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I'm SUCH a DORK!!
This is for all the little Stingers
If you have a guy like Jermaine, it's a pain in the neck. When we were on the road together in Europe, Jesus, I had to kick the girls off of him. I mean, they throw themselves on the floor and take off their hats.
Time can turn a scab into a beauty mark.
Stupid heart, Stupid Girl!
Enjoy life - it has an expiry date
Look at this limp cravet. And the sad state of those cuffs. I can hardly bring myself to look upon them.
I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
Life has become unbearable ... Forgive me.
Excuse me while I go bleach my face.
Oh God, Master of the Universe, in your infinite compassion, have mercy on us ...
I feel like a tick on a dog.
remove the speck from your
Scratching could not make it worse ... such a face as yours.
I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
Give 'em hell, darlin
Woe worth the day!
I have nothing more than that to ask of the stars.
Pain does not kill.
Just last year i wanted to kill him, but now it is my duty to save him.
Life's that way
>Life-- Jim Beaver
Give 'em hell babe.
All right. Go. Our brave little shank.
FML. Fuck my life.
Have some Jell-O
Jaysus, you must be the most nosey little shite I have ever come across in my bleeding life.
My lord. It is too much, and not enough
Congratulations on your face, darlin'...
If only it were you.
He was lucky I had a tiny, itty, bitty crush on him; otherwise, he would have gotten the shank years ago. Then
Peaches. Talk to me.
The last thing I needed was for a horde of Justin Bieber fans to take over my Twitter feed with death threats.
Sirs, if it were not for that one red spot I would have conquered the world!!!
Life goes on, sport.
You know, Brodie, you're like an STD: no one wants you, everybody hates you, and you're a reminder of the devastating consequences of not using protection during sex.
I'm such a klutz!
Your brother is such a
One word of sympathy can heal the thousand wounds of heart and soul.
Hear me, I beg. We say thankee.
The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.
Listen: I'm OK cute. I'm no stunner.
Girls like you can't understand, Julia said, and it was true. Ellie had been popular. She didn't know that some hurts were like a once-broken bone. In the right weather, they could ache for a lifetime.
Your hair looks like a haystack...but I like it.
You got a boner over my little brother." I
Sorry darlin', but you're the only girl who can out shine every star in the Texas sky. You're so fuckin' beautiful, without even tryin'; it's just another reason why I love you.
Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.
A pox on all meads!
What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing <>ong>onong> your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off <>ong>onong> picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash
Holy fucking Jesus toast, Kyrie.
Just let it out.
I'm an equal opportunity despiser.
About time someone dug that heart out of your butt
You traumatized Pax, by the way. He's crying. Good work.
Your eyelashes make mine want to commit suicide from shame.
This is our story.
How would I feel about hearing that the plague killed another nearby village a month later? Didn't I tell you stupidity is the eighth sin?
Excerpt From: Cameron Jace. .
Go away. Your feet are misshapen and your eyebrows grow together in a threatening way.
I wish you could make this go away.
You're like the cute version of the village idiot.
It's almost beautiful, your sadness.
Pain in life is inevitable.
Kick your shoes off, kickem off
But I didn't care, because the magnificent possibility of kissing Cassidy Thorpe had turned into an indisputable fact of my daily existence ...
The odds are stacked against
Holy crap on a cracker.
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
Damn deez doilies!
Look at this, scabs and cuts all over me, I get these every night, every game. They can't tell you that you're not at risk, and you can't tell me there's one guy in the N.B.A. who hasn't thought about it.
Aww, come on. I don't bite...hard.
God Save me from boys
I'm not a big crier.
I couldn't have been the first woman to hate him and want him.
And hate him some more.
After wanting him just a little more.
And feeling disgusted with myself for it.
I no longer complain about taking too much cream. I have made so many errors that unless I forgive myself and forget I will be in a helpless purple situation of self recrimination. The scorpio tail comes round to sting.
It's no fun being a specimen.
I might as well have pulled the trigger myself.
The news of my death is greatly exaggerated.
Your days are numbered.
You are such an LBR.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Haters may hate, but we can't stop loving.
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
Shoo. Away with you. It's my fault for expecting the extraordinary from the ordinary.
I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours ... it hurts ... it's going to fall off.
Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills ...
All that we can't say is all we need to hear.Hear-- Ben Harper
Jesse James's next tattoo should be a warning label: Danger. Loving this man could break you.
Your talent is God's gift to you.
Life is too precious to be left to chance
Life is, at times, tough ...
And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it ...
Wednesday: A thousand kids running around and trampling each other on the slides at Monkey Joe's. Afraid for Brady's safety and had to leave before I punched an eight-year-old in the face
It felt like the blisters on my feet had coupled off and started forming little blister families. Tonight sucked.
My God. What's happened?
Okay?
Okay.-- John Green
You're such a drama queen
Alas, the very name of picture produces a sadness of heart I cannot describe.
I didn't say any more because when you hate, you don't beg ...
I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits.
As goes love so goes life.