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I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.
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Bill Maher does something amazing in Religulous. He makes Michael Moore look incredibly likable in comparison.
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I've been on Letterman a couple of times. I've been on Leno more than a couple times, and now Letterman hates me because I've been on Leno more than him. They're very jealous of one another, as you know.
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The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do more damage than any Republican assault by Newt Gingrich.
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At that exact moment, Nancy Grace, a CNN legal commentator who combines the nuance of a sledgehammer with the social graces of a harpy..
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If I ever wanted to pick someone's brain, like Larry David would obviously be the most relevant.
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who always seem so fascinating on talk shows because the show's host is usually adept at reacting to whatever they say as if it's the most relevant, entertaining, urgent thing they've ever heard.
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Ricky Gervais is a genius.
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I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.
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Anderson Cooper every night dreams about getting my job permanently really.
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All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.
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I wonder how Jon Stewart is doing right now. I just ... I hope he's happy.
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Many questions torment America in its dark night of the soul, questions more urgently pressing, and yet it must be asked: How did we get stuck with Piers Morgan? Who is he, why is he here, is he returnable?
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The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.
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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
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I really want to interview Larry David.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.
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Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I don't know if he sucks at videogames or not. I don't think he plays them, but he could have this whole secret life I don't know about.
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A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.
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There's only one critic whose opinion I really value, in the final analysis: Johnny Carson. I have never needed any entourage standing around bolstering my ego. I'm secure. I know exactly who and what I am. I don't need to be told. I make no apologies for being the way I am.
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I'd watched a lot of David Letterman for sure. As far as who I watched as a late-show host, it was definitely Letterman.
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I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.
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We knew Chris Matthews had no shame. Now we also know the king of TV ghouls has no souls.
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Larry David is such an incredible talent.
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I'm a big fan of Samantha Bee's.
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I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.
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Jonathan Franzen seems like the grumpiest guy, and he doesn't seem to like much of anything, so I really don't care what he has to say.
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You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!
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People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity - just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.
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I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.
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Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce.
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I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your outtakes!' That's not our job.
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When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
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I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.
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There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
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Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.
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I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.
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After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way.
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I love Chelsea Handler.
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Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds
235 with cologne.
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I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.
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Johnny Carson was a mean-spirited human being. And there are people that he has hurt that people will never know about. And for some reason, at some point, he decided to turn that kind of negative attention toward me. And I refused to have it.
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W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, & Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America.
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Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.
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I'm a pretty big Ricky Gervais fan.
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I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again,'
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I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.
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Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.
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I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.
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I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize.
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I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.
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To be sure, the hard-to-come-by interview - the 'get' - isn't an uncommon phenomenon here at 'The Daily Show.' We've had high-profile dignitaries, low-profile indignitaries, stars you've heard of, authors you should have read.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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He had a nice laugh, rich and almost melodious. It made me think of warm caramel, dripping from a spoon.
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I've been on 'Jay Leno,' and everyone likes Jay, but being on that show is a really boring afternoon. I sincerely like Jay, but I wouldn't want his job, because I'd have to interview Kathy Ireland, and there's nothing there I'd want to know.
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Simon. She might not know many things, but
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day.
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David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.
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Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.
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I was a fan of "The Daily Show" I watched it,I never imagined being on it, but I figured I would just go down there and do my best Stephen Colbert impression.
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It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show.
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You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show.
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Americans have never quite digested television. The mystique which should fade grows stronger. We make celebrities not only of the men who cause events but of the men who read reports of them aloud.
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Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests' books.
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I like Carson. I really like Carson. I can hand an idea to him that's still a little rough, and he can turn it over and tumble it and hand it back to me shining. And I can do the same for him.
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Groucho Marx This is not a book that should be set aside lightly - it should be flung with great force.
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Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef.
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I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.
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Both 'The Daily Show' and 'The Colbert Report,' you're working with the best. When you work with the best, you have to raise your game. If you're working with people who are sub par, you're not forced to give 100 percent because you can get by on 80 percent.
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Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!
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Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.
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I'm going to be pitching Andy Cohen on a new show for Bravo. We can call it 'Project Pantsuit.'
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Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television and, in fairness to television, it's never warmed up to me.
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The more I protest that I'm not Lemony Snicket, and that I'm Daniel Handler instead, the more it becomes clear to the audience that I am in fact Lemony Snicket, that I am in fact standing in front of them.
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On television, journalists now routinely appear on talk-shows-with-an-attitude where they are encouraged to say what they think about something they may not have finished thinking about.
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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
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Alec Baldwin is so funny.
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When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.
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Will Rogers ... used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a
yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with
a newspaper and pretend I'm an intellectual making fun of the yokels
running the government.
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I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.
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Who's the genius who thought replacing Dick Clark with Ryan Seacrest was a good idea?
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People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.
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What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.
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Finally, Everybody Hates Chris is on, isn't that right Alice?? Plus, I dont know why they say to put author name for a stinkin' quote..
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You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.
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We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.
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No doubt there are people who are our guests [ in Oh, Hello] who are more famous, but to me, Mel Brooks is the most famous person. So that was really cool.
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I'm kind of a 'Daily Show,' Bill Maher junkie. I listen to NPR and I still get the 'New York Times' paper delivered to my door, even though I live in L.A.
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Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
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There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.
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Our politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.
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Frighteningly honest. What Anthony Bourdain did to the world of cooking in Kitchen Confidential, Leopold will do to the world of journalism. It's Sid & Nancy meets All the President's Men.
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I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.
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I don't see myself as a Larry King or somebody. When you do interviews, sometimes it turns to interrogations. I'm more of a conversationalist, not throwing hardball questions.