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Destroy me, Jonathan.
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Bukkake," said a voice in my ear. "Multiple ejaculations onto the face. It's the new thing." It was the tattooed girl, crouched behind my chair. "This is the only genuine and authentic Godzilla Bukkake night in America.
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Beene-beene. The truest truth.
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Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it.
Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it.
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Why are you hitting yourself, Jessie Kay? Huh? Huh? Why?
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Japanese chase-away juice." And
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The core in the Juche outlook on the revolution is loyalty to the party and the leader. The cause of socialism and communism is started by the leader and is carried out under the guidance of the party and the leader.
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I am a D.J., I am what I play.
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Back to Germany," one of the cops said, surveying him. "I'm an American," Frank Frink said. "You're a Jew," the cop said.
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If Leekes you like, but do their smell dis-like, Eat Onyons, and you shall not smell the Leeke; If you of Onyons would the scent expell, Eat Garlicke, that shall drowne the Onyons' smell.
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Her given name was Lucinda but she'd called herself Juveline since age fifteen, when she'd been caught selling knockoff Burberry totes and a cop at the booking desk misspelled the word "juvenile." Big
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Me and Mike, ve vork in mine,
Holy shit, ve have good time.
Vunce a veek ve get our pay,
Holy shit, no vork next day.
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There stood Dan alone, with a ninja mask pulled over his face. Fifteen hissing bottle rockets were pointed right them.
"Screaming bottle of death-jutsu!" Dan yelled.
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How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
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Thud. Thud. Thud.
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I hadn't planned on sounding like J.J. from Good Times, but that's the gist.
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And we'll call you ... hmmm. Pudge."
"Huh?"
"Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.
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Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
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My nickname is Nuke.
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On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."
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There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)
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Juicing is the key to a long, healthy, disease-free life.
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I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips.
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GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T ... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!
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There's no 'I' in the word team," Winter would say to Jordan. "There is in the word win," Jordan would respond.
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I haven't come to tell you I've got juice
I just produce, create, innovate on a higher level
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Who? Who is that? (J.R.'s response when asked about opponent Jason Terry.)
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This is not just primitive rural superstition; [juju] is practiced by all kinds of people, from illiterate herd boys to multi-dregreed university professors. If you don't understand the power of this belief, you will never truly grasp the rich albeit often incomprehensible spirituality of Africa.
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You can label jam, you can't label man
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Tough, and square-jawed, J.C. is a cold-blooded killer. Or so he claims. I think it means he likes to murder amphibians.
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If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest
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You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was.
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Jumpin' Jehosafats, I think I just creamed my pants,"
Annette whispered, staring at Luke. Luke's eyes locked on me. He lifted his hand and crooked his finger.
"I was wrong about before. Now, I've definitely creamed my pants," Annette breathed.
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P - Jamie!" I called.
He waded back toward me. "I'm starting to think my name is Pajamie."
"Your name should be Pajerky. You said it wasn't deep."
"Pajerky?" He gave me a skeptical look. "That's Pathetic."
"We'll see how smug you are once I'm on dry land.
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If you don't know Tom Lehrer, you should - in addition to being a classical pianist, mathematician, songwriter, satirist, researcher at Los Alamos and, he claims, inventor of the Jell-O shot, he is just delightfully funny and graceful.
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What had happened to the old Jack Grammar, the one who would have flubbed it somehow?
Well, I reasoned: I could still flub it. Let the flubbing begin!
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Tex looked at Duke "She's got spunk," he said.
"Where I come from, we call it sass," Duke replied.
"Where I come from, we call it attitude," Smithie put in.
"Oh for the love of God, whatever you call
it, are you in or are you out?" Jules clipped.
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Oy, your karma really sucks, bubbee. You musta been Hitler in a former life or something.
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Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!
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Oh, easy," said Janine. "It was George Herman. That's it. I won!" "Cheater!" I cried. "You looked! You must have looked!" "I did not," Janine retorted. "I just knew it." "Nerd!" Janine slammed the board shut and walked off in a huff.
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Oh, thank you, Darrell Sikes, for being wild and nasty and rude and getting me out of The Program and making me Normal Dumb, not Special Dumb. I owe you one, Darrell Sikes.
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Smile, jew. Dance, jew. Tell me you love me, jew ... I got the extermination blues, jewboys. I got the hitler syndrome figured
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The deft white-stockinged dance in thick-soled
shoes! Denmark's sanctuaried Jews!
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I don't know how to blow stuff up. You were hurting, and I wanted to help, but I didn't know how, so I blew something up.
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You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.
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Who am I, Joshua? Name me.
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Eenie, meenie, minie, moe, catch a killer by the toe. If his lawyer's Haller, let him go. Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. Hey bro.
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Still here with my day jne niggas
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I'm glad many Jews attend Knick games.
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I hit something...alright.
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You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
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Without knowing it, Javert in his awful happiness was deserving of pity, like every ignorant man who triumphs. Nothing could have been more poignant or more heartrending than that countenance on which was inscribed all the evil in what is good.
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Hey," Pavlicek held on, "what's the most bullshit word in the English language." "Closure." "Give that man a cigar," Pavlicek said, then hung up.
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When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5
It ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens.
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So much importance pressed into so few words. It was just like Jacin.
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And it's Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me - '
'JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.
'Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest -
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There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
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I drink juice when I'm killin' cause it's f**king delicious!
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Pound my ass, Joe, like a good gay hick.
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Yeah baby, give me some of that rancid yak milk.
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My j<>ong>oong>b is m<>ong>oong>stly t<>ong>oong> entertain and be funny.
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My name's Jet Steele.
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Mrs. Jaffee a little earlier. I asked if he was escorting Mrs. Jaffee. "Certainly," he said virtuously. "She is my client. What's that noise you're making?" "It's something special," I told him, "and takes a lot of practice. Don't try it offhand. It's a derisive chortle.
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Jesu, Rike, you been gargling rat piss again?
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What's a gom jabbar?
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You're a spelling bee champ, aren't you, White Fang? How do you spell, 'If I don't learn to speak to my betters with more respect, I'm going to get my face smashed in'?"

Tom laughed, unable to resist. "That one's easy. It's K-A-R-L.
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I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
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Wiv difficulty 'an injinuity. Jest bein' smart, like.
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Gadzooks! We've jumped out of the frying pan and into another frying pan!
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Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.
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Ain't no use jiving, ain't no use joking, everything is broken.
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You want a wild ride, J.J.? I'll give it to you, hard and slow until you scream my name.
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Behind every one of Michael Jordan's heart stopping buzzer beating spine scintillating game winning shots, lie the corpses of a thousand missed childhood driveway shots.
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Someday I'll design a typeface without a K in it, and then let's see the bastards misspell my name.
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Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle.
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I am incredibly jammy. I really am.
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Gotta admit, I wasn't committed to the task," Ryker confessed. "But for a bitch in a tight tee with a great rack who makes twelve layer cakes and likes drunk sex, I'll step it up," he offered.
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J..es ... u..s fu ... ck..in.g Ch..ri ... strong>ststrong> Liam! The bed slammed againstrong>ststrong> the wall.
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The Chollerick drinkes, the Melancholick eats, the Flegmatick sleepes.
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I'm gonna kill you, shuck-face!
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Dunk the Drunk, what is it that you think you heard?
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SHUT UP!...PADLE!
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
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Why don't you just put me down for a couple of boxes of cookies and go earn your next patch bothering someone else." - Jayke Wolff
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Don't make me junk punch you Captain Obvious.
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Hello I'm John Morrison and you can bounce a quarter off my abs.
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I am a dirty JEW.
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The first thought that occurred to me, that night when I heard the chairman of the jury announce my name, was, Just think how many people hate me at this moment. Naturally, I wanted to annoy those people even further by being arrogant.
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Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan, swingin' through your town like your neighbourhood spiderman!
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Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots.
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Hey, boss? (Vik)
Not now, Vik. (Syn)
Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)
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You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and had her view the valley below just at sunset. Well, mama, what would you call that? And she said, Ver nize.
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Thought you were making a James Band Joke. Hard to tell with that accent
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This is Kester Baleen and Ajex Cristo,' Jared introduced. 'One born without common sense and another with too much intelligence.'

'Yeah, and what about you Dernell?' Kester retorted back. 'Born with a dry sense of humour.
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A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
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Ohh!" said J.Lo. "Oooooh! My tummy!"
I set him down. "Are you okay? I thought they missed us."
"It ... must not work on humans. Feel like i could marf ... Like I could marf right out my poomp," J.Lo insisted.
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My original name was Juaquin, and my cousin couldn't pronounce my name right. So he'd just be saying 'Waka! Waka!' So when I was younger, I used to always laugh, then my man Gucci gave me the rest of the name.
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He shouldn't have shot Tiki," Logan said. "Hawaiian gods get even. Did you see what Tiki did to his foot? It flew right off his leg when you kicked it!
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Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,