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You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts.
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You ain't as hard as you act.
When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat ...
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K-turned across the width of Janet Salter's street. The
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An old man stood by the window, his hands clasped behind his back. He had probably been waiting for them in this exact pose. He was, quite obviously, a dick.
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Dieter, you're a brick!" I shouted. I couldn't help it. Dieter looked as pleased as punch. To him, being called a brick by an English native was probably more precious than a knighthood.
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A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me?
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When one door closes, sometimes we need to turn the knob to open another...
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One I'm not sure I'm supposed to appreciate
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Cock-sucking son of a goddamn dick-faced bitch!
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*jerk'jrk 1 an ex-wife or ex-husband who continually annoys you with stupid, irrational, and immature behavior 2 one whose values differ so dramatically from yours that you wonder how you will ever make it through your child's lifetime
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You twirl a mean pizza, Honey...
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Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks
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This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob.
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Is this the asshole rocker?
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Conceited little mega-puppy.
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Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
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Mr. Sausage Nose
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My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call me God"

"Well Mr Slade, if we are going by acronyms, I guess I could also call you Ass?
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I just lost a buttonhole.
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grovelling, mole-eyed blockhead
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There is a metal bar with two small balls, one at the top and one on the underside, in the end of his penis, and I'm completely thrown. Nate, my suit-wearing, conservative-looking except for the long hair thing boss has his penis pierced?
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I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like "Knuckle Cock," only not so flowery and romantic sounding.
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She's a wolf. Get it right, crap for brains. Tink's knickers, you have got to be the stupidest lunker I've ever lit on.
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This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?
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What's a dick?" Parenting fail number five-hundred-and-eighty-two of today. "Nothing, babe. I said tick. A tick is a bug." "So you called that person a bug?" "Yup. A big bug.
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It is hard for a flat thing to understand a round one.
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Who in the hot hunk of sex are you?
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I am a rune a carrot a little joke
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You switches a mean fanny round in a kitchen.
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Be true to your Dick.
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Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs.
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Uncle Monty tell
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Floating screw - that's what people used to call me.
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Tug the pug? Wax his ax? Wobble his knob? "Did you guys hold a Who Can Come Up with the Worst Euphemism contest at some point and not invite me?" he called up
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If I were asked to think up a new name for temptation, I should recommend the word 'doorknob', because what are these protuberances put on doors for if not to tempt us ...
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Brynna replies I think you spell it c-o-c-k. But you're not suppose to spell it, Jules, you're suppose to suck it
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A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.
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Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane
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Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?
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Obould stuck it in deep, and stuck it hard,
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How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks!
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If you want to touch me, Kendall, touch me. Don't hide behind those little girl slaps.
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I'd recently had a gun to my head and wasn't in the mood for any more shenanigans from the penis-endowed gender. I reached into a side pocket of my bag as nonchalantly as I could and wrapped my fingers around Margaret, my Glock.
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She was a stubborn woman who needed a good spanking, and not of the kinky variety.
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When I have you bent over this couch, which one of your names should I moan?
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If he weren't a stick his own self, I'd say he had a stick up his butt.
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Limp dick motherfucker! Let me go!
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Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.
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My trigger finger itching, positioned at your dome, one twitch and it's on. No remorse or second thoughts.
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Thou lump of foul deformity!
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This boy was so far out of my league it was embarrassing. I found myself staring at him, trying to find some minute flaw that might justify dragging him back to my level. Finding nothing, I decided that having a dimple on only one cheek was practically a deformity.
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Late last night and the night before, tommyknockers, tommyknockers knocking on my door. I wanna go out, don't know if I can 'cuz I'm so afraid of the tommyknocker man.
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Just think of dick as pussy on a stick.
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I cracked the window shades of my eyes. Jake knelt over me, the head of my cock in his mouth.
I raised my head, mumbled, "What are you doing?"
He paused the proceedings long enough to utter, "If you don't know, I must not be doing it correctly.
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Pemberton felt something shift inside him, something small but definite, the way a knob's slight twist allowed a door to swing wide open.
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My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover.
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How come you're always so mean?
Howie Katelnikof
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You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it.
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You stupid piece of warm bacon.
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So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky."
"You're the one who ties people up, babe.
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You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I'll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick! Last chance... you force yourself into that woman... and I'll force this knife into your dick hole!
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Sometimes I think I'm kinky because I fantasize about slapping you. And then I realize I really just want to slap you.
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Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!
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How tight are you,Hellen?If I fuck you with my fingers,will you squeeze them tight?Show me what my cock aches to feel.
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Owr brave little shank!
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You fucked-up hunk.
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your a wizard harry
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round. Then I'm calling the fight. You knock this motherfucker out right now or it's over.
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A slut born out of masculine persuasion.
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Who is this repulsive dwarf?
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Axel Reid, you wake up right now!" I yell. "Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my pussy, he found it asshole, now back off.
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Loony, Loopy Lupin.
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I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside.
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Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one.
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But, Jesus, Tommy, what do you expect me to say? I grew up with you. When we were kids your fly was open more often than the twenty-four-hour laundromat. If your dick had been a gun you could have outdrawn Doc Holliday.
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There shall come a day when all the women in the world will lie in the gutter screaming for cock,' he intoned. 'But not an inch shall they be given!'
'Am I to understand,' Knud Erik asked, 'that nobody wanted to screw you?
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Hang, cur, hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!
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An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.
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You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.
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The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view
"Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily as he turned around to face Zane again. He frowned suddenly. "Is beefcake one word or two?"
Zane laughed. "Who cares when you've got a great ass?
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Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
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It was maddening how your best friend could twist the knobs inside of you so much that it hurt.
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Asshole by nature, prick by design
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Remember the stories you used to write? About that billionaire. You made fun of his fingers! Woo-hooo. 'Short-fingered vulgarian,' you called him.
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Word around town is you're a bit of a dick-tator.
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I'm so well-rounded I'm almost spherical.
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Godzilla sized dick.
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From fifty shades "This will be guick and for me Not you Don't come or I will Spank you
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Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.
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Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.
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Missus called out to Tomfry, said keep it down, a lady shouldn't know where her bacon comes from. When we heard that, I told Aunt-Sister, missus didn't know what end her bacon went in and what end it came out. Aunt-Sister slapped me into yesterday.
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I want to spank you, but also want to know you want it. I need to hear it sweetheart, tell me you deserve it ...
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I am as I am, And so is a stone; Them that don't like me, Must leave me alone.
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Kaylin. The shape of a girl on the edge of the long climb into adulthood.
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Can I have my knife back?' Meaning, can I have my knife back. I don't care whether this man seems like he only goes after age appropriate penis; I won't be taking any chances. And I won't be going any farther thank the juvie center parking lot with him either. I put the run in runaway.
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You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door.
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Door. Fucker hit me with the bedroom door!
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Our Klutz clangs into Stop signs while riding a bike, and knocks over giant displays of expensive fine china. Despite being five foot nine and weighing 110 pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society. But Fred Tom loves her anyway.