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Kaz, this whole 'shoot me' thing is starting to concern me.
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At wuntz? What HE do?
What HE do? Who do?
Wuntz do hoo doo? How do he do hoo doo?
Once do who do? What? What!? To wit, WHAT.
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Howay yabastaaz I'll t-t-take the f-f-fuckin lorrayaz! Am fuckin al reet me man. Why aye!
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Hear it when i get biz for K-Von, I'm pledgin, died, on 104 Northern Boulevard corona queens legend
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am Slinklebert Petrovius Mordechai Smythe, but everyone calls me Slinky, mainly because nobody can ever figure out how to say my name properly.
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Just call me the Boswell of the Krull Gang.
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When the game ended, Mike laid down his control paddle. "So you've met the Nordic goddess, right?"
Aria glanced up at him warily. "Excuse me?"
Mike rolled his eyes. "Duh. Klaudia, which I'm pretty sure is Scandinavian for sex vixen.
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"Croissant": However you choose to pronounce it at home, it is perhaps worth nothing that outside the United States, the closer you can come to saying "kwass-ohn," the sooner you can expect to be presented with one.
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You have no finesse," a gambler at the Silver Garter once said to him. "No technique."
"Sure I do," Kaz had responded. "I practice the art of 'pull his shirt over his head and punch till you see blood.
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Mistah Kurtz--he dead.
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The bird, the best, the fisch eke in the see,They live in fredome, everich in his kynd.And I a man, and lakkith libertee.
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One of our worst traits in journalism is that when we have a narrative in our minds, we often plug in anecdotes that confirm it. Thus we managed to portray President Gerald Ford, a first-rate athlete, as a klutz.
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Sugar," said Kaz.
Jesper nudged the sugar bowl down the table to him.
Kaz rolled his eyes. "Not for my coffee, you podge.
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beshert. Meant to be.
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Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz.
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Weltschmerz, basically, is the depression we feel when bamboozlers, fanatics, manipulators, trolls, bigots, demagogues, fear-mongers, liars and prigs threaten to take over the world, and there's nothing, we think, we can do about it.
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Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye
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For all the normal people who make fun of the mentally ill it's spelled K.A.R.M.A. and it's pronounced your days coming, Bitch!
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K-k-keep your helmet on. T-t-toothless doing his BEST.
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The pig says oink.
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Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will - !
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He had no idea what Jilly Lovitz would appreciate or not. And why the hell did her name have so many fucking L's in it? She'd probably done it on purpose, just to annoy him.
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Intelligence reports and local folklore together perpetuated tales of his bloody adventures across the rim worlds and badlands of Terran space. It was his trademark and often over the last two decades, history proclaimed in large bloody letters that 'Kilroy woz 'ere.
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Thank you, I thought fervently. Thank you, Slavic forebears, ye heavily into consonants. Ye fans of high-scoring Scrabble tiles. Ye who boldly dropped z's where no z's had been dropped before. I appreciate it.
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Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.
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Kurkov loves his weltschmerz as much as the next guy
but he doesn't see why weltschmerz shouldn't come bundled up with a narrative that kicks a little bit of ass
the edge of the left cheek, say.
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Cesky Krumlov, the little jewel box of a city in southern Bohemia.
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Krohan but from that distance he sounded almost
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Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky:
R: Ravishing, I: Impress,
C: Courageous or Careless,
K: for the Kangols which I've got,
That I wear everyday and Y: Why not?
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I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING!!
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What is he doing?" asked Matthias.
"Performing an ancient Zemeni ritual," Kaz said.
"Really?"
"No.
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I am going to have one Klitschko for breakfast and one Klitschko for lunch.
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German? I don't know what that means ... we don't say that in America
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People of ze wurl, relax!
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Superman, Superman, crunchy little Superman. Found you in a Cornflakes box.
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So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?
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Wylan didn't think he imagined the tension in the rasp of Kaz's voice. Kaz never yelled the way Wylan's father did, but Wylan had learned to listen for that low note, that bit of black harmony that crept into Kaz's tone when things were about to get dangerous.
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I came up with myself. FAYZ. Spelled F-A-Y-Z. It stands for Fallout Alley Youth Zone. Fallout Alley, and nothing but kids." Howard laughed his mean laugh. "Don't worry, Astrid, it's just a FAYZ. Get it? Just a FAYZ.
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What!You know German?
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Dirk an I tried to learn Klingon, but it sounded like we were choking on cabbage. The Neighbors called nine-one-one
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What's ka?" Eddie's voice was truculent. "I never heard of it. Except if you say it twice you come out with the baby word for shit.
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No one got the better of Kaz. He was the toughest, scariest thing walking the alleys of the Barrel.
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A new phrase was making the rounds in Berlin, to be deployed upon encountering a friend or acquaintance on the street, ideally with a sardonic lift of one eyebrow: "Lebst du noch?" Which meant, "Are you still among the living?
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Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake.
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blatherskate," I
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Kaz had tapped his crow's head cane on the flagstones of the tomb floor. "Do you know what Van Eck's problem is?"
"No honor?" said Matthias.
"Rotten parenting skills?" said Nina.
"Receding hairline?" offered Jesper.
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Dill if you don't hush I'll knock you bowlegged.
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Evidence my 14yr old daughter is geek-literate: In lieu of OK, one might type K while texting. She instead typed "Potassium".
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Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
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Tinks titties Rache
Jenks
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The Chollerick drinkes, the Melancholick eats, the Flegmatick sleepes.
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When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.
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Could you conjugate that? To sleaze. I sleaze. You sleaze. We all have sleazen.
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Knavery is the best defense against a knave.
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What are you now, Jaz Bond? Double-oh-Six, the chhakka secret agent?
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You like Superman?"
I shrugged, "He lacks the boyish charm of Spiderman, but he's alright."
"I'm like Superman."
I rolled my eyes. "This should be good. And who am I? Louis Lane?"
A solemn shake of his head, and then his hands were tangling in my hair. "You're kryptonite.
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He's horrible."
"But effective. Being angry at Kaz for being ruthless is like being angry at a stove for being hot.
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Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you?
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When a person's last response was Saumensch or Saukerl or Arschloch, you knew you had them beaten.
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Actually, Keke is my nickname. When I was little, my sister was about four years old, and she had an imaginary friend named Keke. And she wanted my name to be Keke.
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Zip zop wop boopity bop.
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Ketchup
I'm hot, dog
Frankfurters, you're Nathan
But relish hatin'
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Aramaic has no vowels. So MLK spells Moloch." "Or milk," Deborah said. "Really, Debs, if you think our killer would tattoo milk on his neck, you need a nap.
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What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?
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A Jew, crossing the street, bumped into an anti-Semite. "Swine!" bellowed the paskudnyak. "Goldberg," said the Jew, bowing.
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Ludwik Szatera was a passionate lover of nostalgia. He could never come to terms with the eternal passage of men, objects and events. Each moment inexorably turning into the past was to him precious, invaluable, and he witnessed its passing with a sense of inexpressible regret.
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My name came from me wanting a 'double-letter' artist name. In search of the ultimate L-word to put in front of my real name Luke, I heard Snoop Dogg rapping in Gin and Juice 'Laaaaiiidbackk ... ' and I was sold!
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No one knew who he was. No one knew where he came from. He'd become Kaz Brekker, cripple and confidence man, bastard of the Barrel. The
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If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.
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Kaz had always kept himself at a remove from everyone. They'd wanted camaraderie, friendship, but he had never agreed to play their game, only his own.
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Ven mazel kumt, shtelt im a shtul. When mazel comes, pull up a chair for it. (p. 292)
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little do these people know I am just a pawn" spat Kell
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Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke.
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There are no good men in Ketterdam, Kaz said. And then he'd simply let go.
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Luck's the word those with poor hearts use for ka ...
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What is your definition of skank?' I ask.
'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.
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BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.
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Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?
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The Klit brothers should first fight each other, and the winner should fight me.
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I'm a business man," he'd told her. "No more, no less."
"You're a thief, Kaz."
"Isn't that what I just said?
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Maktub" (It is written.)
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I'm living with K-Fed's retarded half brotha/sista.
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You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and had her view the valley below just at sunset. Well, mama, what would you call that? And she said, Ver nize.
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All of us have schnozzles ... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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Eviction," Frieda said. "You can't pay, you can't stay." She said in Yiddish, "Es iz shver tzu makhen a leben." It's hard to make a living.
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Shalom Aleichem!!
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Feeling anything for Kaz Brekker was the worst follishness.
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I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!
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Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it.
Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it.
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The resulting, stable singularities now carry the name BKL in honor of Belinsky, Khalatnikov, and Lifshitz. A BKL singularity is chaotic. Highly chaotic. And lethal. Highly lethal.
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I could pick a favorite YouTuber, maybe I would say GloZell.
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Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack."
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I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz.
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K-turned across the width of Janet Salter's street. The
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Merz art strives for immediate expression by shortening the path from intuition to visual manifestation of the artwork ... they will receive my new work als they always have when something new presents itself: with indignation and screams of scorn.
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I told Khaled you the best but I'm the bestest. Better run for cover if your name is on my checklist.
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What are you working on?" Mr. K. was asked. Mr. K. replied: "I'm having a hard time; I'm preparing my next mistake.
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It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
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My number one focus is and will always be football. I wanted to make sure that companies I partner with not only respect that, but also make sense and are quality products. I think Klipsch is synonymous with quality in the sound industry, so it was a natural partnership.