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When Jeb Bush came on the shows and couldn't answer questions about Iraq, and when he looked like he was unsteady, it absolutely solidified the concerns that they had had all along about his skills. -- Amy Walter
Yesterday during a speech on national security, Jeb Bush mispronounced Boko Haram and got confused between Iran and Iraq. When reached for comment, his brother George W. said, 'He sure sounds presidentiary to me.' -- Conan O'brien
Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted. -- Michael R. Burch
Jeb suddenly looked right at me, and something in those flinty eyes made me want to back away, snarling. "You don't mind, do you girl?"
"Not at all," I replied, staring him down, "if you ask me nicely! -- Julie Kagawa
The insane little dwarf, Bush. -- Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
The rules have changed so dramatically.They are not the Jeb Bush rules of the 90s, they are the reality television rules of this decade and he was not suited for it. -- Chuck Todd
If you look at [Donald] Trump's attacks on Jeb Bush, they've been pretty devastating. -- Sean Hannity
It's important that he accepts my love for Jeb. I'll have to tell Jeb the same thing about Morpheus before I'm gone. I will not leave them with lies hanging between us. "I love you both." -- A.g. Howard
Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win. -- Conan O'brien
Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.' -- David Letterman
[ Marco Rubio] overly ambitious, too young, and I have better hair than he does. -- Jeb Bush
You feel it too, don't you?" "Feel?" "The heat between us," he clarified, and grinned as she shook her head unconvincingly. "I-I can't get involved," she said brokenly. "Why?" "It's my business, Jeb." "I'll make it mine. -- Lietha Wards
Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush's birth certificate. -- Jimmy Fallon
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra. -- David Letterman
Oh!' cried Neb, 'suppose it's jam!'
'I hope not,' replied the reporter. -- Jules Verne
Tens of millions of dollars spent, all meant to get Jeb Bush elected president. He currently is polling on average at around 5%. -- Chris Hayes
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! -- Diablo Cody
Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.-max -- James Patterson
Did he touch you? Hurt you?" Jeb whispers in the silence.
"No. He was a gentleman."
Jeb frowns. "You mean a gentleroach . -- A.g. Howard
Jeb: I wish I could explain what I'd give just to see you smile again.
Max (thinking): How about your head on a stick? -- James Patterson
I met Jeb Bush in 1971 in my hometown in Mexico. We dated for three years back and forth. Then, after three years, he proposed to me. -- Columba Bush
Jim Gilmore was the only GOP candidate not invited to the Republican debates tonight, but I saw that he actually planned to live-tweet it. When he heard that, Jeb Bush was like 'Can I do that? I don't want to be here!' -- Jimmy Fallon
He's my itty-bitty bush growing out of the cliff that I cling to. -- Rick Yancey
Bush the father did well in placing his sons as governors and did not forget to pass on the expertise in fraud from the leaders of the region to Florida to use it in critical moments. -- Osama Bin Laden
South Carolina put George H.W. Bush into the White House, But George W. Bush into the White House and sent Jeb Bush back to Miami. -- Chuck Todd
I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now. -- Larry Hagman
Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%? -- Jack Barakat
Leadership is about making decisions with the information you have, not the information people will have 12 years later, i kind of feel sorry for my friend Jeb Bush. -- Mike Huckabee
Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat - like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese. -- James Patterson
Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?"
Which was a ten on the "imbecilic question" scale of one to ten.
Why, I feel fine, Jeb," I said brightly. "How about you?"
Any nausea? Headache?"
Yep. And it's standing here talking to me. -- James Patterson
Unfortunately, Governor Bush is a Pat Robertson Republican who will lose to Al Gore. -- John Mccain
I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt. -- James Patterson
In a recent interview, Jeb Bush revealed that his brother George gave him the nickname 'tortoise' because he's making slow, steady progress. Though I think the bigger story here is that compared to George, Jeb is the slow one. -- Jimmy Fallon
Jeb Bush was supposed to be the establishment candidate, but he didn't catch on. And the extraordinary thing about this Republican primary is that the establishment, moderate wing of the party has sidelined itself. They're not coalescing around one candidate as they have in the past. -- Mara Liasson
Did I tell you Jeb threatened to turn Bret into a smashed pumpkin if I don't get home by midnight? Taking a sweet fairy tale like "Cinderella" and twisting it into a death threat. That's seriously warped. -- A.g. Howard
On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off. -- Craig Kilborn
I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib. -- Paul Johnson
Florida is not going to vote for a con artist like Donald Trump. -- Marco Rubio
A big part of the Republican 2016 race is now basically a bunch of establishment Republicans going after each other. Jeb Bush going after Marco Rubio, and the governors, Chris Christie going after Marco Rubio. Rubio firing back, John Kasich going after Jeb Bush. -- Melissa Harris-Perry
Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, sort of the three big hitters on the Republican side. -- Steve Kornacki
I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair. -- Jay Leno
I think the people of Florida are fed up. I don't think Marco Rubio can - I mean, I may be wrong, but I don't think he can be elected dogcatcher in Florida. -- Donald Trump
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. -- Margot Kidder
Melanie: well, tell him
wanda: what will happen then?
melanie: you know what will happen. kyle broke the rules. jeb will shoot him, or they'll kick him ou. meybe ian will beat the snot out of him first.that would be fun to watch. -- Stephenie Meyer
Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole, You too old to understand tha way tha game is told. -- Tupac Shakur
Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. -- Jay Leno
It sounds to me like you're making excuses," Jeb said quietly. "You're trying to convince yourself, and you're using me to listen to yourself talk. -- Nicholas Sparks
There's a lot of work to be done if you're going to run for president or if you're going to run for re-election in a state as big as Florida. -- Marco Rubio
Here's a guy [Marco Rubio] - here's a guy that buys a house for $179,000, he sells it to a lobbyist who's probably here for $380,000 and then legislation is passed. You tell me about this guy. This is what we're going to have as president. -- Donald Trump
Now I wonder who is gonna be president: Tweedle Dumb, or Tweedle Dumber
And who is gonna have the big block buster box office this summer. -- Ani Difranco
I'm not blaming George Bush. But I don't want Jeb Bush to say my brother kept us safe because September 11 was one of the worst days in the history of this country. -- Donald Trump
I love J. F. K. My mother had been a worker on his campaign and adored him. -- Tim Matheson
Of the fellows least likely to be president, you'd have to vote Jack No. 1. -- George Smathers
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! -- Sam Kinison
President Bush, have a hot dog with me. -- Stephen Colbert
We instead of you and me. That's jeong. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Rick Perry I have a great fondness for. And what Rick Perry has, like Jeb Bush has, it will be interesting to compare their two records as governor, very close, great economic development, low taxes, all the things we want domestically out of a president. -- Rudy Giuliani
I know what you mean, jellybean. -- Stephen King
John. I would ask you what you are doing, but I fear you would actually tell me. -- David Wong
What the hell is a SpongeBob? -- Madeleine Urban
I think the country has had enough Bushes. -- Barbara Bush
I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right. -- Mitch Hedberg
[Marco Rubio] you're a lousy businessman. -- Donald Trump
Mike Dukakis, you know, he can't get a job mowing lawns. -- Mitt Romney
New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut. -- Craig Kilborn
[Marco Rubio] a total non-show senator. I mean, he was elected - he defrauded the people of Florida. He was elected to be a senator. He was elected to go and vote on important matters, and he's all over the country. He's not voting. I mean, he's not voting. -- Donald Trump
John-who-wasn't-gonna-get-none -- J.r. Ward
I have decided that I will test my ability ... in the fires of the primaries and not just in the smoke-filled rooms of Miami Beach. -- Theodore H. White
So here we are, just two months away from the election, with more and more examples that modern day Jim Crowe laws are alive and well in the state of Florida. -- Corrine Brown
Mr. Bush is an illegitimate President. In Florida, his brother Jeb deleted many black voters from the electoral registers. So this President is the result of a fraud. -- Hugo Chavez
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
[Shrub Flubs His Dub, The Nation, June 18, 2001] -- Molly Ivins
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! -- Gemma Halliday
Since my initials are J. U., people called me Ju. Or Jujube, like the candy. -- Jenna Ushkowitz
Oddly, a search for 'jeggings' in my email inbox shows that my first exposure to the phenomenon came from - wait for it - Mike Allen of 'Politico,' who helpfully explained the concept on December 20, 2009. -- Rachel Sklar
Jehowah-Jireh is my provider, redeemer and defender. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well. -- George W. Bush
Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush". -- Jay Leno
Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? -- Kathy Reichs
I'm here helping Doug Forrester become the next governor of New Jersey. -- George Pataki
JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances ... the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. -- Ambrose Bierce
I'm not going sell out on the people of state of Florida. -- Kendrick Meek
President Obama is now losing to 'Republican Nominee' in polls - no name needed. -- Jon Meacham
Jiqian, a member of the ruling Toba clan, -- Thomas J. Craughwell
A major announcement. Events are moving fast in my campaign, and yes, it's true that this morning I've dismissed my entire team of senior advisers. All of their positions will now be held by a man named 'Joe the Plumber.' -- John Mccain
After a battle royale debate, the fight between [Marco]Rubio and [Donald]Trump gets ugly. -- Chris Hayes
I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint. -- Stephen Colbert
[Marco] Rubio, I've never seen a young guy sweat that much. I've never seen - he's drinking water, water, water, I never saw anything like this with him and the water. -- Donald Trump
The people in Florida think that Marco Rubio's literally defrauded them because you look at what he does. He never goes and votes. He's never over there. -- Donald Trump
Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 16th Republican to announce that he is running for president. During his speech he referred to Jesus Christ, which is ironic because so did Americans when they heard another Republican was running for president. -- Jimmy Fallon
He had our Jessa, and blood would rain across the world until we got her back. -- Jaymin Eve
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! -- April Henry
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup? -- Mort Sahl
I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida. -- George W. Bush
I love Jere more than anybody. He's my brother, my family. I hate myself for doing this. But when I see you two together, I hate him too." His voice broke.
"Don't marry him. Don't be with him. Be with me. -- Jenny Han
Bush, it will go down in history, it's unbelievable that guy was president. Unbelievable. I'm sure, I'm 100 percent sure, in one hundred years, in one thousand years if society's still standing, they're going to say, "That guy was president? Like, what?" I know that to be a fact. RORY -- Chris Smith
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. -- Bill Cosby
I'm blessed to represent Florida in the United States Senate. -- Marco Rubio
The bastard - no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or The Shithead. -- Julie James
Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in -- Craig Johnson
Beguiled by George S. Bush's easy smile and casual indifference to the details, we are on the brink of electing him to office. This isn't choosing a president, it's casting the lead in a sitcom about the presidency. -- Roger Ebert
