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Real slow hits from the bong ...
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I'm kickin' it with Chong.
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When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together.
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
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Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke!
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Hough I have to say nothing beats Type O mixed with a little cannabis." A muscle worked in David's jaw. "You're stoned?"
"Not Really," I said. "Though I do have a strange craving for pizza. Extra garlic.
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Laughing and Love. They are both drugs.
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junkies involved is in rough shape. We need
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rolling eye balls
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I'm probably going to have to work hard on my right knee for the rest of my career
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things you bone, end up boning you
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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If your in pain,
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My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.
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You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?
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Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit.
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Over the years I'd surrendered many vices, among them whiskey, cigarettes, and the various non-Newtonian drugs, but marijuana and I remained steadfast companions.
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What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?
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Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.
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I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?
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The back of my hand to guilt.
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People say that marijuana is going to hurt my career. On the contrary, my fight career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking.
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Don't let them fool you with dope and cocaine, can't do you know harm to feel your own pain.
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That best academy, a mother's knee.
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I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.
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Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
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Freedom and Whisky gang tegither.
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I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
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Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death.
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Bundy Rum- better than local anaesthetic.
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Let's not underrate cannabis, for cryin' out loud. Cannabis should be the glue of the community.
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Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked
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Kerrick the weed.
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Marihuana is a World Wide Problem.
It is Connected to Sex and Porn Addiction.
It is Weakness, itself.
P. Hermans
September 13, 2016
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untie. Clove Hitch
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SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT
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We must go to the laboratory at once. I have some cannabis.
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Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
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Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.
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At the bottom of every person's dependency, there is always pain, Discovering the pain and healing it is an essential step in ending dependency.
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I learned from the git-go in the joint to get in touch with the soft, nurturing side of myself, the feminine side.
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All the men in the joint raised me up, told me what to do, what was right and wrong, told me when to sit down,
when to stand up, I just did whatever I was told.
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Pigskin crackling on my thumb, nummy nummy I hate pain.
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I love weed so much I tried to marry juana
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Sports section and a sticky bun. Know what that means.
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I don't really like knees.
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What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?
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Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.
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If you don't know the answer, it is probably where the sticks cross.
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Right. That's twenty-two fifty."
"Twenty-two fifty?" We can't hide our exasperation.
"Well, yeah - this is a classy joint, you know."
"That's obvious - the service is incredible.
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Poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew.
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No idea with who has no idea
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Under the seams runs the pain.
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Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it.
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Herb? Herb is the healing of the nation, seen? Once you smoke herb, you all must think alike. Now if you thinking alike, dat mean we 'pon the same track. If we 'pon the same track, that mean we gonna unite.
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Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward her, she got scared and never tried it again. So dope was out.
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Around your skin, I tie and untie mine.
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I'm addicted to you. You're my crack, and you also happen to be the only dealer.
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What do you do for ecstasy?
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My knee, my injury, my questions.
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He shook two cigarettes from a crushed paper
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a town with more drinking joints than reading joints has a problem reading can solve
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Grass [marijuana] probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.
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A family who smokes together, chokes together.
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Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday
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Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
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I smoke pot when I work. I take a couple of tokes before I start. It just loosens you up.
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Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
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My elbows are double-jointed, so I can flip them inside out.
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I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, When I smoke pot, it makes me want to hide under the bed with a box of graham crackers and not share.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.
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Hello, sex on legs
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out. May propped the
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I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand
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I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier,
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor.
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If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it.
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I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.
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sucking on a football.
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Pot is like a gang of Mexican bandits in your brain. They wait for thoughts to come down the road, then tie them up and thrash them.
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What's a gom jabbar?
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This is alchemy, and this is the office of Vulcan; he is the apothecary and chemist of the medicine.
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Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn,
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Marijuana, for me in particular, releases my creative juices. It doesn't work well for performing, but for creating nothing works better.
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Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.
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I've seen the needle
And the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's
Like a settin' sun.
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San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'
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No wonder tobacco shops have a predilection for corners, for
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I want to be the joint that she smokes so that we can finally talk about
everything without having to use words, because I will be a drug in her brain.
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Comedy distances pain, but leaves signs of it everywhere.
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First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
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Johnny wis a junky as well as a dealer. Ye hud tae go a wee bit further up the ladder before ye found a dealer whae didnae use. We called Johnny 'Mother Superior' because ay the length ay time he'd hud his habit.
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Leave me in peace, everybody takes dope.
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A crier of green sauce.
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Burnin marijuana pon di corner, It keep me calmer, It mek me smarter. Burnin pon di highway, its the highest grade, gettin into my head.
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The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Puttin rhymes into shape just like Jack LaLanne.
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Marijuana you can give up, Iv given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore.
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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.