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Everton are now hitting the ropes running. -- Glenn Hoddle
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I hate Mourinho. He's a fool. -- Noel Gallagher
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Since the boss said I would play, I've been thinking I should kiss the penalty spot, the grass and the post. I think every Liverpool player should do that. -- Jerzy Dudek
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John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances -- Alan Brazil
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Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. -- John B. Keane
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Nonsense, seems to sum up everything. -- Albert Einstein
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Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down -- Dion Dublin
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Alex McLeish has just had his hands in his head -- Chris Kamara
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Playing with Paul Scholes is like playing with the light on. -- Carlos Queiroz
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I think it's absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisation I do not understand. -- Boris Johnson
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Lampard is a specialist in insulting people very badly. -- Jens Lehmann
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All the people you have killed, all the lies you have told have come back to haunt you and the best thing the Labour Party can do is sack you tomorrow morning. -- George Galloway
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Lady luck is trying his best for Liverpool -- Steve Claridge
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When I heard Jonathan [Cole's agent] repeat the figure of £55k-a-week, I nearly swerved off the road. 'He is taking the p**s, Jonathan!' I yelled down the phone. I was so incensed. I was trembling with anger. I couldn't believe what I'd heard. -- Ashley Cole
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Kicked wide of the goal with such precision -- Des Lynam
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Arsene Wenger has got to unlock the purse strings -- John Motson
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If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains. -- Bill Shankly
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Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius. -- Brian Clough
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Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save. -- Ray Hudson
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What do you think of Manchester Uniteds three Rs - Rooney, Ronaldo and van Nistelrooy? -- Rob Mccaffrey
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'Unbelievable' is the stupidest word in the dictionary. -- Matthew Mcconaughey
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I have come to know well that fates are fickle in the business of English football. And I feel that I have pushed mine well past the limit. -- Randy Lerner
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Liverpool is the pool of life, it makes to live. -- Carl Jung
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An unashamedly indecent read. Welsh fans will love it. -- Olaf Tyaransen
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Everything is absurd. -- Fernando Pessoa
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There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years. -- Ronald Biggs
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There are stains on their knees, stains on their arses. Dirty Leeds. -- David Peace
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Holy effing moly. -- Ellen Hopkins
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You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune. -- David Pleat
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The English have gone soft in the outhouse. England is like some stricken beast too stupid to know it is dead. -- William S. Burroughs
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there - it was evidently stupid, -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.
(to a Liverpool trainee) -- Bill Shankly
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There's some people on the pitch ... they think it's all over ... it is now! -- Kenneth Wolstenholme
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In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate. -- Simon Jordan
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If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home. -- Alex Ferguson
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Sir Alex Ferguson ceases to amaze me as a manager -- Tony Cascarino
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They've been so bloody ruthless that you almost get no choice in the matter. -- Kenneth Grange
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A bloody good thing, but too late. -- Noel Coward
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Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker. -- Tim Winton
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West Ham play a speficic type of game - football. -- Artur Boruc
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Another over-rated Brazilian ... Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy.. -- Joey Barton
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You're such an imbecile, you know that?"

"Yet, here you sit next to me trying to catch my attention with your legs. Is this your way of showing me what's on offer, because I have news for you, Chelsea, I ain't buying it. So what do you want? -- Heidi Mclaughlin
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You cannot make mistakes in the Champions League. -- Claudio Ranieri
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Oi didn't loike that bloke, Captain. Bastard, 'e were, but Oi s'pose rules is for them yer don't loike. Yer won't 'urt them as yer do. In't that what God's about, been fair to them as rubs your coat all the wrong way? -- Anne Perry
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How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. -- John B. Keane
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If there are things saying wrong about Sam Allardyce, believe you me, I will be fighting them. -- Sam Allardyce
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It was lovely to receive the affection from some of the supporters of our biggest rival, ... It doesn't happen to you very often in your career. -- Ronaldinho
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That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers.
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it. -- Trevor Baxendale
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The score is high and very brutal but does not reflect what we saw on the pitch. The first shot on goal was a goal. The second was an own goal. The third was straight after half-time. They defend like mad and they catch us on the break. -- Arsene Wenger
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Funny how ye tell people a story to make a point and ye fail, ye fail, a total disaster. Not only do ye no make yer point it winds up the exact fucking opposite man, the exact fucking opposite. That isnay a misunderstanding it's a total
whatever. -- James Kelman
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How I hate the Beautiful Game! I hate its cry-baby players and its gruff, joyless managers, its blokish supporters and its sinister owners, its whistle-peeping referees and its chippy little linesmen, its excitable commentators and - perhaps most of all - its unpluggable 'analysts.' -- Craig Brown
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No matter how much money you have or what kind of cocoon you live in, the reality is that you have lost a game of football and let England's fans down. We are bothered. -- Rio Ferdinand
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The only way to stop Thierry Henry? With a gun! -- Gianluca Vialli
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I will be writing to the relevant authorities to complain, but I'm wasting my breath. -- Joe Royle
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He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off -- George Hamilton
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Oh I'm sorry - I don't follow football. -- William Gallas
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Bollocks,' she curses softly. -- Sunny Singh
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It's one thing to tell a front man to drop off and fill in the hole behind, but if they don't know why they are doing it, it is not an easy thing to teach. But Rooney's just got it. -- John Toshack
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He is brilliant - to the top of his boots. -- David Lloyd George
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What did you say to Souness after the end of the final whistle? -- Tony Gubba
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Don't you see, Owen?"
"See what?"
"The day's over. -- Victoria Schwab
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I Wanted To Sign Scholes For Killie But Fergie Burst Out Laughing -- Alex Totten
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There's a snap about Liverpool that just isn't there. -- Ron Atkinson
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In the FA Cup, you always have to expect the unexpectable -- Roberto Di Matteo
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Buffon is a gentleman thinking only of the ball [after Gianluigi Buffon's strong tackle on Andy Carroll during a friendly with Newcastle -- Claudio Ranieri
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Everton are literally a bag of Revells. -- Paul Merson
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Strange world isn't it? -- Stephenie Meyer
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As long as you've got serious investors who wish to put money into football, I applaud. It proves that football is attractive. What upsets me, what I find scandalous, is when clubs accept fools. -- Sepp Blatter
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In the end, very little gets in the way of what Manchester United wants to do. -- Tim Howard
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I think his team are mirroring Stuart Pearce as the player he was.
(on Manchester City) -- Alex Ferguson
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Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank -- Ray Hudson
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Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious. -- Keith Senior
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I could hardly sleep and even when I did drop off, I awoke to a grim thought: I'm disgusting. I can't play any more. I went to bed with Dudek and all his Liverpool team-mates. -- Andrea Pirlo
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We're in the top six, we've got five points and I've told the lads we need another 80 to win the League. -- Joe Kinnear
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That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! -- Eamon Dunphy
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A message to the best football supporters in the world. We need a 12th man here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you. Come on! -- Delia Smith
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What a fucking joke. -- Aravind Adiga
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And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one. -- Elton Welsby
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Alan Pardew has had to juggle his pack -- Alan Mcinally
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I couldn't give a s***! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again. -- Sam Allardyce
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It is always a bit hypocritical when a defender who spends the whole game kicking you complains of being kicked. -- Luis Suarez
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seemed silly to Faith. And offensive -- Danielle Steel
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I respect the Premier League. -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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Did you used to play for Barcelona? Because that's not Barcelona football. -- Cesc Fabregas
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almost exquisite, the slight madness -- James Tate
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Mere tabloid journalists, obliged to choose between the word of a Tory MP and that of a common prostitue, have been far too stupid to see that you can put your mortgage on the latter being true. -- William Donaldson
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More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson. -- Jonathan Ross
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The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red -- Alan Brazil
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Defoe was level and anyone who says otherwise is picking hairs -- John Motson
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Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. -- Jennifer Estep
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We haven't had a strategic free kick all night. No one's knocked over attackers ad-lib. -- Ron Atkinson
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At the moment I'm just swallowing it all as part of the humiliation but I think - and this is aimed at my dear manager - one shouldn't humiliate players for too long -- Jens Lehmann
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Laddie, that man scored 200 goals in 270 matches - an incredible record - and he has won cup after cup as a manager. When he talks, pin back your ears. -- Bill Shankly
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If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless. -- John Hume
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Everybody knows how much I love Arsenal - I became a fan. And to be out here [in front of the Emirates as a statue] celebrating a goal against Tottenham, there's not much else to say after thatLike I've said before, Once a Gooner, always a Gooner. -- Thierry Henry
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It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton. -- Iain Dowie
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We have got a problem winning games in the league. We have to educate ourselves and maybe we have to not play the lovely football that we have been. -- Kenny Dalglish
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The word 'bollocks' is one of the most beautiful and flexible in the English language. It can be used to express emotional states ranging from ecstatic surprise to weary resignation in the face of inevitable disaster. And -- Ben Aaronovitch
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Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath. -- Eamon