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You lose.... not I!Lose-- Deyth Banger
Did you hear about Katie Parkinson? ... She's going out with Christopher... They've been kissing."
"It was like a Semtex explosion in my brain. I did not know whether to cry or run away.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
There are far worse things then jazz and lipstick... -Griffin Durant (hero)
Do you know how hard it is to be in a house with a man that looks like Chase, who you know can fuck like a porn star, and not get any?!
I spend four years chasing the guy of my dreams, finally get him, and now I have to compete with a gorgeous, twenty-year-old supernatural sex fiend. ~Jaime Vegas
If you kill Syaoran-kun, it will all be over! You and I will be over too!
My bosses would be beyond pissed if tomorrow's New York Times read: "Solid gold tiger eats stupid couple who were taking photos of it with their camera phone.
Embrace the pain, Sharum.
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
If I ever found where he'd stashed my spiked heels, I was going to nail his black heart to the mast of his fucking boat.
I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?
I almost forgot how gorgeous Adonis is," she [Ava] said, "We should have made him one of us."
She [Ava] wouldn't have gotten any argument out of me, but a strange sound escaped from James, almost like he was growling. "And have to endure another narcissistic blond running around? No, thank you.
Shopping for shoes has nothing to do with need, and everything to do with lust. Do you know how many pairs I own?"
"No."
"Neither do I!
You're so stupid that you don't even realize how much I love you. You're so smart that you always know what to do to make me fall for you even more. What would I do to you?
Gert: What ... what just happened?
Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!
Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.
Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!
Fill me in on the details of your life."
"I thought you didn't give a shit."
"It'll give me something to do while I wait for you to stab me to death.
You're jealous and it's adorable
Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny?
I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.
It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life.
Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a mwa ha ha!
In the back of my mind, some part of me thought: Pretty... And I immediately wanted to punch myself.
I just deleted Me , so Myself wouldn't be Jealous .
Do you think that Asian girl over there is pretty? I ask Abram, testing him, wondering if I'm really his type, or if I'm just his type until that rare breed of slutty Asian drops into his lap.
Only when she lets me cheat off of her, he answers.
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat
While that mouth clearly deserves an opportunity to worship as many various bits of me and my shoe collection as I can shove in there, we're not done talking yet.
Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?
You must not be weak!
Omigod, I'm so bored I could shoot myself in the head with a knife.
That's my job. To imagine harder than you can.
I'm not that interesting!
You have two choices, sweetheart. Answer my questions, or get a monster new facial piercing.
I could watch you eat that all day.
Won't get done by looking at it!
To be honest ... here is a task for all that a man has of fortitude.
You know you have found your life mission when you say, I dare you to try and take this away from me.
I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
I love the way they look. I love the way they feel. I love saying the word again and again: Jeggings! Jeggings! Jeggings!
I knew I was playing with fire messing with J-Boy while I was still fuckin' around with Trinidad. Although Trinidad was still with my sister, he'd made it clear that he claimed my ass as his.
Holy ppm, Batman!
When I realize that God makes his gifts fit each person, there's no way I can covet what you got because it just wouldn't fit me.
I almost vomited in the boot! I was just about to vomit in the boot! Can you imagine how upset I would have been?
I think you'll just have to wait for that Loser of the Month tiara a little while longer while I wear it, with pride, around my neighborhood.
Your eyelashes make mine want to commit suicide from shame.
Take a bite and I am positive you will be shouting out oh how scrumdiddlyumptious this wonderveg is!
Did you know that when Dave Navarro first met Carmen Electra, rumor has it that he was so taken with her beautiful eyes that he went out and bought over a hundred pairs of sunglasses for her to wear to cover her eyes whenever she left her house so no one would fall in love the way he did?
I bet you didn't have to say a word. I bet those rings were all Ty. Which makes you the only female on the planet who didn't have to give her man some instruction when it came to an engagement ring," Krystal noted correctly and I looked down at her. "He may drink beer but that boy is pure champagne.
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made
Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
Dear Artificer, I've blown my quanta and gone to the Good Place!
You hate this.
You need more something.
Well.. Is that all you've got?.. I hope not..cuz you haven't finished entertaining me yet..
-Gaara to Rock Lee during the Chunin preliminary
reminded me on Friday night that we aren't friends, Cressida, and I would like you to remember that now,' she snapped. 'So why don't you go and make someone else feel crap about their life and then when you're done with that, go and look for your boyfriend's chin,
Beautiful loser, where you gonna fall? When you realize, you just can't have it all.
What a scream of agony by torture lengthened out that lute sent forth!
This guy seriously belongs on the cover of "World's Sexiest Reasons to Drop Your Panties.
Butch: -I hear ya. No one's biz but yours. One question though
Vishous: -What
Butch: -When the females tie you down, do they paint your toe-nails and shit? Or just do your makeup? Wait ... they tickle your pits with feather, right?
Keep running that smart mouth of yours and I'll bend you over, smack that phat ass and fuck you with my big cock!
Gross. That girl is a slutty, slutty skank bag.
Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!
That could be a very sexy story.
These precious things should be proud of their luck, if a woman like you owns them.
You know, God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball.
Now I know that, from this point on, we'll be the ones doing the chasing.
And Iike it.
Giannine
What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?
Khalid would break every bone in your body for what you've done.
I don't care what he thinks. Only what you think." He holds me tighter. "Like if you think I need to stop biting my nails."
"You've worn your pinkies to nubs," I say cheerfully.
"Or if I need to start ironing my bed spread."
"I DO NOT IRON MY BED SPREAD."
"You do. And I love it.
All I ever wanted
Was to know that you were dreaming ...
If I kept on looking at his bare chest any longer, I'd officially earn my Hussy Merit Badge.
Leave me to my own absurdity.
Enough is enough. I'm a champion. Look at me, I'm a champion. I am not a nugget.
I think you are a very stupid person. You look stupid. You are in a stupid business. And you came here on a stupid mission." "I get it," I said. "I'm stupid. It sank in after a while.
What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.
I'm trying to picture you growing up with sisters."
"I can do a double French braid in less than three minutes and I've bought more tampons than a thirty-one-year-old man should ever admit to.
Not funny ha ha, funny weird
You read my Cosmo?"
"I read all of your magazines. I took all the love quizzes and pretended I was you answering the questions."
"How did I do?"
"You cheated," I said.
My, you do like to dominate
How long will you carry this burden - the fame you earned by frivolous alms? Give it to him who owns the whole, the Lord of earth and the skies above.
Subject: Not a chance
Missy,
I accept your challenge, and may I remind you, that if you want me to leave you alone, there is that little bet we have going. Win it, and I'm gone.
Impatiently (and nakedly) yours,
Mr. Hunter Aaron Zaccadelli, esquire.
P.S. Bring it on.
No One in the Entire World is as Precious as You are.
My 13-year-old self would have beaten up my 17-year-old self because she would be like, 'You're a sellout!'
My sole wish is to frustrate as utterly as possible the post-mortem exploiter.
Suck monkey balls?" (87%)
The truly covetous have never enough!
I am about to lose my temper,'
'I look too cute for that.'
'Stop daydreaming.
Looks to me like you need help. Do you know that you're wearing Thursday panties and today's Monday?
In between levels, he looked at me and asked the question that turns every boy into a man: "Wanna see some boobs?" My time had come.
To how many girls has a great beauty been of no other use but to make them expect a large fortune!
Don't be jealous of my boogie ...
You know, in ten years you're gonna be playing soccer with your tits, what do you think of that?
Every lesbian spearchucker is hoping I get defeated.
Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon.
There it is. Take it.
Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren't such a ballbuster.
The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man!
Don't be jealous, be agressive. Make 2012 yours!
This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?
What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?