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you're a big loser,
there. I had thought we would have
Another happy day.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
If every basketball player worked as hard as I did, I'd be out of a job
I'm just happy I'm not a phoney.
You are not going to like what I have to say," Sean said. "Just give it to me fast, I'd rather have you kick me square in the nuts then squeeze and twist on them all afternoon.
I said it in the beginning. That I was gonna take them niggaz out the game and sure enough I will. Already people can't look at Biggie and not laugh.
Leave me in peace, everybody takes dope.
I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me.
Laugh now, cry later.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
I pride myself on being a Legend Killer.
I might as well have pulled the trigger myself.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
All you earnest young men out to save the world ... please, have a laugh.
I am not one to brag but to tell you the truth mang,
I am funkier then a locker room after a hoop game.
I am proud that my humble attempts to predict Tuesday's prices on Monday are an indispensable component of our society. By buying low and selling high, I create harmony and freedom.
I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon.
I'm at Lance's front door. Let me in." "What? How did you know I was here?" "Because I'm psychic, and Instagram is my oracle. Now let me in. You are seriously interfering with my weekly orgasm quota right now.
Save your stupid for later!
I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight
It's just.... you know
You're all they have,-- Rick Yancey
I bet Eazy E is turning over in his grave,
to see that some of ya'll done made gangsta rap gay
The first day i shot dope
was on a sunday.
i had just come
home from church
got mad at my mother
cuz she got mad at me. u dig?
My life is dope and I do dope shit.
Lo, I am the most stupendous in the land at my particular profession.
Letter to God from 6 Year Old Boy
dear GOD,
pleze turn cigarets into dynomite sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
when people light it ther heds explods up to peces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your best frend
Kevin
I was once a shameless, full-time dope fiend.
Laugh as much as you can.
Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank.
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
A shnorrer knocked on the door of the rich man's house at six-thirty in the morning. The rich man cried, "How dare you wake me up so early?" "Listen," said the shnorrer, "I don't tell you how to run your business, so don't tell me how to run mine.
Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.
Smooth move, Ex-lax," I heard Art3mis say.
[Spade] scowled at Gutman and burst out irritably: Jesus God! is this the first thing you guys ever stole? You're a fine lot of lollipops! What are you going to do next
get down and pray?
Wild and disrespectful? Who the hell are you anyway? Outsourced help?
Best to help such boys have their moment of fun, before life's torments snatched them.
You want me to own a team and deal with these rich, spoiled stubborn athletes, and try to get them to perform? No thank you.
A text from Rio comes in: I just paid my weed guy with a check. I think I've got the hang of this adulting thing.
See. This is why I lo-ike you.
There it is. Take it.
You think I'm mad. Perhaps I am.
If I quit now, ... They win!
Fuck off and die
Well that was sucktastic
I don't sell dope, I sell hope.
YOU R sO bRUEtifUL...
how R U so BRUTEfUL and good?
They'll never meet him. They'll never know that its actually possible for a boy to be so boring you'd agree to kiss him just to get him to shut up. I should get paid to listen to him talk when he calls on the phone. I should get a dollar fifty a hour. Minimum.
Before you start yelling . . . ,
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
Rejoice. Rejoice.
How utterly low.
Easy there, Smurfette.
Damn, there goes my chance for some hot sexy talk.
Time will say nothing but I told you so ...
Would you like a little Sheesh with that Whine?
I'm dating Brandon," I told his bowed head.
"Really?" he asked without looking up.
"Yes!"
"I'll print you a wallet card to whip out every time you need to say that, so you can save your voice."
"Could you laminate it?
I'm just basking in the glory.
Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot."
Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters."
Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.
i freaking LOVE the warriors i will cry,laugh,
Gabrielle turned to Colm. "These men will be of interest to you."
Colm looked them over. "Why is that?" he asked.
With her back to the infidels, she whispered, "They like to dig holes.
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Look what you created, only got yourself to blame, I remember when you hated
Hey, Sethy! If I could bottle and sell the way I'm feeling right now, I think I'd make enough money to buy Kurt Cobain's soul back from the devil
-Kaye
I pay these niggas with a reality check ...
Perhaps that wasn't the brightest parenting decision that I've made in the last ten years." -- (From TRADING MANNY, on letting my 7-year old son emulate Manny Ramirez)
Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave people the uncanny sensation of throwing money away while chewing their own lips off. It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.
Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!
Holy fuck, he's here.
Cue maniacal laughter.
I saw at once the way to appeal to him.. 'Well, of course you know.' I said, 'in really smart circles one has to offer heroin and cocaine to people. It's only a passing fashion, of course, but while it's on, one's really out of it if one doesn't do the right thing.
Oh, precious losing streak,
you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood.
The only job you have in life is to recognize and honor your personal legend
You want me to flash you" I said
He nodded vigorously, like I'd asked if he wanted fries with that.
"And then you'll pass on?"
"That's all I want. So, yeah."
I could almost believe that a fourteen-year-old boy could find deep spiritual peace from a pair of boobs.
Lha Gyal Lo! (Victory to the gods)
Oh fuck. I shouldn't have said that.
It's always nice to end your sentences with an exclamation mark, and not a comma.
You wanna play hardball, sweetheart? Welcome to the big leagues.
Enough, I can say no more.-- Wilbur Smith
It will all be over in 2 weeks
TO BE CONTINUED . .
I should have spit in your eyes and called you a szhlob a long time ago
Drop that or I'll blow ya straight to Jesus.
At least I can say that I'm honest.
May the flop be with you.
The Mission is completed...this is why you die!
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Kevin doesn't just wake up with that spiky bedhead look, Pudge. He works for it. He loves that hair. They leave their hair products here, Pudge, because they have duplicates at home. All these boys do. And do you know why?'
'Because they're compensating for their tiny penises?' i asked.
Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.
The next day we were all shooting up.
"Jeez. Look at the size of the cotton he just threw in the spoon."
"Yea. What are you trying to prove?"
They had a good laugh at my expense.
Do you know want I'm going to do first thing tomorrow?"
"Can I put in a request?"
"I'm going to call every man I've ever had sex with and demand an apology.
Go tae your hands again ... let me give it tae you. Lachlain MacRieve
All I could think to say was, The Lakers are my home team!
I want your womanizing mama's-boy football-player butt all to myself and if I catch you with any Twinkies or beautify queens or anyone else, you'd better run fast because I will hunt you down.
I just deleted Me , so Myself wouldn't be Jealous .
What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this."
"Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.