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I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours is in many respects fully as unpleasant as your 'Indeed, sir?
Jezebel the nun, who violently knits ...
Koekebakker, I feel so strange inside.' 'Well you certainly smell like jenever,' I said. 'No,' Japi said, ' it's not the jenever. I think my soul is too big.
Who you jiving, L.J.? I heard Joe Abernathy's voice say, derisive and affectionate. I
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!
Destroy me, Jonathan.
I'm such a hater, and will hate on anything.
You're a hidjus old pollywobble!
Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a
wobbler
We instead of you and me. That's jeong.
Jesu, Rike, you been gargling rat piss again?
Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!
Jesting is often only indigence of intellect.
Mr. Jesmond made a peculiar noise rather like a hen who has decided to lay an egg and then thought better of it.
Tough, and square-jawed, J.C. is a cold-blooded killer. Or so he claims. I think it means he likes to murder amphibians.
Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?
I can't mate with you and hope to live.
I ... am ... the son of Jor-El!
My Alar is like the ocean in a storm.
We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.
Curse you Kakarrot!
This is Ahab, that's Jezebel," said Evie, who was one of those who name animals after the less successful characters of Old Testament history.
Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"
-Spader
Damn Jeremy, you need to work on your vocabulary. So many good names to call me and the best you could come up with is bitch? Give me the salamander before you hurt yourself."
"Suck my dick ... whore!
Mother... fucker...
Watching 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is my guilty pleasure.
Sonofamotherfuckinggoddamnbitch! JaysustiittyfuckingChrist!
That was Lor. Man of few words.
Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
Come on, Jellal! You can't let yourself get taken away from you! For Erza's sake! So come here! We'll be with you too! We're on the same team, right?! Jellal!
Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a good jest.'
'You are dreadfully rude,' I said to him.
He sighed. 'That wasn't the slightest bit funny.
What is it ye have there, Murtagh?
I'll kill him, I'll kill that motherfucker,
We'll be getting rid of these people here ... First, Mr. Samir Naga ... Naga ... Naga ... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
Writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.
Who? Who is that? (J.R.'s response when asked about opponent Jason Terry.)
We are alike, Joscelin and I, in that what we do, we do very well.
Oh my god, I am a banana.
I know what you mean, jellybean.
Hey, Mr. Rager. Mr. Rager, tell me where you're going, tell us where you're headed.
Write like a motherfucker.
From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron.
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
Jesters do often prove prophets.
I think I'm like Marmite; you either love me or you hate me.
Oh!' cried Neb, 'suppose it's jam!'
'I hope not,' replied the reporter.
Hey, I'm Jeremy, and I play the baahhhssss.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
You are such an LBR.
Read it like a motherfucker.
You really are one mad Irish motherfucker.
DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.
Daughter is born. My father's cousin Jehan Sher
You fill me with horror," said Jord. His
hands were tight on his knife. Both his
hands, now.
"Captain," a voice called. "Captain!"
Damen's eyes were on Jord's face.
"That's you," Jord said.
Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster.
You idiot! You misbegotten son of a jinn's meeting with a jackass, may the grave of your maternal grandmother be defiled by the dung of ten thousand syphilitic she-camels!
Hic sunt leones. Here be lions.
Speak not to me of the meddling Jaghut!
Yes, sir,' said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten in the leg by a personal friend.
Owr brave little shank!
Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle.
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.
Ye know, Cork Courrant-Porky Implant. Tis a jest" Ian
Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself.
We all know gifs are pronounced "jifs," right? Their creator says so, damn it!
Oddly, a search for 'jeggings' in my email inbox shows that my first exposure to the phenomenon came from - wait for it - Mike Allen of 'Politico,' who helpfully explained the concept on December 20, 2009.
There's always room for Jell-O
Go in peace, James Carstairs.
You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.
Here's to Mulberry Jane
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
Now jelly rolls in the street.
I look like I lost a death match with a cheese grater.
Well chaps first I'd like to say a few vile things more or less at random, not only because it is expected of me but also because I enjoy it.
Tell Savitar I said hi.
Like a wombat in a cornfield." Jo
"Beg pardon?" Cadegan
"You're not the only one who can throw together random words that make no sense and use them in a sentence like they do." Jo
WONDERFUL, JEFFREY, JUST CUNTING WONDERFUL!!
You fiddle lucker!' she cried.
Greger gave us a faraway look.
'Now you'rrre getting somewhere, lads! This is Holgerrri.'
I turned to Niila and muttered a gruesome premonition:
'By God, but he's going to get beaten up.
'What?' said Greger
'Oh, nothing.
Jaykit is blind...
I ain't never been hater. I ain't got no time.
Quack, damn you!
The worst of me wants credit for intending to do right by Jermaine, and has no intentions of disrupting my life for the needs of a cousin I always looked up to.
My wife would say I'm more Hyde than Jekyll!
A perspicacious lad, Mr. McLean. A perspicacious swine, indeed.
Jody said, "Ma, you're shore good."
"Oh, yes. When it's rations."
"Well, I'd a heap ruther you was good about rations and mean about other things."
"Oh, I be mean, be I?"
"Only about jest a very few things," he soothed her.
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan, swingin' through your town like your neighbourhood spiderman!
Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you.
Once shit on, twice shy," Jan
Bollocks! Bollocks, bollocks.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
Oh my fucking god,
It's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish, or something. Do you eat a lot of fish, Jeeves?"
"No, sir."
"Oh, well, then, it's just a gift, I take it; and if you aren't born that way there's no use worrying.
There is no fruit so sweet as the one you cannot taste, eh, my young friend? Eh? Eh?" He waggled his eyebrows in what Jezal felt was a most unsavoury fashion. "I
your uncle Geoffrey.
You look absolutely delicious today, Feyre?!
Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.
The guy appeared to be on the verge of tears.
"Zere is no more bread," he confessed tragically, like someone admitting witchcraft to the Inquisition.
Nice going, Beef McQueef.
You'll feel like Jesu Himself in the End Times, when He will descend on Rome with Augustus and Vespasian on His left and right hands, to establish the final dominion of the Caesars across the stars.
But that's the function I expect of you, cousin. It's why I chose you. I'll make it official. I will give you a new name. From this moment, you'll be called Breaking of the Habit, which in our tongue is Harq al-Ada. Come, cousin, don't be obtuse. My mother taught you well. Give me your Sardaukar.
Mad as a fucking hatter. Jesus,