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Everton are now hitting the ropes running. -- Glenn Hoddle
I hate Mourinho. He's a fool. -- Noel Gallagher
Since the boss said I would play, I've been thinking I should kiss the penalty spot, the grass and the post. I think every Liverpool player should do that. -- Jerzy Dudek
John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances -- Alan Brazil
Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. -- John B. Keane
Nonsense, seems to sum up everything. -- Albert Einstein
Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down -- Dion Dublin
Alex McLeish has just had his hands in his head -- Chris Kamara
Playing with Paul Scholes is like playing with the light on. -- Carlos Queiroz
I think it's absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisation I do not understand. -- Boris Johnson
Lampard is a specialist in insulting people very badly. -- Jens Lehmann
All the people you have killed, all the lies you have told have come back to haunt you and the best thing the Labour Party can do is sack you tomorrow morning. -- George Galloway
Lady luck is trying his best for Liverpool -- Steve Claridge
When I heard Jonathan [Cole's agent] repeat the figure of £55k-a-week, I nearly swerved off the road. 'He is taking the p**s, Jonathan!' I yelled down the phone. I was so incensed. I was trembling with anger. I couldn't believe what I'd heard. -- Ashley Cole
THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS -- James Patterson
Kicked wide of the goal with such precision -- Des Lynam
Arsene Wenger has got to unlock the purse strings -- John Motson
If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains. -- Bill Shankly
Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius. -- Brian Clough
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save. -- Ray Hudson
What do you think of Manchester Uniteds three Rs - Rooney, Ronaldo and van Nistelrooy? -- Rob Mccaffrey
'Unbelievable' is the stupidest word in the dictionary. -- Matthew Mcconaughey
I have come to know well that fates are fickle in the business of English football. And I feel that I have pushed mine well past the limit. -- Randy Lerner
Liverpool is the pool of life, it makes to live. -- Carl Jung
An unashamedly indecent read. Welsh fans will love it. -- Olaf Tyaransen
Everything is absurd. -- Fernando Pessoa
There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years. -- Ronald Biggs
There are stains on their knees, stains on their arses. Dirty Leeds. -- David Peace
Holy effing moly. -- Ellen Hopkins
You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune. -- David Pleat
The English have gone soft in the outhouse. England is like some stricken beast too stupid to know it is dead. -- William S. Burroughs
there - it was evidently stupid, -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.
(to a Liverpool trainee) -- Bill Shankly
There's some people on the pitch ... they think it's all over ... it is now! -- Kenneth Wolstenholme
In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate. -- Simon Jordan
If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home. -- Alex Ferguson
Sir Alex Ferguson ceases to amaze me as a manager -- Tony Cascarino
They've been so bloody ruthless that you almost get no choice in the matter. -- Kenneth Grange
A bloody good thing, but too late. -- Noel Coward
Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker. -- Tim Winton
West Ham play a speficic type of game - football. -- Artur Boruc
Another over-rated Brazilian ... Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy.. -- Joey Barton
You're such an imbecile, you know that?"
"Yet, here you sit next to me trying to catch my attention with your legs. Is this your way of showing me what's on offer, because I have news for you, Chelsea, I ain't buying it. So what do you want? -- Heidi Mclaughlin
You cannot make mistakes in the Champions League. -- Claudio Ranieri
Oi didn't loike that bloke, Captain. Bastard, 'e were, but Oi s'pose rules is for them yer don't loike. Yer won't 'urt them as yer do. In't that what God's about, been fair to them as rubs your coat all the wrong way? -- Anne Perry
How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. -- John B. Keane
If there are things saying wrong about Sam Allardyce, believe you me, I will be fighting them. -- Sam Allardyce
It was lovely to receive the affection from some of the supporters of our biggest rival, ... It doesn't happen to you very often in your career. -- Ronaldinho
That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers.
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it. -- Trevor Baxendale
The score is high and very brutal but does not reflect what we saw on the pitch. The first shot on goal was a goal. The second was an own goal. The third was straight after half-time. They defend like mad and they catch us on the break. -- Arsene Wenger
Funny how ye tell people a story to make a point and ye fail, ye fail, a total disaster. Not only do ye no make yer point it winds up the exact fucking opposite man, the exact fucking opposite. That isnay a misunderstanding it's a total
whatever. -- James Kelman
How I hate the Beautiful Game! I hate its cry-baby players and its gruff, joyless managers, its blokish supporters and its sinister owners, its whistle-peeping referees and its chippy little linesmen, its excitable commentators and - perhaps most of all - its unpluggable 'analysts.' -- Craig Brown
No matter how much money you have or what kind of cocoon you live in, the reality is that you have lost a game of football and let England's fans down. We are bothered. -- Rio Ferdinand
The only way to stop Thierry Henry? With a gun! -- Gianluca Vialli
I will be writing to the relevant authorities to complain, but I'm wasting my breath. -- Joe Royle
He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off -- George Hamilton
Oh I'm sorry - I don't follow football. -- William Gallas
Bollocks,' she curses softly. -- Sunny Singh
It's one thing to tell a front man to drop off and fill in the hole behind, but if they don't know why they are doing it, it is not an easy thing to teach. But Rooney's just got it. -- John Toshack
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots. -- David Lloyd George
What did you say to Souness after the end of the final whistle? -- Tony Gubba
Don't you see, Owen?"
"See what?"
"The day's over. -- Victoria Schwab
I Wanted To Sign Scholes For Killie But Fergie Burst Out Laughing -- Alex Totten
There's a snap about Liverpool that just isn't there. -- Ron Atkinson
In the FA Cup, you always have to expect the unexpectable -- Roberto Di Matteo
Buffon is a gentleman thinking only of the ball [after Gianluigi Buffon's strong tackle on Andy Carroll during a friendly with Newcastle -- Claudio Ranieri
Everton are literally a bag of Revells. -- Paul Merson
Strange world isn't it? -- Stephenie Meyer
As long as you've got serious investors who wish to put money into football, I applaud. It proves that football is attractive. What upsets me, what I find scandalous, is when clubs accept fools. -- Sepp Blatter
In the end, very little gets in the way of what Manchester United wants to do. -- Tim Howard
I think his team are mirroring Stuart Pearce as the player he was.
(on Manchester City) -- Alex Ferguson
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank -- Ray Hudson
Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious. -- Keith Senior
I could hardly sleep and even when I did drop off, I awoke to a grim thought: I'm disgusting. I can't play any more. I went to bed with Dudek and all his Liverpool team-mates. -- Andrea Pirlo
We're in the top six, we've got five points and I've told the lads we need another 80 to win the League. -- Joe Kinnear
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! -- Eamon Dunphy
A message to the best football supporters in the world. We need a 12th man here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you. Come on! -- Delia Smith
What a fucking joke. -- Aravind Adiga
And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one. -- Elton Welsby
Alan Pardew has had to juggle his pack -- Alan Mcinally
I couldn't give a s***! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again. -- Sam Allardyce
It is always a bit hypocritical when a defender who spends the whole game kicking you complains of being kicked. -- Luis Suarez
seemed silly to Faith. And offensive -- Danielle Steel
I respect the Premier League. -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Did you used to play for Barcelona? Because that's not Barcelona football. -- Cesc Fabregas
almost exquisite, the slight madness -- James Tate
Mere tabloid journalists, obliged to choose between the word of a Tory MP and that of a common prostitue, have been far too stupid to see that you can put your mortgage on the latter being true. -- William Donaldson
More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson. -- Jonathan Ross
The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red -- Alan Brazil
Defoe was level and anyone who says otherwise is picking hairs -- John Motson
Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. -- Jennifer Estep
We haven't had a strategic free kick all night. No one's knocked over attackers ad-lib. -- Ron Atkinson
At the moment I'm just swallowing it all as part of the humiliation but I think - and this is aimed at my dear manager - one shouldn't humiliate players for too long -- Jens Lehmann
Laddie, that man scored 200 goals in 270 matches - an incredible record - and he has won cup after cup as a manager. When he talks, pin back your ears. -- Bill Shankly
If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless. -- John Hume
Everybody knows how much I love Arsenal - I became a fan. And to be out here [in front of the Emirates as a statue] celebrating a goal against Tottenham, there's not much else to say after thatLike I've said before, Once a Gooner, always a Gooner. -- Thierry Henry
It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton. -- Iain Dowie
We have got a problem winning games in the league. We have to educate ourselves and maybe we have to not play the lovely football that we have been. -- Kenny Dalglish
The word 'bollocks' is one of the most beautiful and flexible in the English language. It can be used to express emotional states ranging from ecstatic surprise to weary resignation in the face of inevitable disaster. And -- Ben Aaronovitch
Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath. -- Eamon
