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Jumpin' Jehosafats, I think I just creamed my pants,"
Annette whispered, staring at Luke. Luke's eyes locked on me. He lifted his hand and crooked his finger.
"I was wrong about before. Now, I've definitely creamed my pants," Annette breathed. -- Kristen Ashley
All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. -- Agatha Christie
misbegotten cockwaffle. -- Kevin Hearne
Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O. -- Mojo Nixon
Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; but now I know it. -- Bette Davis
Sometimes I get so sad that it jest sounds good. -- Abbi Glines
A lot of truth is said in jest. -- Eminem
Ya writin' a book? Hey great. Need some help? Want some of my quips? Hey, we could do it together. We'd quip 'em to death. Give 'em quiplash hee hee hee. -- Ken Dryden
I don't think Kitchen makes this. What's it called again?"
"Jell-O Surprise." Link grinned.
"What's the surprise?" Ridley examined the red gelatin more closely.
"What they put in it. -- Kami Garcia
We instead of you and me. That's jeong. -- Maggie Stiefvater
The mockery of it! he said gaily -- James Joyce
Wooster: Wait a second; this white mess jacket is brand new.
Jeeves: I assumed it had got into your wardrobe by mistake, sir, or else it had been placed there by your enemies. -- P.g. Wodehouse
Jesper Llewellyn Fahey, that is enough!" Colm roared. (...)
Inej cocked her head to one side. "Jesper Llewellyn Fahey?"
"Shut up," said Jesper. "It's a family name."
Inej made a solemn bow. "Whatever you say, Llewellyn. -- Leigh Bardugo
Wiv difficulty 'an injinuity. Jest bein' smart, like. -- Jennifer Worth
In jest, there is truth. -- William Shakespeare
Of all the grief's that harass the distressed; sure the most bitter is a scornful jest. -- Samuel Johnson
Infinite Jest is an endurance contest. You manage to get through it and you have no choice but to say you like it. Otherwise, you have to deal with the fact that you just wasted weeks of your life, -- Gabrielle Zevin
Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's -- Erin Hunter
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass. -- Ambrose Bierce
Those who can least bear a jest upon themselves, will be most diverted with one passed on others. -- Samuel Richardson
Jehowah-Jireh is my provider, redeemer and defender. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
Every thing in this world, said my father, is big with jest,
and has wit in it, and instruction too,
if we can but find it out. -- Laurence Sterne
It's as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is always there at the end, waiting. -- John Grisham
And as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. -- Lewis Carroll
People used to ask me how I got my jollies, and I guess I'm happy when what I'm doing is helping people and unhappy when what I'm doing isn't helping people. -- Chuck Feeney
Badger: The cuss you are.
Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? -- Roald Dahl
I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right. -- Mitch Hedberg
He grinned. "Busted. I'm a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless - and shockingly handsome - alter ego."
"And I'm on top of it," she announced with witty triumph.
"Is that a Freudian slip?"
His bluntness caught her off guard. A self-conscious blush rose in her face. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth. -- Leonard Barnes
Here's to Mulberry Jane
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
Now jelly rolls in the street. -- Lou Reed
And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! He chortled in his joy. -- Lewis Carroll
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother. Thank you for my laughter. Thank you for my friend. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
No better than Bellyfluff, Sillystuff, or Starchyruff; -- Markus Heitz
I'm sayng people can be real creative when it comes to ducking resposibility"
Mr Fox, talking about Mr Jeckyl & Mr Hyde -- Matt Ruff
This is no jest, but life and death, perhaps more. -- Bram Stoker
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? -- Jim Butcher
Hurley, hurley, round the table,
Eat as muckle as ye're able.
Eat muckle, pooch nane,
Hurley, hurley, Amen. -- Diana Gabaldon
Like many people who feel themselves to be insignificant, even laughable, Quirrell had a latent desire to make the world sit up and notice him. Quirrell -- J.k. Rowling
If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack,
You may get a bland smile from these sages;
But should it, by chance, be imported from France,
Half-a-crown is stopped out of your wages! -- W.s. Gilbert
Koekebakker, I feel so strange inside.' 'Well you certainly smell like jenever,' I said. 'No,' Japi said, ' it's not the jenever. I think my soul is too big. -- Nescio
A moment later the scowling face of Admiral Jellico appeared on the screen. He looked as ill-humored as ever. Privately, Calhoun felt that somebody should send an away team into Jellico's ass, to determine just what had crawled up there and died years ago. -- Peter David
Jody said, "Ma, you're shore good."
"Oh, yes. When it's rations."
"Well, I'd a heap ruther you was good about rations and mean about other things."
"Oh, I be mean, be I?"
"Only about jest a very few things," he soothed her. -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
Quip fast, die young. -- Cassandra Clare
Firestar: Okay, Jayfeather, what does mallow look like?
Jayfeather: I don't know, do I? I've never seen it. -- Erin Hunter
I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That -- Julie Ann Walker
Many a truth is told in jest. -- Jonathan Swift
Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a good jest.'
'You are dreadfully rude,' I said to him.
He sighed. 'That wasn't the slightest bit funny. -- Danielle L. Jensen
The jackdaw, stript of her stolen colours, provokes our laughter. -- Horace
This world is a vaporous jest at best, Tossed off by the gods in laughter, And a cruel attempt at wit were it, If nothing better came after. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
There is no fruit so sweet as the one you cannot taste, eh, my young friend? Eh? Eh?" He waggled his eyebrows in what Jezal felt was a most unsavoury fashion. "I -- Joe Abercrombie
The hapless wit has his labors always to begin, the call for novelty is never satisfied, and one jest only raises expectation of another. -- Samuel Johnson
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! -- Diablo Cody
Think about the fool who by his virtue can be found in a most unusual situation playing jester to the clown. -- Gordon Lightfoot
Tough, and square-jawed, J.C. is a cold-blooded killer. Or so he claims. I think it means he likes to murder amphibians. -- Brandon Sanderson
Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man. -- Gena Showalter
This is Ahab, that's Jezebel," said Evie, who was one of those who name animals after the less successful characters of Old Testament history. -- E. M. Forster
Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou. -- Anthony Burgess
My little Jasnah, insufferable and wonderful. -- Brandon Sanderson
out vile jelly! where is thy lustre now -- William Shakespeare
There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror. -- Stephen King
Humor is the ovum of dissent, and the Juche should fear it. -- David Mitchell
I know what you mean, jellybean. -- Stephen King
His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it. -- William Shakespeare
Do the initials J.K. mean anything to you? -- B.c. Chase
With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the son of a courtesan; it may be so, but I have the heart of a King. I live free, I enjoy myself, I can call myself happy. -- Pietro Aretino
All of us have schnozzles ... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us. -- Jimmy Durante
The Box, shuck-face, the Box! -- James Dashner
Quack: A boastful pretender to arts which he does not understand. A vain boastful pretender to physick; An artful, tricking practitioner in physick. -- Samuel Johnson
O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple. -- William Shakespeare
Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself. -- Pseudonymous Bosch
What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox. -- John Green
Writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses. -- P.g. Wodehouse
grovelling, mole-eyed blockhead -- Charlotte Bronte
Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed. -- Melissa Nathan
Crave, v.: Nothing makes me feel as welcome in the world as the sound of you laughing at a joke I've made. -- David Levithan
My j<>ong>oong>b is m<>ong>oong>stly t<>ong>oong> entertain and be funny. -- Rosie O'donnell
To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest. -- Javan
I have to laugh at myself. -- Anthony Kiedis
People need the court jester, so I keep that smile on and keep going out there to do what I do. -- Richard Simmons
My nerves did a jitter dance, -- Jazz Feylynn
Leave jesting whiles it pleaseth, lest it turne to earnest. -- George Herbert
This man is like the sex version of Jekyll and Hyde. -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
Firestar: Okay, Jayfeather, what does mallow look like?br>Jayfeather: I don't know, do I? I've never seen it. -- Erin Hunter
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? -- Joe Pesci
Jezebel the nun, who violently knits ... -- Bob Dylan
Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them. -- Johann Kaspar Lavater
Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack." -- Kate Angell
Jeeves, Mr Little is in love with that female."
"So I gathered, sir. She was slapping him in the passage."
I clutched my brow.
"Slapping him?"
"Yes, sir. Roguishly. -- P.g. Wodehouse
The spirit, Sir, is one of mockery. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
For the murder of Jest, the court joker of Hearts, I sentence this man to death.'
She spoke without feeling, unburdened by love or dreams or the pain of a broken heart. It was a new day in Hearts, and she was the Queen.
'Off with his head -- Marissa Meyer
...giggling disconnected from humor. -- Joe Mcginniss
We all know gifs are pronounced "jifs," right? Their creator says so, damn it! -- Bill Walsh
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. -- Steven Wright
This is Kester Baleen and Ajex Cristo,' Jared introduced. 'One born without common sense and another with too much intelligence.'
'Yeah, and what about you Dernell?' Kester retorted back. 'Born with a dry sense of humour. -- Deepika Kumaaraguru
DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME, JEZEBEL! DON'T YOU DARE! Or I'll follow you to the next world and KILL you. -- L.j.smith
I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey. -- Demetri Martin
The Irish always jest even though they jest with tears. -- Katharine Tynan
The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils. And yet it behooves us not to judge the unlettered too harshly. We must stay the impulse to write CHUCKLEHEAD above their doors and carve DOLT upon their tombstones. -- James K. Morrow
