Milk? -- John Osborne
Back pocket Richie took a flattened can which had once held Del Monte pineapple chunks. There was a ragged hole about two inches in diameter through -- Stephen King
When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE -- A.r. Arias
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel."
"Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick. -- J.d. Robb
Fruit free of any bruises, not yet broken open, / With flesh so firm and smooth, it cried out to be eaten! -- Charles Baudelaire
What wine goes with Captain Crunch? -- George Carlin
Some of the jam we thought was for tomorrow, we've already eaten -- Tony Benn
The word on the jar was RELISH. And he was glad he had decided to live. -- Ray Bradbury
Where is the best place to hide a penny? It is in a jar of pennies. -- Richard Paul Evans
I am a grateful ... grapefruit. -- Bjork
Cranberry Catsup -- Dick Logue
I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve! -- Brian Regan
Late season fruits.
The blood orange has its admirer, who suck it smugly. Cooks stalk it; they'd like to put it in some tartare sauce. However, some, like me, turn their noses up. In silence they mould bits of bread into balls, delighting in their work, then chuck them in God's face. -- Claude Cahun
It's Helena Handbasket. -- T.j. Klune
You need a seed-key to open doors of your fruit results. -- Ikechukwu Joseph
You can label jam, you can't label man -- Benny Bellamacina
Inside this clay jug there are canyons and pine mountains,
and the maker of canyons and mountains!
All seven oceans are inside, and hundreds of millions of stars. -- Kabir
The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings. -- George Herbert
What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only 3% of them actually bought a jar of jam whereas of the people who stopped when there were 6 different flavors of jam 30% of them actually bought a jar of jam. -- Sheena Iyengar
He darted a guilty look toward his dad. "Will you - get me a bottle of spicy?"
My eyes jerked to his.
"Maybe some barbecue sauce?"
I closed my mouth before a bug flew into it. "Sure." I did not believe this. I was pimping ketchup to the son of the FIB's captain. -- Kim Harrison
pickle juice on a cookie. -- Julie Sternberg
To begin with the wine jar in learning the potter's art. -- Plato
It was a fruit we had never seen before, larger than an apple, about the size of a grapefruit. It was round and yellow like the leaves of a neglected book. -- Mai Al-Nakib
the silver pepper of the stars. -- F Scott Fitzgerald
But bees that hae honey in their mouths hae stings in their tails, aye?' He -- Diana Gabaldon
I scoop a clattering cascade of green apple Jelly Bellys into the white paper bag and remember when we were seven. I got stung by a jellyfish. Tim cried because his mother, and mine, wouldn't let him pee on my leg, which he'd heard was an antidote to the sting. -- Huntley Fitzpatrick
It was a belt canteen of flexible synthetic divided into half-litre pockets. The weight was taken by shoulder straps and a tube ran up the left suspender, ending in a nipple near his mouth, so that he might drink without taking it off. -- Robert A. Heinlein
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. -- William Shakespeare
bottle of boxed wine -- Mariana Zapata
The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade. -- Barry Davies
And looking at one single label on a jar, he felt himself gone round the calendar to the private day this summer when he had looked at the circling world and found himself at its center.
The word on the jar was RELISH.
And he was glad that he had decided to live. -- Ray Bradbury
Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey. -- Jim Cummings
For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry ... although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself. -- J.k. Rowling
The Honey is sweet, but the Bee has a Sting. -- Benjamin Franklin
whose dark eyes narrowed to lightless almonds, -- Charlie N. Holmberg
In her bottled up is a woman peppery as curry,
a yam of a woman of butter and brass, -- Marge Piercy
Figs that drip with honey, sugar blown into curls and flowers. -- Erin Morgenstern
Moominpappa was busy on the verandah, making punch in a barrel. He put in almonds and raisins, lotus juice, ginger, sugar and nutmeg flowers, one or two lemons, and a couple of pints of strawberry liqueur to make it specially good. -- Tove Jansson
Sweet pulp and sour skin -
Or was it sweet outside, and sour within? -- Tony Harrison
A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude.
-Clary, pg.243- -- Cassandra Clare
As I move along the line, other food items are plunked onto my tray: a small salad of iceberg lettuce and bacos, a slice of white bread with a pat of Hotel Holiday butter and blob of red Jell-O with fruit cocktail trapped inside. Instantly, I feel compassion for the trapped fruit. -- Augusten Burroughs
croton oil on the string beans and stirred it in. She went to her room and -- John Steinbeck
Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard. -- Mason Cooley
But he did, oh, bless you, yes, hundreds of times, and so did Meg, both declaring that it was the sweetest jelly they ever made; for family peace was preserved in that little family jar. -- Louisa May Alcott
It was the month of May and there was warm sunshine dripping through the holes between the clouds, like the sky was a broken blue bowl and a child was trying to keep honey in it. -- Chris Cleave
Aint nuttin' but a peanut. -- Ronnie Coleman
Was to filter hair tonic through bread and then mix it with grape juice. Like virtually every other drink devised in the Pacific, it was known as Jungle Juice. -- Stephen E. Ambrose
Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle. -- Stephenie Meyer
Less frightening, but no less disgusting, is the Iranian taste for jam made out of carrots. -- Paul Theroux
John wore clothes made of hair from camels. He had a leather belt around him. His food was locusts and wild honey. 7 -- Anonymous
I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. -- Barbara "Cutie" Cooper
My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it! -- Monica Dinatale
The bee enclosed and through the amber shown Seems buried in the juice which was his own. -- Francis Bacon
Bee not a Baker, if your head be of butter. -- George Herbert
Seeds pour out oil when pressed.
Grapes pour out wine when squeezed.
Herbs pour out medicine when pounded.
Flowers pour out perfume when crushed.
The gifted pour out excellence when tested. -- Matshona Dhliwayo
"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly."
"really?" said Sarge. "what flavor? -- John Connolly
was like a crystal bowl filled with warm kettle corn. But when you lifted it up and checked the bottom, you could see a layer of burnt, unpopped kernels. The kind that makes you flinch from the unexpected bitter taste. The kind that may cause you to chip a tooth. -- Jennifer Coburn
Japanese chase-away juice." And -- Amy Tan
Sour cream! He had tasted it once and liked to puke. -- Stephen King
Martin Silenus sniffed a jar, found a knife on the sandwich plate, and added great dollops of horseradish to his sandwich. His eyes sparkled with tears as he ate. -- Dan Simmons
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. -- A.a. Milne
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. -- Harlan Miller
The Pudding of Obligation. (Placed upon the Doily of Resentment.) -- Theo Ellsworth
My bees cannot sting." "You mean they haven't stung anyone yet." "Is there a difference?" "What do you do with the honey?" "What honey?" "From the bees." U Ba looked at me. "I wouldn't touch it. It belongs to the bees. -- Jan-Philipp Sendker
The butter from Dorothy's' crumpet
Dripped into the bell of her trumpet.
Sweet young Edgar, eating Jell-O,
Dropped a spoonful onto is cello. -- Angelica Banks
They own a shop of exotic jam. -- Gina Marinello-Sweeney
Beulah, peel me a grape -- Mae West
A pitcher is worth a thousand worts. -- Hannah Hart
I'm like a bottle of milk with gloves. -- Jim Watt
Is that a type of food -- Miles J. Unger
a bag of wet farts. But -- Pierce Brown
The whole world is like an opened candy jar, and we're plunging in for the best treats -- Vicki Alayne Bradley
...she's the jammiest bit of jam, isn't she -- Marissa Meyer
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions". -- Tim Vine
Pass the raspberry jam, please." "It's called jelly in the States." Zander handed over the tiny jar of compote. -- Karina Bliss
Drink from the presence of saints, not from those other jars. -- Rumi
Do you even know what a salad is?"
"Sure," Jordan said, smiling. "It's that stuff they invented a sneeze-guard for. -- Jodi Picoult
There is ripe fruit over your head. -- Henry David Thoreau
Her assignment had been to write a simple Sumerian code for preserving a jar of pickled eggs. (To the programming-inclined reader, this is the magical equivalent of "HELLO WORLD.") -- Sorin Suciu
Why was it that jam always coated me so? -- Catherine Gilbert Murdock
A token of the boy with the bread. A -- Suzanne Collins
