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Poor as an honest lawyer.
I like practicing law.
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature.
I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples ... do not f**k with me!
Rattle a lawyer's door and you get more lawyers.
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer
They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.
There are few things in life worse than a long-winded lawyer.
Never keep a lawyer waiting. They have friends in low and infernal places.
Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
I am a trial lawyer. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit.
The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
I hate my own attorneys!
Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn't exist, but if some people have them, then you'd better have one, too, just in case.
We have way too many lawyers, the price for them has plummeted and you will have a miserable and unsatisfying life. Unless you get into Harvard Law. You could be in a yurt on the Mongolian Plateau and they'll say, "Oh you must be smart. You went to Harvard Law."
Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
loved lawyers; never before had there been such a scrupulous, underhanded, deceiving creature as the lawyer. And
As an actor, you're sort of the court-appointed lawyer for the character.
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
In seeking a lawyer, you are looking for an advocate, an expert advisor on the law and on your rights and responsibilities, a strategist, a negotiator, and a litigator.
A judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail.
A lawyer art thou? Draw not nigh! Go, carry to some fitter place The keenness of that practised eye, The hardness of that sallow face.
My lawyer has been a good friend of mine for a long time. He and I continuously have conversations.
A lawyer has no business with the justice or injustice of the cause which he undertakes, unless his client asks his opinion, and then he is bound to give it honestly. The justice or injustice of the cause is to be decided by the judge.
I played a lawyer in a movie, so, many times I think I am a lawyer. And clearly I'm not a lawyer, because I got arrested.
Remember that it is not the lawyer who knows the most law, but the one who best prepares his case, who wins.
The Term "a Criminal Lawyer" Is the Opposite of an Oxymoron
Lawyers are the jackals of commerce.
A good lawyer, just like a good poker player, must always keep his cards close to his chest.
I am a Yale Law School graduate.
I practise law almost every day. Exclusively criminal work these days.
Lawyers serve a purpose, and we couldn't operate as society without them. They can make things more complicated and difficult, but there are certain times where the need for them is crucial to an argument or an event or an issue.
good lawyers know the law and that great lawyers know the judge?
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
He who represents himself has a fool for a client
The Law and the Lawgiver are one.
The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
I was a pretty terrible lawyer. A really, really terrible lawyer.
This world is full of dangerous beasts - but none quite as ugly and uncontrollable as a lawyer who has finally flipped off the tracks of Reason. He will run completely amok - like a Priest into sex, or a narc-squad cop who suddenly decides to start sampling his contraband. Yes
A British lawyer would like to think of himself as part of that mysterious entity called The Law; an American lawyer would like a swimming pool and two houses.
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.
If I was a lawyer, I'd be my own best client.
To become a lawyer you must discard your ethics and become an eloquent devil that views justice as god.
There has been a great proliferation of lawyers in the pat 20 years, just as there has been a proliferation of computers. But unlike computers, lawyers do not get twice as intelligent and half as expensive every two years.
I was a lawyer for about ten years. The law teaches one to see things from all different angles.
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..
A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.
I'm a lawyer, Rachel. We keep going until we get an answer we believe.
Got a budget for the lawyer though.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
Lawyers belong to the people by birth and interest, and to the aristocracy by habit and taste; they may be looked upon as the connecting link of the two great classes of society.
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No other profession is subject to the public contempt and derision that sometimes befalls lawyers. the bitter fruit of public incomprehension of the law itself and its dynamics.
He's the guy that the joke was wrote about: 'Is he a criminal lawyer?' 'Yes, very.
Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair shop.
For me, being a lawyer means to help those in need.Lawyer-- Joe Jamail
I'm a big Bruce Lee fan, and if I saw Bruce Lee try to be some namby-pamby lawyer, I'd want my money back.
As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then?
The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.
Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over.
Law..is too important to be left to the lawyers.
As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
My Lawyer being practiced almost from his Cradle in defending Falsehood; is quite out of his Element when he would be an Advocate for Justice, which as an Office unnatural, he always attempts with great Awkwardness if not with Ill-will.
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.
I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!
A lawyer can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns.
The careful untangling of a legal issue. Like math, but with words.
Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.
My father is a practicing criminal law attorney in the Seattle area.
I was taught that a lawyer was supposed to be a custodian of the community's legal and ethical sense.
I honestly don't know how anyone functions in this society without a law degree.
He's one of those attorneys who think of the law as a game, not a morality play. I'm told that'd the kind you want.
I'm a civil rights attorney. I'm a victim rights attorney.
Lawyers must pry into the recesses of the human heart, and become well acquainted with the whole moral world, that they may discover the abstract reason of all laws.
Successful trial lawyers are like heat-seeking missiles carrying payloads of information prejudicial to their opponent's case, constantly looking for the chance to unload their cargo, right up until the final moments of trial.
Let us kill all lawyers
Lawyers are natural politicians.
Animals don't hire lawyers
It doesn't make sense for me to be a lawyer in a place where there is no law.
In the heart of every lawyer, worthy of the name, there burns a deep ambition so to bear himself that the profession may be stronger by reason of his passage through its ranks, and that he may leave the law itself a better instrument of human justice than he found it.
Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.
Lawyering is very individualistic. There are lawyers who are going to be that persistent birddog, they're never going to give up on the client, they're going to defend people.
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.
Not a lawyer but carries within him the debris of a poet.
A lawyer aint a priest. Nor a doctor. Law's more vagrant than sickness or sin. We make our case. We'd be fools to say what a dozen other fools might think of it.
What if I become a lawyer?' 'Please don't do that,' says Ruiz. 'Why not?' 'They're like monkeys who get dressed up and fling poo at each other.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
who's this dub?" "Lawyer." Lawyer? I glance to Al for clarification but he's clearly as bewildered as I am. (argument amongst other fishermen) John heads toward the door, then turns, points to me. "You're alright. Only lawyer I ever seen could keep his yap shut longer than thirty seconds.
It is a horrible demoralizing thing to be a lawyer. You look for such low motives in everyone and everything.
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.
An advocate who has been well paid in advance will find the cause he is pleading all the more just.
What do lawyers learn in law school? They learn to win ... What we've got to start thinking about is how do we solve problems.
I went to law school after college.
A lawyer caught in the toils of a murder case is like a man newly fallen in love: his involvement is total.