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A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
So I guess I'm thankful that there'll always be jerky boys to remind us that we're worth more.
Critics themselves, they used to tear me up.
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.
a bunch of granola eaters who hate George Bush.
Hemmingway was a jerk.
He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you!
Don't be friends with jerks.
When you're in bad mood,
you find jerk on anywhere.
People are rude in general.
Who are these human beings anyway? They walk around, strut, fret, as if they owned the planet, or the goddamned universe. I mean, who do they really think they are?
A jerk stuck in a wheelchair, is still a jerk.
Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily - weak people, in other words ...
Fuck those motherfuckers
People suck. They do stupid things and they're not nice. The end.
Everybody in a hurry to slow down.
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
People, generally, suck.
Her darling little tech-savvy, consumerist savages.
People with imagination
Maybe I am just a jerk.
Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person.
Maybe the internet raised us, or maybe people are jerks.
What's wrong with assholes, baby?
The snobbish lost in laud.
You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.
People who don't think shouldn't talk.
The naysayers, they don't mean a thing.
People who've been hurt like hurting others [..]
Mean people suck
It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
Those wretches who never have experienced the sweets of wisdom and virtue, but spend all their time in revels and debauches, sink downward day after day, and make their whole life one continued series of errors.
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
The ones who nod in sympathy when their friends talked about street harassment, but whose lived experience involved more shouts of "lose some weight" than cat calls and leers. The
They stumble that run fast.
It really wasn't fair. Why did guys have to be such jerks?
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
People react not very wisely sometimes.
Us with our busy, busy little lives, finding no better way to pass our years than in competitive disdain.
I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
Dames. Sometimes all they got to do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd ever know.
In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.
I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.
Lacking in conscience and empathy, they take what they want and do as they please, violating social norms and expectations without guilt or remorse.
Hurt people hurt people.
I hate goofballs.
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.
The success-haters. That's what I call them
the people who have never got what they want and turned sour on everybody who has. The world's full of them. As soon as you've made good they begin to watch for you to fail.
They smile in my face, behind my back they talk trash,
Mad and stuff because they don't have cash.
They aimless halt, who halt for others.
Some of the stupidest brilliant people who ever lived.
an unlovely gaggle of contrary old codgers".
You're the very nicest jerk I know.
Few people become assholes reluctantly.
All men are jerks, all women are psychotic.
People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.
Who called the idiot brigade?
People are clocks who think they wind themselves.
There are no greater wretches in the world than many of those whom people in general take to be happy.
Save the World-ers
A people whose souls are so little tuned to joy.
Stupid people. Their faces are gonna get stuck that way.
People are assholes, Mouse. You already know that.
Don't Say all Guy Are Jerks Because Your Only Going For The Same Quy.
The masses are asses.
Kids nowadays, I remember when I was in school, they were just rude, even to the teachers and stuff.
I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk.
Folks talk too fast, and don't understand what they talkin' about.
People who are bad at time management. If you say you're going to be somewhere at a certain time, be there!
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Nice car, asshat!" one of them shouted before they did some kind of fist-bumping move that made me want to bump my fist, too.
Right into their faces.
The TV people. I like calling them that. The TV people. And they have TVs for heads and their faces can change when the channels change.
Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.
Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk"
SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.
Somebody does somethin' stupid, that's human. They don't stop when they see it's wrong, that's a fool.
people in attendance. Even though
The arrogance of these people!
Men who can hear the Decalogue, and feel To self-reproach.
I knew we'd wear them down,' Eve said. 'After all, we really are amazingly cool.' And now it was Eve's turn for the high five with Shane. 'For a bunch of misfit geeks, slackers, and losers.'
'Which one are you?' Shane asked. She flipped him off. 'Oh, right. Loser. Thanks for reminding me.
People who don't have experience setting healthy boundaries, they have secrets instead.
The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their lives.
The problem with a person who has knee-jerk reactions is that it often makes him look like a jerk, and makes others want to react by giving him the knee.
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.
For Whom the Snob Trolls
Stupid men, always thinking they're the ones who get to do the rescuing.
"People," Marsh said. "People who were just trying to do the best with what life gave them."
"Well, I'm just doing the same thing," Kelsier said. "And, fortunately, life gave me the ability to push men like them off the tops of buildings.
And what do they want!?
-- Deyth Banger
They are that that talks of going
But never gets away.
All human beings go through a period where they are assholes, except for the fake ones who are assholes full-time.
Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people.
Monkey People? They
My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks ...
Exactly what they
-- Peter James
Don't let those people steal your day
People are dreams and awkwardness and gawk.