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I guess this means we're uck-fayed, don't it Mikee?
The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here's a team that seems to be jelling.
You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.
I'm Joe Canada, who never went to high school. I've never even been to a football game.
I am a D.J., I am what I play.Play-- David Bowie
I'm jus' pain covered with skin.
I'm Jewish. Went to a Jewish school.
Morons. I've got morons on my team.
Jutta, he thinks, I finally listened.
The Nets' a stone throw from where I used to throw bricks
... So it's only right I'm still tossing 'round Knicks.
You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and had her view the valley below just at sunset. Well, mama, what would you call that? And she said, Ver nize.
I did J.E.S.T. here when I was with the First
What's a gom jabbar?
You doin' okay this mornin', Jussy?
The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.
Do the initials J.K. mean anything to you?
See? We never needed you.
Mistake, mistake, mistake. A strange word: stinging, somehow.
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.
We regret mistakes were made.
Some of the jam we thought was for tomorrow, we've already eaten
I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore.
Precision of language, Jonah.
When I was growing up, it was so embarrassing to be from Jersey.
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
N OthI n g can s urPas s the m y SteR y of s tilLnes s
Shut your damn mouth.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
Juicing is the key to a long, healthy, disease-free life.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
Yeah, I'm from Jersey; it's almost like I was automatically born a Nets fan.
StocktontoMalone
Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.
What can I say? I put the 'ick' in 'magic'.
We JAH people can make it work.
Shut your fucking face.
Fuck those motherfuckers
Holy fuck, Jesus, shit, you're Tatum Jackson
Who you jiving, L.J.? I heard Joe Abernathy's voice say, derisive and affectionate. I
Jordan's gone, bros." Cole wiped crumbs from his greasy sweatshirt. "He bugged out right after you jokers gave him the third degree. Said CU wasn't for him." He snorted. "Y'all are, like, the leading cause of dropout around here.
Basketball is not a collection of jams, but a social relation among players, mediated by Michael Jordan.
Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."
Thud. Thud. Thud.Thud-- V.e Schwab
Destroy me, Jonathan.
After Michael Jordan recently criticized President Obama's golf game, Obama responded by saying that Jordan should spend more time thinking about his basketball team, the Charlotte Hornets. Then Jordan said, 'Do you really want to talk about whose team got crushed this week?'
Who? Who is that? (J.R.'s response when asked about opponent Jason Terry.)
Behind every one of Michael Jordan's heart stopping buzzer beating spine scintillating game winning shots, lie the corpses of a thousand missed childhood driveway shots.
Bad spellers of the world untie!
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
As fate would have it, Jay's status appears
To be at an all-time high, perfect time to say goodbye
When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5.
We all know gifs are pronounced "jifs," right? Their creator says so, damn it!
there. I had thought we would have
Brynna replies I think you spell it c-o-c-k. But you're not suppose to spell it, Jules, you're suppose to suck it
Holy crap on a cracker.
Tates response, Babe.
Oh, you made an impression. Like a stone caught in my boot.
I had to do something. A young man came into my home for protection. Is he dangerous? No. Is he a spy? No. Is he a traitor? No. He's just a Jewish teenager who wants to leave.
Me and Mike, ve vork in mine,
Holy shit, ve have good time.
Vunce a veek ve get our pay,
Holy shit, no vork next day.
'You haven't got a chance kid,' he had told him glumly.'They hate Jews.'
'But I'm not Jewish,' answered Clevinger.
'It will make no difference,' Yossarian promised, and Yossarian was right. 'They're after everybody.
Tough, and square-jawed, J.C. is a cold-blooded killer. Or so he claims. I think it means he likes to murder amphibians.
Is this Paradise?'
'I can guarantee you that it isn't,' Jubal assured him. 'My taxes are due this week.
I hadn't planned on sounding like J.J. from Good Times, but that's the gist.
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.
There's nobody playing better than J.R. Sweezy
We play a violent sport.
I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.
Emotional fuckwittage
Niggard prefers mistake rather than loss.
I hit something...alright.
The tension in here is thicker than one of Ronald McDonald's shakes.
I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
How despicable we must seem to you
So much importance pressed into so few words. It was just like Jacin.
We're going to beat you so hard your kids will be born dizzy.
Take this....haters.
And at my silent window-sill The jessamine peeps in.
I've heard the joke a million times that "Jews in Sports" must be the thinnest book in the world. Actually, I've seen a lot of great players working at the Maccabi Games.
You be at the games looking right all season, but you always with me on the night yall leaving.
Jameson: I just nailed you
Lexa: Strange. I didn't feel a thing.
Jameson: I just EMAILED you. I swear to GOD I typed emailed and my phone changed it
Lexa: Sure you did
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
There ain't no haints in Detroit.
Giants bleed like everybody else.
The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes
I've begun to think like a Jew, to feel like a Jew.
A conquering force sustained the old folks and now centers us. Forming a collective of comeback saints, let us rally behind them and move forward. We're called to a new awakening and application of what we've learned from those who've looked over Jordan.
I throw raps that attacks like the Japs at Pearl Harbor
Wednesday: A thousand kids running around and trampling each other on the slides at Monkey Joe's. Afraid for Brady's safety and had to leave before I punched an eight-year-old in the face
Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
Nobody really wants us. So let us watch and say jaggy things, in the hope that some of them will hurt.
Bumble-fuck, Minnesota.
That hurts my pride, Watson.
Pros before bros.
I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas.
This is not just primitive rural superstition; [juju] is practiced by all kinds of people, from illiterate herd boys to multi-dregreed university professors. If you don't understand the power of this belief, you will never truly grasp the rich albeit often incomprehensible spirituality of Africa.
Yeah baby, give me some of that rancid yak milk.