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Um. Oh dear." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I don't know. Are you thinking, goats are kind of like sheep with bad attitude? I'm not a fucking chupacabra, man.
panchitos, blacks,
Lemurs?" Frank asked nervously. "I'm guessing you don't mean the furry little guys from Madagascar?
I can't help but be amazed at the power such small, unassuming animals wield over us; they so easily break down our defences.
Carnivorous unicorns, I thought.
I wonder what the animal's name was.
Hoorah, all things lycanthropic.
Sheep with a nasty side.
I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!
The Mollusks - generous hosts when they weren't trying to kill you.
Anne is quite the animal lover," Fang said to me as we followed Angel. "Horses, sheep, goats. Chickens. Pigs." "Yeah," I said. "I wonder who's for dinner?
Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so cute and fluffy to be so nasty.
I look at Nick in distress. "Why is he spitting at me?"
"Maybe he thinks he's a llama.
chooks. You cannot go away and leave
They were a bit like cows but twice and large,
Australopithecus.
A prickle of porcupines, a cackle of hyenas, a pounce of cats, a slither of snakes. But it's a nest of vipers, a quiver of cobras, and a rhumba of rattlesnakes. They also have a parliament of owls and a congress of baboons, which I find insulting to baboons myself.
These Atlantikoinonia. They're human? (Acheron)
What else would they be? Turnips? (Tory)
Avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts.
Food for the native Ewoks.
Stuffed creatures, come to life and attack werewolves.
Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.
Who the hell is afraid of a fridge but ties himself to a puma?
Crabs, crabs, crabs. Crabs the size of beach donkeys.
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.
I am careful with the arguas (tomato caterpillars). Be careful with your mothers' hearts too, por favor.
THE PINATA-MAKER'S DAUGHTER
Weasels
and stoats
and foxes
and so on. They're all right in a way
I'm very good friends with them
pass the time of day when we meet, and all that
but they break out sometimes, there's no denying it, and then
well, you can't really trust them, and that's the fact.
Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
Leunagasolin, such as, oh, the Moss Creature here, brightest
Don't use 'tea' and 'manure' in the same sentence or I'll have to pound you into the ground." "You're such a baby," Lexi said. "It's science. You're supposed to love science." "I draw the line at foul-smelling llama-manure tea.
They clutch and cling and howl when I leave them, but how badly they love.
Fetishes ... they're the pet you feed or the beast that eats you. We'll feed your beast until it's tamed.
They strain over gnats and swallow camels. They also cannibalize each other for power.
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.
Masai and elephants. The rest is dust.
Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.
They're one of - crocs and snakes are two of my favorite animals. They're so good.
A mix of human and lizard and who knows what else. White, tight reptilian skin smeared with gore, clawed hands and feet, their faces a mess of conflicting features.
Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?"
"Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest."
"But kosher."
"I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.
Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.
Manitoba ... Not sure what to do about them. Restock the province with megafauna and encourage tourism, I think. How quickly can we breed back the saber-toothed cats?
Mosquitoes, how wonderful! No one puts them in cages or makes pets out of them.
I hate pigs. I hate goats.
Vampires might bite, honey, but lycans tear.
Blood, fat, marrow, grease, sinew, muscle, guts, hide, fur, sleep
They may twitch in their dreams when they sleep
but they sleep deep
jokes about arks. The
Animals are good to think with.
Barking spiders!
Baboons, I observed. One with a big gun and the other with a big mouth, and both with alpha-sized, flaming pink asses.
Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
Whining and panting beneath
Sharks are workers like the critics remoras.
Our creature comforts
poachers and Methodies, of course. Oh,
This world has seen the birth of several strange animals.
Things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.
What is the largest land mammal doing with three times as many neurons as our own species?
Laetoli hominins, but we will never be able to answer them all. They walked down a path
GIANTS RATS- I Slap all my enemies in the face! And shatter the teeth of the wicked, in the name of Jesus, flee toothless into the bush!
I'm an animal lover.
My clients are the whales and the seals.
And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.
A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker.
I'm in the habit of employing either sharks or mice.
Animals! the object of insatiable interest, examples of the riddle of life, created, as it were, to reveal the human being to man himself, displaying his richness and complexity in a thousand kaleidoscopic possibilities, each of them brought to some curious end, to some characteristic exuberance.
I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.
the senile, lecherous expression of a camel.
Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart.
Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
Liraz's smile was like the love child of a shark and a scimitar.
What kind of an animal would do such a thing? The old me, I think. ***
It is ferocious, life, but it must eat . . .
What sort of moths eat chainmail?
I'm fond of my werecats, if only because I have four real-world felines staring at me as I type.
Sandworms ... you know I hate 'em!
I'd lean more toward werewolves. Wolves are cool.
The howling pariah dogs, the cocks that herald dawn all night, the drumming, the moaning that will be found later white plumage huddled on telegraph wires in back gardens or fowl roosting in apple trees, the eternal sorrow that never sleeps of great Mexico.
You'll have to excuse Zo's manners. She was raised by a group of indigenous swamp wallabies and is at times uncomfortable conversing with civilized humans."
"Look, it's like this-" Zo started to say, but then she interrupted herself. "Swamp wallabies?
The combined outrage of the millions of creatures which have suffered at the hands of man may well combine to haunt us. We are all of the same family, though destiny has assigned us to different roles: in our relationship with animals, we should regard them as different, not inferior.
What about when they're hibernating? (Leta) The coyotes get them. (Aiden) Well, then, I guess you need to go ahead and shoot me and get it over with. The coyotes are probably starving in this weather. (Leta)
Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them.
The feasant hens of Colchis, which have two ears as it were consisting of feathers, which they will set up and lay down as they list.
They that have voice of lions and act of hares,
are they not monsters?
I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.
I've got nine dogs, eight birds, turtles, fish and I had wallabies at one point.
Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.
Elusive, spectacular, utterly at home, the fact of these British goshawks makes me happy. Their existence gives the lie to the thought that the wild is always something untouched by human hearts and hands. The wild can be human work. It
Armageddon chickens.
Tortoises are incredible creatures," Dad says earnestly. "What they lack in elegance and beauty they more than make up for in the ability to curl up and defend themselves from predators."
"What, like me?
What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir?
The stumbling weighty hostility of bears, the incorporated rapacity of wolves..
In a long journey straw waighs.
It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.
How like they are to human things!
Over 2,000 reptiles await you.
Regardless of the breed, cats
A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.