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I grabbed a bottle of glass cleaner because it comforted me to hold something in my hand that had a trigger, such as it was. I
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Broken glass. It's just like glitter, isn't it?
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Water - a thoroughly underrated drink.
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Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.
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It smells like grade school - boredom, paste, Lysoled vomit. I
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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Jesus's bloody tears.
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Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
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Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.
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What you need is a good Hoovering.
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Kleenex would have made a mint today.
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Bundy Rum- better than local anaesthetic.
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Tears. They're like seeds in a watermelon. Good for spitting out.
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Cruddy Mouthbreather
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Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
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Just sprinkle a little lime to neutralize the acid.
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What the hell is in swan saliva that burns so badly?
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The morning slathers its whatever
across the thing.
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A little toxin is the best tonic.
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Scrub for Soft Hands Ingredients: ¼ cup of Sea Salt ¼ cup of Sugar 5 tbsp of Coconut Oil 2 tbsp of Honey 1 tbsp of Lemon Juice
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Body odor mixed with deodorant must make chloroform.
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Trichloroethane [ ... ] All my extensive testing has shown this to be the best treatment for a dangerous excess of human knowledge
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Licorice steeped in vinegar, with honey and cloves. It will give you some strength and clear your head.
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What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
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When in doubt, bourbon through it.
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Epsom salts. It felt wonderful. After massaging them with Vitamin E oil, Sue returned
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Vinegar of the interrogator with the oil of a flirt,
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It smells like... I think it's bile. Tooms must have taken it from his victims' livers.'
'Oh,' Mulder said. He sounded a little sick. 'Do you think there's any way I can quickly get it off my finger without betraying my cool exterior?'... Mulder hastily wiped his hand on the floor.
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Antibiotics, viral tabs, painkillers, sterilisation spray," Kasyanov said. "Other stuff. Bandages, medicines, contraceptives.
Hoop raised an eyebrow.
"Hey. Forever is a long time.
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Chrysoberyl. Among them twinkle hundreds upon
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One the stuff hits the fan ... swirl a pair of (Chinese) stress balls.
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I walked over and picked up one of the jugs. "What's this? Some kind of Caster disinfectant?"
Lena took it out of my hand and lined it up with the others. "Yeah, it's called bleach.
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It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?
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Your lips are so soft and girly. I really must know what you use on them.
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Whatever lifts the corners of your mouth, trust that
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What is that yellow stuff in the bottle, Soc?" "Urine, with a few herbs." "Urine!" I said, pulling my leg away from him in disgust. "Don't be silly," he said, grabbing my leg and pulling it back. "Urine is a respected elixir in the ancient healing traditions.
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I've tried every kind of bottled water, but Poland Spring is my go-to. I always have room-temperature bottles of it on side of stage for post-performance.
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At home, my mother dabbed at her brow with a wet flannel she kept in the fridge for that purpose.
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After getting her settled safely on the couch, I retrieved a sterile razor blade from the kit in the closet, along with alcohol swabs, gloves, and gauze. A fluffy white towel came from the bathroom.
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She sent me a bottle with a liquid composed of lemon juice, egg white and French brandy. In a few days my sunburn disappeared and since then I have always used this mixture. One
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homemade wine or a
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
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I use Cheer. I like the idea of a happy wash.
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This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?
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I'm trying to quit huffing epoxy glue out of grocery bags.
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We laughed at the hollyhocks together and then I sprayed them with lye. Forgive me. I simply do not know what I am doing.
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Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel.
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All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
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Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
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A crier of green sauce.
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Tylenol and murder.
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The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.
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Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.
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Make me a drink strong enough to wash away this dishwater world, they said was lemonade.
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Shite and onions!
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What in the world is a hangover cure?
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Dry feet, warme head, bring safe to bed.
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Milk Duds. It doesn't' bother me that it gets stuck in my teeth or anything.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Water is the best liquid possible to cleanse the tissues ... Drink some, a little time before or after a meal.
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What, everyone likes Kool-Aid. It's a childhood staple.
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I relieve rappers just like Tylenol
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Wine, it's in my veins and I can't get it out.
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Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it.
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Hot soapy water cures a multitude of ailments. Wine, the rest of them.
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How can I dispose of myself with it?
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Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just ... (wipes his nose)
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Water....I'm thirsty not dirty.
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Sunshine is the best disinfectant
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Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink.
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Remove the mixture from the
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The washing up liquid smells of sweeties. It tells me that it is ginger and peach. It smells of something we should still be eating. This seems wrong: it should smell of something after, whatever it is that comes after.
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Ingredients should not read like a chemistry experiment!
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Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen.
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skin the off-white of a dirty motel sheet.
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The air smells of something sharp and antiseptic. My
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Crap on a stick.
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Poison. The perfect weapon for a snake.
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Who on planet Earth didn't have aspirin in the house?
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brandy to sleep at night.
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Pain distills. The clarifying emotion.
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Buying gunk for her hair.
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I carry about eight lip balms: Burt's Bees, Rosebud Salve, Eos.
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The cure for anything is salt water - tears, sweat, or the sea.
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I like to take mustard baths. I combine 4 lbs Epsom salts, 3 oz mustard powder, 12 oz powdered milk, and 1/2 cup baking soda, add in 12 drops each of rosemary and eucalyptus essential oils, then whisk it and pour 1/4 cup of the mix into the tub while warm water is running.
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Cat piss and porcupines!
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The guest thought long and hard and then said, with deliberation: Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.
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Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?
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Her skin is softer than a lamb's. What does she put on herself? Unicorn tears? Jesus Christ.
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There's nothing I hate more than gritty, linty, mysterious pocket schmutz in the cap of my lip moisturizer - or, even worse, on the applicator itself. I shudder at the thought.
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Dr.Ducks Ax Wax is Great Stuff ...
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Narinder squeezed the giant bottle of washing-up liquid until her fingers touched through the plastic. All she got was bubbles and farts.
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My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies.
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sprinkled salt in a line ringing Kelsie's bed first, then grabbed candles from a box in the closet. They weren't the kind I had in my trailer. They were the kind with edible wax that smelled like molten candy.
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All substances the cunning chemist Time
Melts down into that liquor of my life.
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Oh, God," Shannon moans. "We have to boil water," I tell Kenny. "She wants Cup-a-Soup?" "No, it's to sterilize things." "What's that?" I start rummaging through my house looking for anything useful. I get a knife, scissors, salad tongs, clothespins, a bottle of whiskey. Kenny
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Balsamic vinaigrette, Tabasco, and giblets. Then let it boil.
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My body was sore all over, and I suddenly had my very own hot water bottle in the shape of Lev.
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It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles