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[The entire text of Infinite Jest.] -- David Foster Wallace
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Professor Branestawm -- Norman Hunter
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He is the organiser of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in [London]. He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order. Sherlock Holmes in 'The Final Problem -- Anonymous
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When I think of Sherlock Holmes, I think of a guy who can wander into the confusion of life and sort of pluck out answers at will. -- Graham Moore
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There was an omnivorous intellect that won him the family sobriquet of Walking Encyclopedia. -- Eric Liu
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Marshall Jevons is the pioneer for integrating economics and detective fiction, and The Mystery of the Invisible Hand is another fine effort in this genre. -- Tyler Cowen
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Mr. Jabez Wilson laughed heavily. "Well, I never!" said he. "I thought at first that you had done something clever, but I see that there was nothing in it, after all." "I begin to think, Watson," said Holmes, "that I make a mistake in explaining. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
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I am no longer a Silent Brother," he said. "Only an ordinary man. My name is James, James Carstairs. But everyone calls me Jem. -- Cassandra Clare
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Siri!" James screamed at his phone. "Oh my god, Siri, call a damn ambulance!" An icon spun in the middle of the screen as it accessed the internet. "Displaying search results for 'cauliflower ambulance'. -- Mikey Neumann
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Bosh. I find a rival - but no, I won't flatter myself that Tecumseh Fox would consider himself a rival of Dol Bonner - I find an eminent detective in your apartment, and that alone is enough, without adding that he is concealed in your bedroom while I am discussing my business with you ... -- Rex Stout
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First words on the first telephone - "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you." -- Alexander Graham Bell
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Since my initials are J. U., people called me Ju. Or Jujube, like the candy. -- Jenna Ushkowitz
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Mr. Jesmond made a peculiar noise rather like a hen who has decided to lay an egg and then thought better of it. -- Agatha Christie
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Sherlock: If the occasional pile of clutter offends you, by all means move it.
John: Last time I tried that I was bitten by a large spider you appeared to be using as a bookmark. -- Guy Adams
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He [Professor Moriarty] is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organizer of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city. He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
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Johannes Cabal would kill me for saying this, but he's my favorite Zeppelin-hopping detective. The fellow has got all the charm of Bond and the smarts of Holmes
without the pesky morality. -- Daniel H. Wilson
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O God!' I screamed, and 'O God!' again and again; for there before my eyes
pale and shaken, and half fainting, and groping before him with his hands, like a man restored from death
there stood Henry Jekyll! -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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Before leaving school I consorted with The Oracle: Google. -- Jandy Nelson
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Tough, and square-jawed, J.C. is a cold-blooded killer. Or so he claims. I think it means he likes to murder amphibians. -- Brandon Sanderson
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We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity. -- P.g. Wodehouse
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What the heck kind of name was Sir? -- Cherise Sinclair
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hospital johnny. -- Mary Catherine Gebhard
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Detective work is neither a happy nor a satisfying business, Miss Rook," said Jackaby, settling in as the amber buildings sailed past our window. "Marlowe will understand." "I don't understand at all." Commissioner Marlowe kept his voice low and even as we sat across from him the following morning. -- William Ritter
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I think like a detective. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
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I found a little beetle, so that beetle was his name -- A.a. Milne
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I loves me my Google -- Richard Castle
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I had no idea what I was doing when I wrote 'Search.' There was no carefully designed work plan. There was no theory that I was out to prove. -- Tom Peters
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Mr. Watson - Come here - I want to see you.
[First intelligible words spoken over the telephone] -- Alexander Graham Bell
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My name's Sean, Jem. I'm Sean. -- J.a. Belfield
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AND THE PERSON OUTSIDE TO WHOM YOU WERE speaking?" Inspector Hewitt asked. "Dogger," I said.
"First name?" "Flavia," I said. I couldn't help myself. -- Alan Bradley
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I like to inquire into everything. Hercule Poirot is a good dog. The good dog follows the scent, and if, regrettably, there is no scent to follow, he noses around - seeking always something that is not very nice. -- Agatha Christie
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Why, he's Hercule Poirot! You know who I mean - the private detective. They say he's done the most wonderful things - just like detectives do in books. -- Agatha Christie
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He put the good old cup of tea softly on the table by my bed, and I took a refreshing sip. Just right, as usual. Not too hot, not too sweet, not to weak, not too strong, not too much milk, and not a drop spilled in the saucer. A most amazing cove, Jeeves. So dashed competent in every respect. -- P.g. Wodehouse
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My beloved jay, give me a name now. call out the name you give me, looking into the deepest place in your heart. Everytime you call my name, I'll fly to you and be your wings. -- Ilchi Lee
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Eli Hofstadter, Private Detective and Investigative services. I find -- Callie Hart
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And what do you like to do, little man?" "I like-books," James had said. While standing in the bookshop, with a parcel of books under his arm. The lady had given him a pitying look. "I read-erm-rather a lot," James went on, dreary master of the obvious. King of the obvious. Emperor of the obvious. -- Cassandra Clare
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Jesus Christ - "
"Sherlock Holmes, actually. And you were doing such a good job remembering my name. -- Eva Morgan
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Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"
-Spader -- D.j. Machale
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Jasper Jones fell out of this world and nobody noticed ... And they'll notice now because something has been burned. Now they'll look for Jasper Jones. -- Craig Silvey
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The immense profundity of thought in vulgar locutions, like holes dug by generations of ants. -- Charles Baudelaire
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Must be literate and possess a keen intellect and open mind.
Strong stomach preferred.
Inquire at 926 Augur Lane.
Do not stare at the frog. -- William Ritter
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It turns out a human being in two, three or four hours can build a search result that's much better than Google, Yahoo or Ask. -- Jason Calacanis
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He was really only a sort of detective, a species -- P.g. Wodehouse
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Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, sells 'em off for a coupla stones. -- Libba Bray
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This Miss Wooster that I knew married a man named Spenser. Was she any relation?"
"She is my Aunt Agatha," I replied, and I spoke with a good deal of bitterness, trying to suggest by my manner that he was exactly the sort of man, in my opinion, who would know my Aunt Agatha. -- P.g. Wodehouse
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Jesters do often prove prophets. -- Joseph Addison
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My name is John Taylor. I'm a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don't solve murders, I don't do divorce work, and I wouldn't recognise a clue if you held it up before my face and said Look, this is a clue. -- Simon R. Green
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Watson represents merely a step in the development of smart machines. Its answering prowess, so formidable on a winter afternoon in 2011, will no doubt seem quaint in a surprisingly short time. -- Stephen Baker
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I'm an explorer. -- Waris Ahluwalia
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Those who know Bertram Wooster best are aware that he is a man of sudden, strong enthusiasms and that, when in the grip of one of these, he becomes a remorseless machine - tense, absorbed, single-minded. -- P.g. Wodehouse
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Me, I'm an encyclopedia. I'm not a very smart guy, but I'm an encyclopedia. You can ask me about anything you want. Probably I have the book; probably I have a first edition. -- Jose Andres
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I am a searcher ...
I always was ... and I still am ...
searching for the missing piece. -- Louise Bourgeois
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Jayfeather might be one of the best, but there were days when being trained by a badger might be easier. -- Erin Hunter
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A moment later the scowling face of Admiral Jellico appeared on the screen. He looked as ill-humored as ever. Privately, Calhoun felt that somebody should send an away team into Jellico's ass, to determine just what had crawled up there and died years ago. -- Peter David
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I give you full credit for the discovery, I crawl, I grovel, my name is Watson, and you need not say what you were just going to say, because I admit it all. -- Dorothy L. Sayers
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Tell me. I must know how to hunt Jelly Babies. -- Rick Riordan
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John. I would ask you what you are doing, but I fear you would actually tell me. -- David Wong
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Arthur Conan Doyle was entranced by the notion of a brilliant detective who can deduce everything a stranger has been up to from the merest clue, and yet can't have a trusting relationship with his closest friend. -- Rafael Yglesias
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. -- Ronald Reagan
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Jekyll had more than a father's interest; Hyde had more than a son's indifference. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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I had been a lifelong Alan Turing obsessive. Among incredibly nerdy teenagers, without a lot of friends, Alan Turing was always this luminary figure we'd all look up to. -- Graham Moore
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One who roams the channels after dark, searching for buried treasure. -- Harriet Van Horne
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Marvin the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams
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I simply said he was a detective, and let it go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences. He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth. At Stafford's International Investigation Bureau, in the Strand, -- P.g. Wodehouse
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The Evil Onionman -- James Sharkey
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Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. -- J.k. Rowling
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The clever men at Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed. But they none of them know one half as much, as intelligent Mr. Toad. -- Kenneth Grahame
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He has considerable gifts himself. He possesses two out of the three qualities necessary for the ideal detective. He has the power of observation and that of deduction. He is only wanting in knowledge; and that may come in time. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
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Who is he?" "Jiminy Cricket," I said. "He hangs around to make -- Robert B. Parker
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The ultimate search engine would basically understand everything in the world, and it would always give you the right thing. And we're a long, long ways from that. -- Larry Page
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My given name is James."
"James Moriarty."
"Really? Sherlock wishes to discuss odd names with me?"
"And a point to Miss Moriarty."
"You're an idiot. Truly. -- Heather W. Petty
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Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. -- Barbara Park
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You, friend, are on a quest." "I don't know what that is," said Despereaux. "You don't have to know. You just have to feel compelled to do the thing, the impossible, important task at hand. -- Kate Dicamillo
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Firestar: Okay, Jayfeather, what does mallow look like?
Jayfeather: I don't know, do I? I've never seen it. -- Erin Hunter
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If you don't know Tom Lehrer, you should - in addition to being a classical pianist, mathematician, songwriter, satirist, researcher at Los Alamos and, he claims, inventor of the Jell-O shot, he is just delightfully funny and graceful. -- Rachel Sklar
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I am James Burlough, the Earl of Deerhurst.' The earl's pleasant smile capsized into not-quite-polite puzzlement. 'And who might you be, sir? -- Suzanne Enoch
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Charles Dickens was an avid seeker of names - he read directories and looked for odd names on gravestones. -- Jane Smiley
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One of our big goals in search is to make search that really understands exactly what you want, understands everything in the world. As computer scientists, we call that artificial intelligence. -- Larry Page
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The weasel under the cocktail cabinet. -- Harold Pinter
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I began wondering if there was some kind of Watsonian guide for the care and keeping of Holmeses. -- Brittany Cavallaro
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There were several books on a shelf; one lay beside the tea things open, and Utterson was amazed to find it a copy of a pious work, for which Jekyll had several times expressed a great esteem, annotated, in his own hand with startling blasphemies. Next, -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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Scout Finch, juvenile desperado, hellraiser extraordinary. -- Harper Lee
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Old Luce. He was strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly had a good vocabulary. He had the largest vocabulary of any boy at Whooton when I was there. They gave us a test. -- J.d. Salinger
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i knew him, Horatio -- William Shakespeare
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crawled like a blind slug into the
web -- Charles Bukowski
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Who is John Galt? -- Ayn Rand
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Bertie, the boys are trying to eat my boyfriend!' - Peaseblossom -- Lisa Mantchev
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He found a set of encyclopedias - like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky. -- Michael Grant
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Elementary, my dear fucksticks -- Stephen King
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It go at that, I should be obtaining the reader's interest under false pretences. He was really only a sort of detective, a species of sleuth. At Stafford's International Investigation Bureau, in the Strand, where he was employed, they did not require -- P.g. Wodehouse
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So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". -- Tim Vine
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Allow me to introduce myself,
the name is Brown, Jane Brown,
and I am the greatest detective the world
has ever seen. I'm known to solve multiple cases,
on any given day, without even breaking a sweat.
In fact, I am working on one now. -- A.j. Dejong
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Oddly, a search for 'jeggings' in my email inbox shows that my first exposure to the phenomenon came from - wait for it - Mike Allen of 'Politico,' who helpfully explained the concept on December 20, 2009. -- Rachel Sklar
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A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it. -- William Shakespeare
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The way Gansey saw it was this: If you had a special knack for finding things, it meant you owed the world to look. "Hey, -- Maggie Stiefvater
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Bertie, do you read Tennyson?"

"Not if I can help. -- P.g. Wodehouse
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And once I am there, I shall seek out Watson, if he still lives - and I fancy he does. It is irrational, I acknowledge, and yet I am certain that I would know, somehow, had Watson passed beyond the veil. -- Neil Gaiman
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That one word, my dear Watson, should have told me the whole story had I been the ideal reasoner which you are so fond of depicting. It was evidently a term of reproach."

-Sherlock Holmes- -- Arthur Conan Doyle