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That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
Charles Talent Manx the Third at your service, my dear! CEO of Christmasland Enterprises, director of Christmasland Entertainment, president of fun! Also His Eminence, the King Shit of Turd Hill, although it doesn't say that on my card.
Call me Richard. That's my real name. Call me that.
His Tender Roni.
What is his name?-- Jane Austen
But who does hawk at eagles with a dove?
Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper.
Abandoned Lee Shepherd
Can't always be the living legend."-Louis
Riley and the cheeseburger of pain
Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.
Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise
the Reverend Felix Clowne,
What's his name?
Moe: [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?
Parker Haas, crying Omaha, and his sleepless Rose.
A phoenix ain't nuthin' but a burd.
An Aesthetic Saint
If I was a bird, Kline Brooks could go fuck himself.
Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
The crash of Green Hornet had left Louie and Phil in the most desperate physical extremity, without food, water, or shelter. But on Kwajalein, the guards sought to deprive them of something that had sustained them even as all else had been lost: dignity.
Kerrick the weed.
Bill like a man.
You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S.
Philo Vance / Needs a kick in the pance.
Richard Dawson must
His name is Marcus: he is four and a half and possesses that deep gravity and seriousness that only small children and mountain gorillas have ever been able to master.
Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.
Keep away, keep away," Hungry Joe screamed. "I said keep away, keep away, you goddam stinking lousy son of a bitch." "At least we found out what he dreams about," Dunbar observed wryly. "He dreams about goddam stinking lousy sons of bitches.
The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.
John. I would ask you what you are doing, but I fear you would actually tell me.
Lou's was like a tour through Crucifix World with a spontaneous stop in Jesus Country.
lion looking for someone to devour.
I'm Lou Barletta, and I'm a small town defender.
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.
Dominic Chocolate!!!
licks donkey crotch,
Dylan Quinn's knickers,
John-who-wasn't-gonna-get-none-- J.r. Ward
The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition.
This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... "
"Repair boy."
"Very funny, Piper.
I drive him to school, then I break back into Barron's house. I'm the best kind of thief, the kind that leaves behind items equal in value to those he's stolen.
Then I go home and shave until my skin is as slick as any slickster's.
He is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
Hayes. Peter Hayes.
Obvious, Elbert.
Call me Richard, I love it when you call me Richard.
Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say.
Albert tin. Why're
Dickon, and Dickon brought his tame animals, and, if you'll credit it, sir, out of doors he
Release your Inner Bonobo
Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
Lorenzo Gambini, I presume? Or would you prefer to be called - "
"Sir," I cut in before he can say Scar. "You can call me sir, if it gives you the tingles. Otherwise, let's just stick with Gambini.
King of tha westcoast
Grant to Sydney: That waiter you just gave your drink order to ... that wasn't a waiter, it was a Jonas Brother.
He is the cheese to my macaroni.
For Jackson: The best damn dog in the world. RIP, Buddy.
TING-A-LING, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Rank, rump-fed harpy.
Birdy Edwards is here. I am Birdy Edwards!
Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
Raoul, you shall not pass!
Dave's playing and repertoire evokes memories of the golden era of Modern Jazz, and in addition to being a nice guy he happens to be a bebopper of the finest order.
You know, I'm an eagle, flying around in the mountains.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ!" -Claire
Standing behind the desk,checking out an appointment book,is Mr.Asshole himself,Vincent.
Lee assess a subordinate commander as all lion; no fox.
Peter Noever is a pain in the ass and a joy in the heart.
Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!
I am the successor, not of Louis XVI, but of Charlemagne.
His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.
My beloved jay, give me a name now. call out the name you give me, looking into the deepest place in your heart. Everytime you call my name, I'll fly to you and be your wings.
Saint Bo, a man christened with the miraculous ability to gentle horses, nervous women, and one year olds.
Ajax the great Himself a host.
Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!
Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign.
Louis-Cesare looked pained. Ray was even dirtier than I was, and his bright red briefs had gotten a tear across the butt at some point, flashing a glimpse of hairy cheek whenever he moved. An awesome trophy he was not.
Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
He guides me and the bird. In His good time!
Now I live only for Peter,
What are you doing, Dave?
Since Dominic's been sleeping with me, the mice have been trying various labels on him, looking for one that fits. My personal favorite was the week they spent calling him the God of Absolutely Never Smiling, No, Not Ever.
Mitch", but then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together.
I'm proud to be a Cardinal.
My name is Patrick Fitzgerald ... I like to tear the tops off small animals.
some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
Is this the asshole rocker?
Hi I'm B-Rok of the Backstreet Boys, Jim Carrey wannabe.
Rollo the Walker. Who are you?"
"Dak," he answered. It seemed like Rollo expected more. "Uh, Dak the, er ... Cheese Eater?
Bob Ross is my spirit animal
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British-Louis
In the history of show business, there probably never was a straighter straight man than banana-yellow Bert, the paper clip collector and pigeon fancier.
Beloved King of Comedy.
Who the shit is Otis?
Barney Bigard's clarinet,
Tucker "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Please speak up.
Richard A. Posner is an extraordinary person. If he did not exist, it would be hard to believe that he could. ( ... ) He writes with a flair that puts most journalists to shame and a depth of knowledge that puts most professors to shame.
The biggest nuts and guess what? He is I and I am him.