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May "the Meatball" Wexler.
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JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances ... the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.
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So you're the Pigeon, huh?"
"No," I snapped. "I have a name."
He seemed amused at the way I regarded him, which only served to make me angrier.
"Well? What is it?" he asked.
I took a bite of the last apple spear on my plate, ignoring him.
"Pigeon it is, then," he shrugged.
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I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss
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'Callihan,' but you can call my Jasmine. Or Jas.' Or Snookums. Honeybunch. Hotsie Totsie Cowgirl. My Little
'It's nice to meet you Jasmine, I'm Jack.
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That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T ... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!
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Logan McCade. Paging Logan 'Pantyripper' McCade. Please return to your conference call.
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Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.
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At the door fo the dining-room he left us. 'Good night, Mr Jorkins,' he said. 'I hope you will pay us another visit when you next "cross the herring pond".' 'I say, what did your governor mean by that? He seemed almost to think I was American.' 'He's rather odd at times.
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Too late, my dear Monsieur Chambertin! Sir Percy's mocking voice broke in,
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Later, gator."
"In an hour, sunflower.
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(Brin) 'How good is your lawyer, on a scale of Atticus Finch to Franklin and Bash?
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Nincompoops. (Quincy,
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How does he look, Jeeves?"
"Sir?"
"What does Mr Bassington-Bassington look like?"
"It is hardly my place, sir, to criticize the facial peculiarities of your friends.
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Doverey, no proverey - Trust but verify.
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The Colonel says all attorneys should be named for blood sucking insects so we know up front who we are dealing with.
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Semper Fi! MotherFucker!
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You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!
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Then there was Micah Jenkins, the Captain of Troop K, a gentle and courteous South Carolinian, on whom danger acted like wine. In action he was a perfect gamecock.
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Do the initials J.K. mean anything to you?
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What's Mr. Dimming's first name?" "Wallace!" We all cracked up at that.
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Mr. Jesmond made a peculiar noise rather like a hen who has decided to lay an egg and then thought better of it.
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Customary greeting to Chief Justice Warren E. Burger, What's shaking, chiefy baby?
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
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Jehowah-Jireh is my provider, redeemer and defender.
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What the heck kind of name was Sir?
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Stationer, that Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave.
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My rookie is manly, so manly, oh so manly his name is Derrick Bateman.
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Is this the seedman Jasher?" The commander indicated the charred remains.
"It's his identical twin."
"We know he traveled with you until recently. Where is his amar?"
"I ate it."
"This is a foolish time for flippancy."
"I panicked. It tasted horrible. Do you have any mouthwash?
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Disengaging from the rat race Jackson
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Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
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Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor.
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Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo-wee. The cotton fiel be burn to the groun before I'm through."
Watch out, Jones. Don be getting yourself in no trouble."
Whoa!
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Firestar: Okay, Jayfeather, what does mallow look like?
Jayfeather: I don't know, do I? I've never seen it.
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Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
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Hail to thee Alabama, you verdant trollop.
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I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here ... until Jean shows up.
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A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor
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Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle.
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And it's Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me - '
'JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.
'Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest -
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Albert tin. Why're
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Somewhere lives a bad Cajun cook, just as somewhere must live one last ivory-billed woodpecker. For me, I don't expect ever to encounter either one.
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Cajun stomp?"
"You heard me, swamper. And keep your hands to yourself.
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Harold Brodie is a louse and a lothario who cheats at cards and has a different girl in his rumble seat every week. That coupe of his is pos-i-tute-ly a petting palace. And he's a terrible kisser to boot."
Evie's parents stared in stunned silence.
"Or so I've heard.
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O honorable strumpet
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Push me and i'll choose Mason. Every. Damn. Time
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Mrs. Jaffee a little earlier. I asked if he was escorting Mrs. Jaffee. "Certainly," he said virtuously. "She is my client. What's that noise you're making?" "It's something special," I told him, "and takes a lot of practice. Don't try it offhand. It's a derisive chortle.
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Salute to the Thief. Junaid of Baghdad was passing the scene of a public hanging, where a thief was on the scaffold. Junaid bowed towards the criminal. Someone asked him: 'What did you do that?' Junaid said: 'I was bowing before his single-mindedness. For his aim, that man has given his life.
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Mace, you never read Smoky the Cowhorse,did you?
No.
Well,ol' Smoky, he had somebad things happen to him,had the heart knocked clean out of him.But he hung on and came out of it okay.I've been bashed up pretty good,Mason, but I'm going to make it.
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Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!
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pocket lizard licker.
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Fluke me, Murdstone.
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Now, look you here, Sekundar," says I, but he came up straight like a little bantam and cut me off.
"Sir Alexander. if you please," says he icily, as though I'd never seen him with his breeches down, chasing after some big Afghan bint.
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Jeeves, I'm engaged."
"I hope you will be very happy, sir."
"Don't be an ass. I'm engaged to Miss Bassett.
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hospital johnny.
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A banty-rooster sort of guy, the kind that likes to pick fights, especially when the odds are all their way.
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Fenwick, sitting down to
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I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty,
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That?" I glanced back to the door where JT had disappeared. "That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus, subspecies Closeted Headup Hisassia. Let us move on to the cages with the interesting animals."
Jacob "Yasha" Livingston
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what would you call this haircut?"
arthur.
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The female asked him, "Have you ever been bait? Well, besides jailbait. Rowr." "I can't say that I have, ma'am." Texan accent?
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Tom Hyde, the tinker, standing on the gallows, was asked if he had anything to say. "Tell the tailors," said he, "to remember to make a knot in their thread before they take the first stitch." His companion's prayer is forgotten.
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Hickory dickory dock my daddy's nuts from shellshock.
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Mason shut up! I swear one of these days I'm going to incinerate you!
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I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves
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Jutta, he thinks, I finally listened.
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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He darted a guilty look toward his dad. "Will you - get me a bottle of spicy?"
My eyes jerked to his.
"Maybe some barbecue sauce?"
I closed my mouth before a bug flew into it. "Sure." I did not believe this. I was pimping ketchup to the son of the FIB's captain.
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Watson, you idiot. Some so-and-so has stolen our tent.
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Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
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I will advocate for Kentucky's interests,
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Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
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Firestar: Okay, Jayfeather, what does mallow look like?br>Jayfeather: I don't know, do I? I've never seen it.
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Greetings, Colonel. Please sit
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Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and, O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah you're vinegar! Hahahaha, Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!
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I'm Bertie Byrd. I rent your house since you don't live here anymore." "Did you say Dirty Bird?" He laughed out loud. "Oh, that's a good one, Mr. Fortney. I never heard that one before. A real knee-slapper. Where's the key?
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There's always going to be criticism when your name is Jalen. You have to wear a bulletproof vest and be ready for it.
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Truax held up a business card. Randolph "The Hammer" Tinker Attorney at Law "I nail justice in the face.
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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!
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Dill said striking a match under a turtle was hateful.
"Ain't hateful, just persuades him- 's not like you'd chunk him in the fire," Jem growled.
"How do you know a match don't hurt him?"
"Turtles can't feel , stupid," said Jem.
"Were you ever a turtle, huh?
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Have I missed anything, Watson?"
"Were you going to tell him about the molted snakeskin under the chair cushion he's sitting on, or should I?"
With an undignified yelp, Milo leapt to his feet.
"Oh, yes," Holmes said blandly. "That. Peterson, do check the walls for a rattlesnake.
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Obvious, Elbert.
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Lieutenant Paul T. Funkhouser from Evansville, Indiana, a twenty-three-year-old lawyer yet to practice his trade, led the way aboard his motorcycle. He kept riding back and forth to let the drivers know where to go, and then dashing off to the head of the column.
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Like a wombat in a cornfield." Jo
"Beg pardon?" Cadegan
"You're not the only one who can throw together random words that make no sense and use them in a sentence like they do." Jo
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Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
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A fox should not be of the jury at a goose's trial.
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Tom. I'd like to
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Besides," Bull said as he turned the wheel and powered the boat down, "I'll get your Aunt Georgia to start praying about your case. And after that happens, I wouldn't want to be in J-Fox Sherman's shoes for all the tea in China." Up
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A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.
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A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.
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Jacin. The name brought sunshine and blood and kisses and growls rising to Winter's skin.
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I don't understand you, Pigeon. I thought I knew women, but you're so fucking confusing I don't know which way is up."
"I don't understand you, either. You're supposed to be Eastern's ladies' man. I'm not getting the full freshmen experience they promised in the brochure," I teased.
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Mr. Bentley - He builds fast trucks.
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Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!"
"Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak.
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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
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What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.
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Tutors are usually shaggy, ill-groomed junior dons who smoke and drink to excess and never leave their rooms except for illicit sexual liaisons or to replenish their stocks of tobacco and spirits. A
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Valar Dohaeris. All men must serve.
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A Southerner, inferior.
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Ree sat chilled inside her squat tent. To occupy her mind, she decided to name all the Miltons: Thump, Blond, Catfish, Spider, Whoop, Rooster, Scrap ... Lefty, Dog, Punch, Pinkeye, Momsy ... Cotton, Hog-jaw, Ten Penny, Peashot ...
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Young Juiceman, he a flamer!