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I am not one to brag but to tell you the truth mang,
I am funkier then a locker room after a hoop game.
I can't help laughing because it's funny,
OMG, I am so WTF over it, I'm LOL-ing
Do you know how much alike we are?
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
I'm going to let you keep that smug look on your face. You earned it.
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue. Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through.
I almost vomited in the boot! I was just about to vomit in the boot! Can you imagine how upset I would have been?
You are the kind of guy who always hopes for a miracle at the last minute.
I'm a big competitor.
We have been so patient and loyal ... and what has it gotten us? We want our full share now.
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
You should have seen the look on your skull...Skull-- Rich Burlew
That shit stops now.
You guys are like drug dealers peddling adrenaline
You are trying to lure us into revealing information you're not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs?
You are not going to like what I have to say," Sean said. "Just give it to me fast, I'd rather have you kick me square in the nuts then squeeze and twist on them all afternoon.
Your like my own personal brand of heroine.
How extremely stupid not to have thought of that
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.
I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My heart did not beat for a minute.
The next time someone says, "Hey, you fight like a
girl!" your response is going to be, "You bet I do!
That has nothing to do with basketball. That's just because I'm sexy.
Look, I am very competitive.
You're such a drama queen
Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block,
I really don't care if you're jealous or not.
How many managers told me, 'Get a nose job. You're not pretty enough?' But I proved them wrong.
You wanna play hardball, sweetheart? Welcome to the big leagues.
My most trusted advisers are a eunuch and a sellsword, and my lady's a whore. What does that say of me?
Oh my fucking god,
Giannine
What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?
Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!
I'm so jealous I can't speak.
The guy said NBA players are one in a million, ... I said, 'Man, look, I'm going to be that one in a million.
Try not to laugh. To the girl with golden hair and beauty with no compare. Wait for me at midnight. Sit at your window, in your lovely pink chair and wait, my sweet. I'll find you there. C
Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?
I'm trying to picture you growing up with sisters."
"I can do a double French braid in less than three minutes and I've bought more tampons than a thirty-one-year-old man should ever admit to.
I always knew you'd try this Viking shit on me.
Sex is a team sport, sugar.
I'm not here to promote your pride.
I admit I'm enthusiastically demanding.
My party is going bat (EXPLETIVE DELETED) crazy.
Are you not aware that my profession involves beating the living hell out of some poor-unfortunate wearing nothing more than a pair of green lycra knicks? I'm practically naked each time I step in the ring. But I tend to cover up my privates in public. No one likes ginger pubes.
You can't give away what's mine.
Add in the denim-blue eyes and 6 foot 2 inch dominating physique, and I'm reduced to high-priced man candy for the next six weeks.
You look like death eating a soda cracker.
You know, God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball.
God, this guy is a harassment lawsuit wearing a fake Rolex. If he ever tried that with some of the hardcore gamer girls out in The Belly, he'd be toast.
If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.
You're convincing these big, tough football players to wear what was essentially women's lingerie. There was a little bit of a Jedi mind trick that needed to take place. The product really spoke for itself once guys felt it and touched it.
Clearly I am a very strong, top-of-the-line, always-rising-to-it personage.
As long as I've got a chance to beat you I'm going to take it.
Did you know that when Dave Navarro first met Carmen Electra, rumor has it that he was so taken with her beautiful eyes that he went out and bought over a hundred pairs of sunglasses for her to wear to cover her eyes whenever she left her house so no one would fall in love the way he did?
Case closed, game over, zip up your fly.
Those dudes are hot," announced Tamara. Both Lor and Patrick shut up and turned to stare at her. Damian looked up and grinned wolfishly. My daughter's face went bright red. She drew the sheet over her head, muttering, "You can stake me now.
I warn you, I've been challenged before. That's how it all started, you know? Hoyte tried to kill me the same way. In case you haven't heard, Hoyte is dead. I did him slow and left him displayed. So if you're looking for entertainment, I can guarantee you'll get it.
Man,poor guy.I kept ruining his afterlives.
It takes everything I have not to karate chop him for asking such a dumb question.
I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
You're willing to miss the finals ... for me?"
"I attacked a van for you."
"But that didn't interfere with your schedule.
See you on the other side. Excelsior.
Well, put that lovely treasure back in your pants and calm down.
You're all they have,-- Rick Yancey
Thank goodness I've saved my money.
little do these people know I am just a pawn" spat Kell
I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight
Yeah I know you're a creature of the night. Bringer of death, sucker of blood, needer of tans, so on and so forth. And oddly enough, I'm still unimpressed.
And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would?
All this to say of course Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're dumber than I ever thought, which gives me such a headache to even contemplate. The massive amount of your dumbness. It hurts me,' he whined.
I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually the ringleader of an all-girl mafia.
While that mouth clearly deserves an opportunity to worship as many various bits of me and my shoe collection as I can shove in there, we're not done talking yet.
I think you are a very stupid person. You look stupid. You are in a stupid business. And you came here on a stupid mission." "I get it," I said. "I'm stupid. It sank in after a while.
Okay, you've convinced me. Now go out there and bring pressure on me.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
You're jealous and it's adorable
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
Nonsense, you're quite interesting when you try
That was your cue to follow me.
Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.
It's early in the morning and your competition is still sleeping.
Your so bitter, like kitty litter.
That's my job. To imagine harder than you can.
Geez, Ginger! What do I have to do to prove myself to you?
Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying over a laxative commercial on TV.
The best part of being me is that everyone underestimates the depths of stupidity I'm willing to plumb in order to win out. Azrael
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Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny?
You are such an LBR.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow
Time for a little something.Time-- A.a. Milne
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.
Ladies, if you saw me jackin off in a ferrari would you be jealous?
You might have announced in front of the entire football team and cheerleading squad that I
fictitiously liked what your hands did to me, but I just made you come with one finger, so tell me now who has the skills.
Feel these muscles and understand how they boast the truth!
Damn, the good words are all asterisked!"
"The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest!
Why not use some of those amazing powers of yours to give the poor woman a little satisfaction?