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I'm sticking with the Heinekens, but doing a few shots here and there.
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?
...bottle green Jaguar.
Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal and the glory of kings to search out. And men enjoy it to mark their days and celebrate their moments and stand with their brothers in the face of what life brings.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
the large buckets about the
just another empty beer can in the trashpile of life
We drink the can, not the beverage.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Gentlemen, consider: of course the ancient Egyptians made beer cans; where else would they have kept their beer?
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?
Upon my word, you don't think small beer of yourself! Hamper
When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
Friends don't let friends drive drunk."
"Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?"
"How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive the 'Stang?"
"How about you sell me the 'Stang for thirty dollars? I can even pay cash."
"Drunk, but not that drunk, Grey.
fast-food/gas-pump
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.
Teen uk'al k'iinam. Teen uk'al yah. I drink your ache. I drink your pain.
A tank full of life and a running tap.
KEVIN: And now a word from our sponsors. Lauren?
LAUREN: Thank, Kev. Can I call you Kev?
KEVIN: Haha. No Lauren, by no means.
Homer no function beer well without.
When in doubt, bourbon through it.
Draft beer, not people.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.
I have respect for beer.
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.
I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.
ambition on a beer budget.
Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.
I used to drink a lot of lager when I was younger, but I'm more of a wine drinker now, I guess. I feel daunted looking at full pints.
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
bottle that reads, "Drink me.
The beer tastes better when you win
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!
A fusty nut with no kernel.
Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.
If you could bottle it, everyone would have one!
The glass is three fifths full of gas.
The sterner self of the Populace likes bawling, hustling, and smashing; the lighter self, beer.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
Beer is fine," I said.
"For now." Adam waited as I put in my order. "You'll need something stiffer after Mike really starts getting to you."
"Oh, he's getting to me," I said, as the bartender brought my beer. "Usually, I drink Sprite.
We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.
Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.
Milk for infant as liquor for adult.
You like beer? I got one for you, because I'm the type of person who makes assumptions.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
dark-gray cylinder,
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drink between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.
Remember, the best beer in the world is the one you brewed.
When you serve a beer-cock an ear.
handwritten piece of paper taped to the wall by the bar telling customers not to order a lager 'as a punch in the face often offends'.
A man who lies about beer makes enemies
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.
If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think "Hey you, get off the floor!" was my name.
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly ...
I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.
Beer culture is a part of the world of food and drink. It's not just a commodity in cans and bottles, but has a value as an agricultural product with good ingredients.
So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a glass of beer has within it as many aromas and flavors as fine wine. Not everyone understands this, but an increasing number of people do.
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
I don't drink anymore ... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
nothing in the bag but a quart
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
They who drink beer will think beer.
So beer is our bread?
When my guy finished his beer, he crushed it in his hand and threw it on the floor.
Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
What is God drunk on? Your love.
bottle of boxed wine
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?
Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams
Interpreted for Beer.
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster!
You drink root beer while you watch an NBA game? You are an American wannabe, aren't you?"
"That is perhaps the most horrid thing you could say to an Englishman."
"Worse than French wannabe?"
"Well, there is that.
Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
Tonight I'm the designated drinker.
Stirred with passion, steamed with love, laced with humor and served with a smile. On the road. No sugar. No milk. Horn OK Please *Smack!!*
Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?
I really like beer.Beer-- Joss Whedon
traditional British tea.
A 'alf-litre ain't enough. It don't satisfy. And a 'ole litre's too much.
Alcoholics build defenses like the Dutch build dikes.
Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As
Stout as a horse
Here's the beautiful lady with the beer.
We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.