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Crabs, crabs, crabs. Crabs the size of beach donkeys.
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I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.
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Do you think the lobsters in the tank try to help the other lobsters? Is that why they pile up like that? Or is it just for company, because they know they're all doomed? Better
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Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.
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Those little fish and the lobster as well are automatic survival mechanisms, like politicians. They
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Dad-a-jum, dad-a-jiggers, goddam lobsters bit off your fingers, King said, and actually laughed.
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I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.
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Seafood is one of my biggest pet peeves.
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She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers.
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Crabs feast on your flesh. You've feasted on enough of them, you
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The hour was growing nigh for crustacean vengeance.
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I'm a menace to society,
But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me.
After the date, I'mma want to do the wild thing ...
You're talkin' lobster? I'm thinkin' Burger King.
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I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.
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I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.
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Excuse me if I enjoy myself rather obviously! I don't often have the luck to have a dream like this. It is new to me for a nightmare to lead me to a lobster. It is commonly the other way.
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fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
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Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection?
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Joke:
What was the octopus's favorite game at the beach BBQ?
Tidal Pool Twister
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Don't insult me. Everyone knows a turtle is a crustacean on its mother's side.
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What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you?
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I have the backbone of an eel.
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Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring.
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Objects are relatively stupid. They do a few things well, as do lobsters.
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Grobanite makes me think of a type of harmless crustacean.
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I'm a huge seafood lover; I could cook it everyday.
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Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat.
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Part of the reason people could eat so well was that many foods that we now think of as delicacies were plenteous then. Lobsters bred in such abundance around Britain's coastline that they were fed to prisoners and orphans or ground up for fertilizer.
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I didn't like crab. Not at all. My stepmother had tricked my into eating a crab sandwich once in a cafe in Cromer, told me it was tuna. I'd never forgiven her.
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As soon as I get home, all I want to eat is seafood.
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I was bitten by an octopus.
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When I started cooking the meal at home, after I had started cooking in restaurants, I usually would prepare bay scallops or lobster.
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I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
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We watch the chef slice eel and octopus, delicate operations of dismemberment and amputation. For some reason it makes me think of poetry.
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An enormous fish poked his head out of the water and stared at them. "Who are you?" he demanded.
"Avon Snail, at your service," said Avon.
"Edward Ant," said Edward. "But I am not at your service.
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Under the sea, the merman feast on starfish soup and all the serving men are crabs.
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You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk
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The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.
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I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian.
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An oyster, that marvel of delicacy, that concentration of sapid excellence, that mouthful bwefore all other mouthfuls, who first had faith to believe it, and courage to execute? The exterior is not persuasive.
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Seafood was always my favorite food. I mean, fried lobster? Come on. Once I found out shrimp, scallops and lobster were my allergic triggers, I had to change my diet.
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We've got a name for sushi in Georgia ... bait
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I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume.
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Of all nature's animated kingdoms, fish are the most unchristian, inhospitable, heartless, and cold-blooded of creatures.
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Bugrit! Millennium Hand and Shrimp
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Everything is octopusied.
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The thing that has been weighing on my mind this week is that I wanted to go and save all the little live lobsters in restaurants and throw them back in the ocean. Imagine me being arrested for that.
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Nothing seems true today except the death of the goldfish who used to make love at ninety kilometers an hour in the pool. The maid has given him a Christian burial. To the worms! To the worms!
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She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide.
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A man was sitting on the float wearing a plaid shirt, jeans, and a worn Sox cap, working on a lobster trap. The place was classic Maine, like you'd see on a postcard. Tori
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Nonetheless, the oyster, could it fancy, should fancy its excremental equipment a hot item, for what other among Creation's crapping creatures can convert its bodily wastes into treasure?
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A.J. decides to call Lambiase. He suggests frozen shrimp from Costco, which A.J. now recognizes as Lambiase's default party-throwing suggestion.
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I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.
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Yeah, well, it's not like the old days." I bit into my lobster roll. Maybe the best lobster roll in Boston, which made it, arguably, the best lobster roll in the world. "It's
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A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
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My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab.
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Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.
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The body is a rock; the arms are snakes
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I'm at the round table, where your seat at?
Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass?
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I like working with fish, so naturally I like seafood.
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Life is hard, we say. An oyster's life is worse. She lives motionless, soundless, her own cold ugly shape her only dissipation ...
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
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That was sort of like being in someone else's nightmare, only no one was naked and there were no lobsters on the walls.
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A jellyfish is little more than a pulsating bell, a tassel of trailing tentacles and a single digestive opening through which it both eats and excretes - as regrettable an example of economy of design as ever was.
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He was beneath the waves, a creature crawling the ocean bottom.
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The Mollusks - generous hosts when they weren't trying to kill you.
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I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.
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Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?
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Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut.
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Am I really just a narcissist,
Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?
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Go to sleep, Crab."
"I don't sleep. I'm a crab. I only lie dormant."
"Why don't you sleep?"
"Because things will kill me if I do. I need to be in a state of constant awareness. Even if you think I'm sleeping, I'm not. I'm saving my energy so that I can fuck you up. Heads up 24/7.
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They say he has made a fortune selling lobsters and renting houses to the summer people.
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Is this chicken or is this fish?
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FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs
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Contrary to common belief, it is not true that if you cut a worm-fisherman in half, each half will grow into a complete fisherman. For which we should all be eternally grateful.
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On Sunday, something washed up on shore.
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I am really a sea creature. Just a mammal that lost its fins.
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I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.
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Those less fortunate eat dried fish while the truly destitute fight with the spiny shells of crabs or lobsters. Decades later, my father will find it incomprehensible that Americans crave what in his childhood was considered repugnant fare.
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Lobsters, snails, crabs, clams, squids, slugs, and members of the European royal families, by contrast, have blue blood, due to the fact that it's based on copper rather than iron.
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Look, man, I don't know who you are, but that crocodile has been terrorizing Long Island for weeks. I take that kind of personal, as this is my home turf. A few days ago, it ate one of our pegasi.
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A phantom fish, half beaten to death, wriggled in my stomach.
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Jellyfish," Riaz said, after considering the other inhabitants of the sea. "Seriously, there cannnot be jellyfish changelings."
Hawke turned to look over his shoulder. "What the hell have you been smoking?"
Riaz shruged, his mood undampened. "It was green and leafy.
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The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
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Go and see whether the Doctor is about,' said Jack, 'and if he is, ask him to look in, when he has a moment.'
Which he is in the fish-market, turning over some old-fashioned lobsters. No. I tell a lie. That is him, falling down the companion-way and cursing in foreign.
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It's an alien."
"Sand crab," Leon said. "It won't hurt you."
"It sure is ugly."
"Ugly never hurt a thing."
I scoffed. "Oh, ugly has hurt some things. It's just that pretty hurts more."
"Amen.
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See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.
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One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I think he wanted to get in bed with me.
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Who has more leisure than a worm?
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Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps.
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I am a giant squid of anger.
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I am nothing but a miserable, crushed worm, whom no one wants, whom no one loves, a useless creature with morning sickness, and abig belly, two rotten teeth, and a bad temper, a battered sense of dignity, and a love which nobody wants and which nearly drives me insane.
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Who hears the fishes when they cry?
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My God, what's happened?" He crossed to her at once and knelt at her side. "What is it? Tell me."
"It's ruined," she cried.
"What's ruined?"
"Everything. Your meal. My life. Our chances." She hiccupped. "The eel.
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How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?
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It is not a matter of indifference whether we like oysters or clams, snails or shrimp, if only we know how to unravel the existential significance of these foods.
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Critter: I was fairly relieved when Sea took off on her own. She was wearing some two-sizes-too-small T-shirt, practically forcing my eyes to home in on "the girls," and all I could think was I'm going to turn into a pillar of salt.
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A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie.
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The pearl on my beloved's neck, Afflicted sore the oyster!
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People think hermit crabs are cute, but I can't think of anything creepier. Some dead thing's shell, with legs poking out of it. Scuttling. Feeding on corpses. Living in a borrowed skin of death.
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I'm sorry I'm not a jellyfish.